Platte City, MO – George Cook, a member of the Platte City Board of Alderman, has been charged with second-degree sexual misconduct after he allegedly whipped out his little Colonel and exposed himself “under circumstances he knew would likely cause affront or alarm.” According to police, the victim told officers Cook, an acquaintance of hers, offered her a ride home from work on the evening of August 19. During the drive, the conversation turned sexual and Cook reportedly asked the woman if she was sexually satisfied at home. Whether she responded to the question is unknown. After a quick stop at a friend’s house, the woman returned to Cook’s truck, where he allegedly asked her, “Would this satisfy you?” The woman said she looked down to see Cook’s peener resting in his hand. The woman said Cook then asked her if she wanted him to touch her vagina. Nothing like getting right to the fucking point, huh? But, alas, she turned him down cold. “I would appreciate it if you would pull up your pants,” she said. “I don’t want to have sex with you. I don’t want to do anything with you. I just want to get home.” The woman told police Cook eventually tucked his chubby back into his pants and drove her home. She reported the incident two hours later. Cook, 58, said he doesn’t think he exposed himself, but if she said he did it, then it must have happened – if it did happen, it was a mistake. If convicted on the charges, he faces up to six months in jail and a $500 fine.
Tags: Indecent Exposure, Missouri, Sexual Misconduct
