Stuart, FL - I am a sucker for an amusing/bizarre mugshot. Out of the hundreds of shots I have collected over the years, Elizabeth Progris’ mug has gotta rate somewhere in my Top 25. The troll doll ‘do’, the facial expression…classic! And the fact that she was busted after a baggy of pills plopped out of her cooter in the jail-house shower is just an added bonus. Though I can’t seem to find any info on the original charges, Progris was being booked into Martin County Jail earlier this month and was asked if she was in possession of anything that would be considered contraband. Progris replied that no, she was not. The booking officer told her that if she was in possession of any illegal items/substance, she would face additional charges and asked if she understood. Once again, Progris denied having anything illegal. She was then escorted to the showers. While drying off, a clear cellophane bag containing several white pills fell from the general area of her snatch. The deputy watching over her took possession of the baggy and the pills were later identified as generic Xanax. Progris, 22, was re-arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance and introduction of contraband. Bond was set at $7,500.
Before and after, perhaps? I’m assuming the picture on the left was taken during her first arrest, the second after the shower incident. I have just one word of advice for you, Elizabeth….Kegels.
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