Abusive Jerk Gets Pwned By Girlfriend’s Kids

What the hell is on his neck in his picture? Anyway, I’ll tell you what…. I just lost a lot of brain cells *trying* to read his myspace. I went to her myspace and it appears the 4 children are all girls… 2 teens, a 10ish year old and a baby. Homeboy got beat up by teenage girls! HAHA!

the dude put a link up to his mugshot pic ON HIS OWN MYSPACE PAGE!!!!!! – http://www.spartanburgcounty.org/MugShots/72/38372.001

I live just south of where this happened and all I can say to this idiot is “Don’t mess with a redneck girl, no matter how small or young she is.” LMAO.

I grew up in a home with 7 women and one boy cousin. One day he decided to prove himself by calling me names and making me cry. My grandma informed him “There are too many women in this house for you to be picking on us!”. Guess someone should have told this woman beater the same thing.

His mugshot reminds me of “faces of meth”.

Come one now….don’t be all oil can. Dude is remorseful, the whole thing is killaing him, ya know?

not to be a total dick, but she doesn’t seem quite the shining star, herself.
judging from the retarded face paint picture, he must be a part of that whole juggalo clique that should be completely obliterated.
i bet 100 dollars that she takes him back within a month at the latest.

Apparently, she’s 35 and has a teenage-ish daughter in addition to the kid(s) she has with her abuser. While I understand being attracted to younger guys (hell, I know I am), it seems that someone that young (his myspace lists him as being TWENTY) with a history of domestic violence lacks the maturity necessary for a successful relationship.

Barring the unlikely possibility that he locks people in clever death traps and gives them a chance to escape if they cut off a body part, I’m not sure what he means.

Maybe someone who can read and write Subliterate Moron could translate his prose for us.

I can not believe I just waisted my time looking at this douche bags myspace. Something is seriously wrong with these people. I can’t put my finger on it. But something just is not right.

Damn look at his neck! haha

Kids rawk

Why are guys named Jamie always such abusive bitches who get beaten down by kids? I know of another Jamie who this happed to also. Tried to hit a woman and her kids beat the shit out of him. If this idiot posted his own mug shot on my space he will also google his own name and find himself here…

Ahhh, I just visited the myspace page. I particularly like the status entry from 5 days ago which announces the following:

” u want 2 play game anybobby katie looking 4 amen so if pepelyno anyboby”

Is it bad that nobody’s commented that he’s a carnie yet…or is it bad I find it necessary to comment on? Redneck or not, carnie is a whole ‘nother species!

I don’t know. Is he typing in tongues maybe? Channeling a high priest of Atlantis? I’m not sure.

You’re rationalizing too much. He’s just an illiterate douche

I know what you mean, my husband makes fun of them all the time & I live 2 doors down from one that while she no longer works at the Carnival (she works at a supermarket) she still acts & lives by the carnie rules.

You can take the girl out of the Carnival but you can’t take the Carni outta the girl….

He looks kinda hammered…

Anybobby. Heh.

Are you trying to one-up Jaime’s retardism? Because, while I appreciate your enthusiastic entry, I’m afraid the prize has already been taken.

*snicker*

Holy shit!!! My stomach and face hurt from laughing so much!

I hope his cellmate is feeling really screw.

If you go through his photos, you’ll notice one of his photo captions states that being a carnie is just his “day job.” The other pictures are all of him wrestling. Yep, a carnie by day and a wrestler by night.

“gobbledygook”

I don’t know why but reading this made me laugh insanely.

LOL
*sorry for interrupting an actual conversation*

“Chancre” sores – look that word up Mr. I have 3 College Degrees.

I don’t know if he does, but I do know that I’m going to start. It’s my new favorite word!

Yeah, I noticed that other people invoked Godwin’s law in another thread, which is the ultimate disqualification in any debate, lmao.
My job required continuing education yearly, and could be applied diversely (other than just analytical procedures), so a few years back, I took a few medicolegal courses.
This convinced me that, after 25+ years in the field, the governing regulators have narrowed their vision to an extreme regarding the legal aspects, and by doing so, have allowed the science to be severely overshadowed, and in some aspects actually constricted by the tunnel-vision.
I knew then, it was high time I did the boot-scoot boogy to exit stage left

Ooops–I meant “in the future,” not “in the meantime.” Oh, well. Same diff.

Yeah, once the misogyny and sexual servicing overtones begin, they’ve basically thrown in the proverbial towel, and the match is essentially over.

My mom and her hubs have various guns, including shotguns; I’m not totally against them, I just wish every moron wouldn’t be able to buy any sort of firearm they want to quite so easily as one is typically able to do…and I totally agree about the safety course. If that were mandatory, I’d feel a lot better, even though I still think it would be swell if people with IQs of 20 couldn’t so easily acquire, like, ABMs. ; P

Oh, I see that you have joined in the insult contest. You have sided with the pack of she-hounds and have taken a nip! An Athena, the goddess of love, your are not. Judging from your picture you should be hanging out with warthogs!!

