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Since the woman eating her booger during a news broadcast has been removed for some reason, here’s an older woman with extremely low pain tolerance getting a tattoo. Seriously, who can watch this and not want to punch her in the back of the head?


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  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I had to shut that shit up after about 40 seconds…

  • Anonymous

    I’d tap that.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Me too, with a club.

  • jamacattack

    Sadly, that is the LEAST painful place to get a tattoo. Ugh- some girl was acting like that in my tattoo shop once and her artist told her if she didn’t shut up and stop moving he wasn’t going to do anymore not only because he didn’t want to be blamed for it being messed up but also because he didn’t want to risk sticking himself with the tattoo needle- she left with outline only. I hate people. Sit down, shut up and get your fuckin tattoo if you really want it.

  • Sister Iroz

    She’s a pussy, talk about exaggerating, she is!

  • Gee

    What they need to do is shove a sock in her damn mouth. I would just tell go some where else and get this done

  • Crimsonsorrow3

    that’s the same area where i got my first tattoo: at 18 years old. i damn near orgasmed. needless to say, i am addicted to the damn needle.

  • Pixie

    HA! AAAHOOW! Don’t get persnippity.

    I wish i could see the tat.

  • aka jas

    Fuckin A!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/BTYN5SIVHWNRENFLKYBXYNVYVE Avie

    Oh my goodness! My husband and I were sitting here, laughing our asses off. Sadly, though, if I were to try to get a tattoo, I’d probably be screaming, too. I have such a low pain threshold that some sound frequencies hurt me. (Don’t call me a wimp, though. I have a valid medical condition to account for the sensitivity.) This is why I don’t get a tattoo. I’m a firm believer in, “if you can’t take the pain, don’t pay someone to poke you with a needle.” I can’t take the pain, so I don’t. Simple, ain’t it?

  • aka jas

    I absolutely did not find this funny. I am soo utterly annoyed now. (UGH thanks Morbid) If I was him I would have told her to FUCK OFF!

    I love pain. So to hear that shit…. wretched hag.

  • Count Rackula

    I completely agree. Once I turned 18 I went ape shit and never looked back. I got a branding up and down my whole calf the week I turned 18, just a few short months later I started on my back piece. Fourty hours over eight months later, I have my entire back done. After that it was my arms, and now my thighs. My mother just shakes her head, but appreciates that I had the sense to at least go to an artist that knows his shit. I’ve been in magazines and competitions, and over all, I don’t regret one single thing. I’m not sure if I love the needle because I’m disturbed somehow or if I just have the hots for my tattoo artist. Maybe both. Either way, I’ll be sad if I ever run out of room!

    People like this woman annoy the fuck out of me. Many times when she’s screaming he’s not even touching her. Ugh.

  • Bohring

    Drama Queen.

  • Boughtthefarm

    At one point near the beginning it looked to me like she started screaming before he touched her.

  • Anonymous

    What a wuss. I got my first tat at 15 and I never even flinched. My first was in fact on my shoulder blade. If she reacts this badly over a tattoo, I would hate to see her giving birth or with a broken bone.

  • guillotinegirl

    To keep clients docile I recommend a steel-toed boot to the side of the head. Make sure they sign a waiver beforehand.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWBV2FUY3OBYX3RNK6I44QSC7I Kwum

    Lemme guess this video was coutesy of

    ~ BILLY JOE RAY BOBS HOUSE OF PURDY FANCY TAT 2’S ~

    oh and can someone please translate into ENIGLISH the following:

    “aghhh whait dohn git pursnipity with me”

    This cornporne redneck drunken heiffer most likely puts up the same fuss when her bf/daddy is tryin to tap from behind..

    yeeee haww

  • SpitefulScorpio

    I don’t have one there yet, but I do have 6 others (nothing under 3 hours) and I am waiting for the perfect thing to come to mind for that spot. I hate people who act like that. If you want it bad enough, you will sit there and deal with the pain and shut up. This woman must not have children… that’s for sure. Damn. Tattoos hurt so good. Why would anybody want to ruin such a fun thing?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Persnipitty is my new favorite word.

  • aka jas

    Ohhho no.

  • Athena

    No, she totally does. That’s the first thing my husband said when he watched the video.

    On an off note… I love the tattooist.

  • Boughtthefarm

    My grandma use to say persnippity. I haven’t heard that in decades.

  • Anonymous

    Punch in the back of the head nothing. I would punched her in the mouth and gave her screaming ass something to scream and squirm about. Plus I wouldn’t of finished the tatt :)

  • Tundratot

    If it hurts so bad, why have it?! Just stop. Did she lose a bet or something that she has to have it done?

