Port Angeles, WA – Huh. I never thought there would be an occasion where I would have to throw all those words together in one sentence. Something new every day here at the Dreamin’ Demon, folks. Police in Port Angeles say 21-year-old Carlton Jeffery Kohnert, while dressed in a child’s banana costume, exposed himself to a woman in a Wendy’s restaurant before driving through the Four Seasons Ranch neighborhood spewing out some kind of white supremacist crap while brandishing a shotgun. Though officers haven’t received any reports of shots having been fired, when Kohnert and his two cronies were pulled over, an officer spotted a couple of shotgun shells sitting on the front seat. Authorities are still waiting on a search warrant for the vehicle. Kohnert couldn’t explain why he was wearing the banana costume, but police believe alcohol may have played a small part in the fashion faux pas. Banana man, who is reportedly in the Marine Reserve, was booked on charges of reckless endangerment, aiming or discharging a weapon and indecent exposure. Another occupant in the vehicle, Anthony Marks Maybury, 21, was arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment, and an 18-year-old female passenger was allowed to split. The banana costume was seized and entered into evidence. Could this be the beginning of a hot new trend?
Police in South Wales are on the look-out for their own banana clad bandit. It appears as if a man dressed in a banana costume may or may not have had something to do with the smashing of the windows at a flower shop. Police would like to speak to the costumed man and his accomplice, a man believed to have been wearing a dark blue or black bathrobe and a shower cap on his head. Though the windows were shattered to pieces, no one entered the store and nothing was taken.
All this talk of bananas has me craving a peanut butter cup, some bacon, and a dose of Family Guy.
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Tags: Indecent Exposure, Port Angeles, Reckless Endangerment, Washington
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