She laughed and she laughed. That is because she is an empty headed buffoon who doesn’t have a clue she doesn’t have a clue.

Canker sores appear inside one’s mouth and throat, not upon the face, and are often an eruption of the herpes zoster virus, which is carried in the spinal cord of most people whom have had chicken pox or shingles.
The man in question had no sores, canker, chancre or otherwise; he had multiple fingernail scratches on his face and neck due to a beat down he received from several children after he went cro magnon on their mother.

Your constant demeaning sexual references towards women serve to show that you wouldn’t have a clue even if you were standing in a clue field, surrounded by clue fairies while they’re doing the clue dance and smacking you in the head with clue sticks.
Good luck with that, you misogynistic racist xenophobe.

Here’s the thing, Siobhan. On the one had, you rock and it’s great. On the other hand, it’s honestly not worth engaging him for any reason. He’s a nutter, a sick person/troll/loser/ignoramus (and, yes, a misogynistic racist xenophobe). As you can see. Even pointing out what a canker sore actually is. . .it’s a waste of your time. And now to point out that a 1st grader could read the article and determine that the marks on his face aren’t even FROM sores? I know, I know. . . but forget about it. . . as often as possible, anyway. Why? 2 reasons:
1) You’ll go blue in the face telling someone up is up while they’re trying to say it’s down.
2) He gets off on all of it. But I suppose that’s obvious.

p.s. Let me not sign off without saying I have mad respect for your degrees. Mine are all in Humanities, and, well, to me cross-multiplying is a challenge; compiling final grades at the end of term just about kills me…

ZOMG. You see, it’s like this:
Basick reesurch skillz R nott tott inn duggreeze purchist online. Commen sents nott tott, eethurr.

Oh, we have OCD in the Humanities, too, I assure you. In fact, it’s practically a requirement for success in academia, whether you’re in the humanities or the sciences. I mean, if you’re not going to check your footnotes 12 times for accuracy, who the hell will?

Maybe next time Katie needs to date her a feller who has some of that thar book larnin. Damn, what a dumb ass! BTW I too love the thought of him getting his ass handed to him by a couple of toddlers.

Maybe next time Katie needs to date her a feller who has some of that thar book larnin. Damn, what a dumb ass! BTW I too love the thought of him getting his ass handed to him by a couple of toddlers.

I laughed so hard I damn near peed myself when I read that.

I’m feeling kind of pipe wrench right now.

I’m feeling kind of pipe wrench right now.

Maybe he said anybobby because he knew that anybilly was busy and wouldn’t reply.

Oh, I know I’m wantin’ me some. A 20 year old unejumacated Carny Juggalo. Sounds like my dream man right there.

Am I just really tired, or is this just really hilarious? Probably both…

His URL is “WANTSEXHAVESEX1″ lol

Fl o shz R wht U R!

If the woman decides to attack me, she should be prepared to be attacked back. Be nice to me. I will be nice to you. That’s the way it works. The woman is a bully. She needs someone to stand up to her. I will continue to give to her what she dishes out. She needs to stop being a bitch.

The Roman version of Athena was Minerva. Neither was the goddess of love.

Do whatever you want. I certainly don’t care. This is a free forum. By the same token, neither I nor anyone else “needs” to do anything, despite your insistence to the contrary. If someone posts something that someone else thinks is absurd, they’ll say so–this often includes but is not limited to racist rants, misogynistic rants, or rants that are off-topic and simply an attempt to hijack a thread (e.g., the “Labor Day” thread) and turn it into a personal soapbox/blog about Everything. In short, no one has to be “nice,” no one “needs” to do anything. That’s how the free world (which you don’t believe in) works. That’s certainly how this website works. There’s no conspiracy theory at work here (shocking, I know). We are all sovereign individuals, and we’ll each say what we think. If you don’t like it, go away. Pretty simple.

Edith Hamilton’s *Mythology* was one of my faves as a kid! But you have a better memory than I do. My husband’s grad degree was in Classics (uh, you know, Latin and Greek, not, like, Charles Dickens), and he was looking over my shoulder and insisting I point out that Aphrodite was the goddess of lust rather than love. And then he went off on some pedantic lecture about how it’s inaccurate to say that Venus and Aphrodite are the same, but I had kinda stopped listening, alas.

Good point. Many Christians are absolutely deny the incontrovertible fact that they assimilated/appropriated/hijacked the “Christmas” tree, or, for that matter, the date of December 25 for a holiday. Oh, and then there’s Easter…

Don’t worry about my hubs. He’s just bein’ pedantic.

“anybobby” sounds like a term Mush Mouth would say (from Fat Albert- for the mentally challenged)