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    I loved her! She is pain to the ears…..I LOVE seeing stupid people scream, squirm and suffer!

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    No one who says persnippity should even think they can get a tat.

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    Oh, I love you so much more now. :)

    I got my first tat 3 years ago, late in the game for me. I have wanted one since I was a teenager but I went straight from my parents reign to my husbands hate of tats. He always forbade them. I just started not giving a shit whether he liked them or not a few years ago and convinced him that I would just get a small one and it was what I wanted for my birthday. It didn`t end up small. Now I have two and I am in the process of designing my next 2 and have ideas for the next 10. I don`t think I have enough skin.

    As for the pain, I have a fairly high pain tolerance but there is definitely something about getting a tat that feels soooo good.

  • Fuhku2

    She must be a virgin.

  • wishfulsinful

    My fucking EARS!!!! Newsflash, dumbass: Tattoos are done with sharp, pointy thingys called needles and they WILL hurt.

  • Anonymous

    My first tat totally encircles my upper arm, with beautiful skulls and roses. Lots of shading. Hurt in such a good way. Didnt flinch, period. I see some on men that go only half way. Pussies. The other is where a tramp stamp would be, but not the flowers and butterflies. Its a 12″X5″ demon piece. I was leaning forward in the chair, listening to ICP,” The Great Melinko” CD. Good times…good times. I didnt pay but 120 for that piece, maybe cause then i was cute, with the jeans pulled down and in my girly panties. I also didnt cry like a baby. I’m thinking it was the panties… Now I’d probably have to pay full price and then some.

  • melb1970

    I have one tattoo that was done by boyfriend the old fashioned way with indian ink a needle and thread done at 14- no screaming not even a whimper. No whimpering when I lit up a spoon burned most of it off four years later but it sure was a bitch to heal.
    Now I keep saying I’m gonna get a real one to cover up what is left of the old one but haven’t done it yet.
    How could this chick ever give birth?

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    You are totally an ’80’s kid!…….

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    I tatt’ed a ying yang on my brother-in-law’s hand that way many moons ago. I wonder if he still has it.

  • melb1970

    It’s still there if he didn’t burn it off I’m sure. I got mine on a mammary ( lol) at least nobody can see it. It was heart enclosing an initial- I got the initial part gone anyways.
    I’m lmao now re-living that day. I was such a rebel!!!
    And yeah, it was eons ago.

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    Bad wording on my part huh, lol. I mean I wonder if he got it covered up ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    Wow. Well. . .forget about anal with her, eh?

  • The Eccentric Celtic

    I thought that word was supposed to be “Persnickity”
    Also I would have tatttoed “Whiny Ass Bitch” on her back and walked off

  • Anonymous

    Thats a great idea to have the session video taped. Just in case some whiney bitch like this one wants to sue. Is that done now-a-days? making a video of someone getting a tat?

    That tattoo artist was hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    I have an idea, you could have a parrot tattooed on your shoulder.

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    Ha, my first tat was a parrot (I know, shocking huh?), but on my forearm. I’m not sexy enough to have it on my shoulder and I want to see my tats :P

  • Anonymous

    I thought it was “persnickety” as well. Either way she’s annoying. I wouldn’t have finished the tattoo, and I wouldn’t have given her a refund either since she wasted my time and I’d still have to sanitize the equipment.

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    My first tat guy has a sign in his shop that states that he charges 25 cents per whine. He also told me that he will deliberately “turn up the machine” so as to cause more pain. So I whined until it felt real good……..;P

  • celia

    I would of been way too tempted to just bonk her on the back of the head with her acting that way. I would of hated to see her give birth, assuming she has kid(s). i’m an asshole and i would of probably just purposely messed up her tattoo so she felt like a idiot, lmao.

  • Babygirlg2001

    I have had three tattoos on me, the biggest one is on my lower back. Or as my hubby likes to tease me about “tramp stamp”. That was the one that hurt a bit more than the one on my ankle and the one on my shoulder, but it was a good sting. And to be honest I went numb after five minutes. The tattoo artist loved me since I was one of the few female customers that didnt squeal like a piggy over a tattoo.This lady here…he would have stopped after the first five minutes and told her to leave. He knows that they can be uncomfortable but come on now. Get past it already or get out. That lady had no business in there if she is that big of a wuss!

  • Anonymous

    What a pathetic bitch. 3/4 of my back is tattooed, and I LOVE getting work done. Best day ever? Two new lobe piercings, stretched up two gauges on two existing lobe piercings, followed by three hours of tattoo work. Oh, all of this chatter about tats makes me want to get more work done.

  • Warrman

    Nutbar!

