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Woman Charged With DUI After Blowing A .406

August 19, 2010 at 7:56 am by  

Clinton, CT – Police arrested Kim Marshall and charged her with DUI after a couple of witnesses called 911 to report Marshall’s somewhat erratic driving Saturday afternoon. According to those witnesses, Marshall was following other vehicles too closely and repeatedly slammed on her brakes. Sounds like your normal, every day rush hour behavior to me, but according to police, the inebriated fool drove through a drive-thru with her feet stuck out of the car window, nearly hitting the building. When officers made contact with the woman, she was reportedly incoherent, had difficulty focusing on the officer’s questions and was extremely wobbly on her feet. Though she denied she had been drinking, her BAC told a different story – police say she blew a .406. That’s nearly five times the legal limit for the state of Connecticut and the second highest reading in town history, the highest being a .416. In her possession were Suboxone and Clonazepam. Marshall, reported to be 35 years of age, faces multiple charges including DUI, possession of narcotics, and operating a vehicle under a suspended license. She’s currently being held on a non-surety bond. I ain’t buying it…there is no way in hell that woman is 35 – that shit has to be a typo.

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    • Maureen

      If she really is 35 it's a good PSA for drinking and abusing prescription drugs.

    • christy

      NO WAY

    • Eracsurfer

      They gotta mean 53!

      And even that I'm having a hard time accepting as accurate.

    • ProudWife05

      53, I was thinking more like damn close to 60! If this woman is only 35, than I am a super hero with super powers! Now, that that is now clear, I must put my super powers to good use and wake up my teenage daughter! Please wish me luck!

    • Eracsurfer

      Best of luck if she is anything like my son was when he was a teen, you will need all of your super powers.

      Some mornings, I think he could have slept through a stampede of elephants.

    • Zombiephile

      I'm 34 and if that's what 35 looks like, have that drunk bitch run me over now. :-)

    • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

      Damn, she has some kind of tolerance built up! The only place I'd be, providing I didn't pass out sooner, if I blew a .406, would be in an emergency room getting my stomach pumped.
      She looks more like 53 than 35, but years of abusing one's body with alcohol will age them before their time.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

      Oh yeah, and how the hell do you drive with your feet stuck out the window?
      Not very well, apparently.

    • boughtthefarm

      I was going to say that drinking and drugging long enough can make a woman look like pure hell. And she has to have been pounding away for a long time to build up a tolerance like that. Damn…I am almost impressed. BTW, I am almost 45 and I don't look nearly as old as she does.

    • Kittyskyfish

      She looks like she's been a heavy drinker and substance abuser for quite a while, which is why she looks 30+ years older than her actual age. I'd say this woman would be lucky to see 40, but I seriously doubt her liver and pancreas can last that long. It's sad and pathetic.

    • Soobs

      I'd give just about anything, to see video of her driving through the drive-thru with her legs out the window.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      Heh….me too. I'd like to see how that's done.

    • sooo

      She is 44 according to the NewHaven Paper

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      That's what I thought….thanks!

    • sooo

      But still! I am 43 and I look nothing like that….

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      I know what you're saying…my mom is in her 60's and doesn't look that bad.

    • rothase

      I'm 43 and I sure as heck don't look all rode hard and put away wet like she does! AA poster child. Just sad. At least she didn't hurt anyone other than herself.

    • Gee

      Maybe she will be featured on “Dumbest Criminals” You never know what gets caught on video these days. The visual of the feet and driving through the drive thru made me LOL

    • IntelligentVirtue

      tehehe, I kept trying to replay that scenario in my mind, not quite grasping it though.

    • IntelligentVirtue

      Alls well that ends well I guess. Thankfully no one was injured and hopefully she's learned her lesson….umm probably not.

    • Lar_jenn2000

      unfortunately i have seen 35 year olds that look like her! drugs and alcohol can do that to someone. If she was taking suboxone she had an addiction issue with opiates so im sure other drugs were involved as well.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kennyhackett Kenny Hackett

      Damn, she makes me feel better about myself and my age. My balls are less wrinkled then that womans face.

    • So-Whodat..

      Yeah… I'm 49 and glad I did't have as much “FUN” as this lady!!! ICK!!

    • Kris

      No this lady is not 35 she is 44 years old!

    • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

      Same here, I'm 45 and my hair is almost completely gray, but I look to be in the bloom of the flower of youth compared to this hard living lass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

      You'd be surprised. My cousin has been abusing the hell out of her body with alcohol since she was in her late teens. I'll be surprised if she sees much past 50 at this rate, but she's 46 and weighs about 400 pounds–no joke–and she's still kicking.
      I'm not trying to poke fun at her, mind. She had a very hard life growing up–her father was an abusive alcoholic who molested her and her sister, and his nieces. (Yours truly included) He was not a nice man. I'm just saying sometimes people hold on for a surprisingly long time having done terrible abuse to their bodies.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

      My mother's in her seventies and feels like she's been run over by a truck most of the time from having to be my severely handicapped father's caregiver, but she still looks more young and spry than this sad soul.

    • mizwalker

      i found a different article that says she's 44. but still, she looks 64.

    • Anonymous

      I’m thinkin’ that in health class way back in the 80′s, we were told that a BAC of .40 and higher would cause a person to be comatose.

      Hard way to go lady.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKSJ42VBXNAFJLOH54Y3K4KTXU Heather Habilatory

      Oh my god. This lady looks like she could be the old hag in “Drag Me to Hell” in just a few short years.