VIDEO – Possibly The Worst Tattoo Customer In History

I’d tap that.

Sadly, that is the LEAST painful place to get a tattoo. Ugh- some girl was acting like that in my tattoo shop once and her artist told her if she didn’t shut up and stop moving he wasn’t going to do anymore not only because he didn’t want to be blamed for it being messed up but also because he didn’t want to risk sticking himself with the tattoo needle- she left with outline only. I hate people. Sit down, shut up and get your fuckin tattoo if you really want it.

What they need to do is shove a sock in her damn mouth. I would just tell go some where else and get this done

HA! AAAHOOW! Don’t get persnippity.

I wish i could see the tat.

Oh my goodness! My husband and I were sitting here, laughing our asses off. Sadly, though, if I were to try to get a tattoo, I’d probably be screaming, too. I have such a low pain threshold that some sound frequencies hurt me. (Don’t call me a wimp, though. I have a valid medical condition to account for the sensitivity.) This is why I don’t get a tattoo. I’m a firm believer in, “if you can’t take the pain, don’t pay someone to poke you with a needle.” I can’t take the pain, so I don’t. Simple, ain’t it?

I completely agree. Once I turned 18 I went ape shit and never looked back. I got a branding up and down my whole calf the week I turned 18, just a few short months later I started on my back piece. Fourty hours over eight months later, I have my entire back done. After that it was my arms, and now my thighs. My mother just shakes her head, but appreciates that I had the sense to at least go to an artist that knows his shit. I’ve been in magazines and competitions, and over all, I don’t regret one single thing. I’m not sure if I love the needle because I’m disturbed somehow or if I just have the hots for my tattoo artist. Maybe both. Either way, I’ll be sad if I ever run out of room!

People like this woman annoy the fuck out of me. Many times when she’s screaming he’s not even touching her. Ugh.

At one point near the beginning it looked to me like she started screaming before he touched her.

To keep clients docile I recommend a steel-toed boot to the side of the head. Make sure they sign a waiver beforehand.

I don’t have one there yet, but I do have 6 others (nothing under 3 hours) and I am waiting for the perfect thing to come to mind for that spot. I hate people who act like that. If you want it bad enough, you will sit there and deal with the pain and shut up. This woman must not have children… that’s for sure. Damn. Tattoos hurt so good. Why would anybody want to ruin such a fun thing?

Ohhho no.

My grandma use to say persnippity. I haven’t heard that in decades.

If it hurts so bad, why have it?! Just stop. Did she lose a bet or something that she has to have it done?

No one who says persnippity should even think they can get a tat.

She must be a virgin.

My first tat totally encircles my upper arm, with beautiful skulls and roses. Lots of shading. Hurt in such a good way. Didnt flinch, period. I see some on men that go only half way. Pussies. The other is where a tramp stamp would be, but not the flowers and butterflies. Its a 12″X5″ demon piece. I was leaning forward in the chair, listening to ICP,” The Great Melinko” CD. Good times…good times. I didnt pay but 120 for that piece, maybe cause then i was cute, with the jeans pulled down and in my girly panties. I also didnt cry like a baby. I’m thinking it was the panties… Now I’d probably have to pay full price and then some.

You are totally an ’80′s kid!…….

It’s still there if he didn’t burn it off I’m sure. I got mine on a mammary ( lol) at least nobody can see it. It was heart enclosing an initial- I got the initial part gone anyways.
I’m lmao now re-living that day. I was such a rebel!!!
And yeah, it was eons ago.

Wow. Well. . .forget about anal with her, eh?

Thats a great idea to have the session video taped. Just in case some whiney bitch like this one wants to sue. Is that done now-a-days? making a video of someone getting a tat?

That tattoo artist was hilarious.

Ha, my first tat was a parrot (I know, shocking huh?), but on my forearm. I’m not sexy enough to have it on my shoulder and I want to see my tats

My first tat guy has a sign in his shop that states that he charges 25 cents per whine. He also told me that he will deliberately “turn up the machine” so as to cause more pain. So I whined until it felt real good……..;P

I have had three tattoos on me, the biggest one is on my lower back. Or as my hubby likes to tease me about “tramp stamp”. That was the one that hurt a bit more than the one on my ankle and the one on my shoulder, but it was a good sting. And to be honest I went numb after five minutes. The tattoo artist loved me since I was one of the few female customers that didnt squeal like a piggy over a tattoo.This lady here…he would have stopped after the first five minutes and told her to leave. He knows that they can be uncomfortable but come on now. Get past it already or get out. That lady had no business in there if she is that big of a wuss!

Nutbar!

That woman annoyed the SHIT out of me. . . I would have just left her ass sitting on the chair and went home. I have three tattoos. My first was on the same spot she was getting hers, my second was on my chest, and my third was behind my ear. I never did more than get sweaty feet. . . much less call anyone persnippity.

Born late 70′s but yes mostly influenced by the 80′s. However, I leave the “fashion” of the 80′s in its grave.

How did you know? *bat my eyes*

I hear that!

Dont lie deadskin, you still wear your members only jacket!

OHhhhO NoooOOOO! Ahw fuck! That is terrible!! ROFL–

There’s a lot of implied camel toe in that thar post of yours, PT. : )

I was in my tat shop once and a chick came in wanting tribal on her belly…She was a total pussy about it and ended up asking us to hold her down so she could at least get enough of it done to look like more than just some squiggley lines. It was funny as shit but at least she wasn’t screaming and shit like this woman…I woulda kicked her ass outta the shop no refunds & no coming back either!

Oh she absolutely does! She screams every time he moves and even when he’s just wiping her off! I have only one tat and it’s on my ankle, but it didn’t hurt a bit and I’m itching to get another some day.

Holy Christ, that guy doing her tat is better than me, I’d have at the very least punched that bitch in the back of the head…but wanted to knock her the F*ck out! WTF, I agree, why even GET it if it hurts that bad?? I had one on my shoulder (back) and it hurt but damn, I’d never have acted like that!! On a positive note, anyone with a teen who wants a tattoo, show her this!! HAHA

And you still have a “Wheres The Beef” tee shirt I bet

Guilty.

Guilty.

Really! I got a tattoo same spot, didn’t hurt. I would’ve said to her, I’m sorry, I can’t do this and that maybe getting a tattoo isn’t for you. I’ve seen people getting tattoos before, and no one ever uttered a sound. But if some do, I’m sure not like this, this is ridiculous. lol!