  • lisaznola

    2 words.
    Ball Gag.

    http://ballgags.wordpress.com/

  • RobotSocks

    That woman annoyed the SHIT out of me. . . I would have just left her ass sitting on the chair and went home. I have three tattoos. My first was on the same spot she was getting hers, my second was on my chest, and my third was behind my ear. I never did more than get sweaty feet. . . much less call anyone persnippity.

  • Anonymous

    How did it end?!?! Did she get the other guy to finish the tattoo? Did the original artist finish it, or finally do the right thing and run her the hell out of the shop? The suspense is killing me!

  • aka jas

    Born late 70’s but yes mostly influenced by the 80’s. However, I leave the “fashion” of the 80’s in its grave.

    How did you know? *bat my eyes*

  • Count Rackula

    *Squeal!* PT!!! I’ve been catching up on all the stories this month and reading all of the comments and I was wondering where the fuck you’ve been!!! I haven’t been able to read everyday like I do typically because so much has been going on so I’m way behind… But I noticed you weren’t commenting for a while there and I got worried!!! I just saw the headline in the little recent comments box and since it was about tattoos I figured I’d skip to it and read it. Then you responded to me! *Swoon* Oh, how I’ve missed you, PT. I hope you’ve been alright.

  • Anonymous

    I hear that!

  • Anonymous

    Ha ha ha ha ha! I hope people she works with make fun of her for this. You would have thought she was used to pain by now with all the teeth she is missing in her head.

  • aka jas

    Dont lie deadskin, you still wear your members only jacket!

  • Anonymous

    Actually, you can now buy those again. Besides, 80s fashion wasn’t ALL bad. Shoulder pads are bad, though. And, fuck, stirrup pants. And layering 2 colors of socks with 2 colors of polo shirts. Yeah–some of it was pretty bad.

  • aka jas

    OHhhhO NoooOOOO! Ahw fuck! That is terrible!! ROFL–

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    *Shudder* Stirrup pants. Those were all I used to wear, I swear. Or latex biker’s shorts, but then again, I was an avid biker. I would go naked before wearing another pair of stirrup pants. OK, maybe not naked, but you know what I mean.

  • Anonymous

    There’s a lot of implied camel toe in that thar post of yours, PT. : )

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    LOL, I know SG. I thought the same thing but I was too embarrassed to think back and visualize it. I am choosing to block that memory. :P

  • Queenpunkr

    I was in my tat shop once and a chick came in wanting tribal on her belly…She was a total pussy about it and ended up asking us to hold her down so she could at least get enough of it done to look like more than just some squiggley lines. It was funny as shit but at least she wasn’t screaming and shit like this woman…I woulda kicked her ass outta the shop no refunds & no coming back either!

  • MnKs

    Hahahahahahahaha The artists at our shop recently found this and we have all been laughing about it since.

  • Wildheart

    Oh she absolutely does! She screams every time he moves and even when he’s just wiping her off! I have only one tat and it’s on my ankle, but it didn’t hurt a bit and I’m itching to get another some day.

  • Wildheart

    Oh she absolutely does! She screams every time he moves and even when he’s just wiping her off! I have only one tat and it’s on my ankle, but it didn’t hurt a bit and I’m itching to get another some day.

  • Shelbelle

    Holy Christ, that guy doing her tat is better than me, I’d have at the very least punched that bitch in the back of the head…but wanted to knock her the F*ck out! WTF, I agree, why even GET it if it hurts that bad?? I had one on my shoulder (back) and it hurt but damn, I’d never have acted like that!! On a positive note, anyone with a teen who wants a tattoo, show her this!! HAHA

  • Anonymous

    And you still have a “Wheres The Beef” tee shirt I bet

  • Anonymous

    And you still have a “Wheres The Beef” tee shirt I bet

  • Anonymous

    And you still have a “Wheres The Beef” tee shirt I bet

  • aka jas

    Guilty.

  • aka jas

    Guilty.

  • aka jas

    Guilty.

  • Anonymous

    Really! I got a tattoo same spot, didn’t hurt. I would’ve said to her, I’m sorry, I can’t do this and that maybe getting a tattoo isn’t for you. I’ve seen people getting tattoos before, and no one ever uttered a sound. But if some do, I’m sure not like this, this is ridiculous. lol!

  • Anonymous

    Really! I got a tattoo same spot, didn’t hurt. I would’ve said to her, I’m sorry, I can’t do this and that maybe getting a tattoo isn’t for you. I’ve seen people getting tattoos before, and no one ever uttered a sound. But if some do, I’m sure not like this, this is ridiculous. lol!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNY52PTWZWAUCJ6BBCFZUZYAOE Kittie Corpses

    “Don’t be grabin on my leg”
    bahaha that vid makes me laugh, oh and in the background I hear lost prophets =)