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Hardin County, Illinois – This has already started out a great day. The first thing I read is that Tila Tequila got her ass beat on stage at the 11th annual Gathering of Juggalos concert in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois on Friday night. She was scheduled to be there as part of a Ladies Night lineup, but when Tila went on stage, she was met with boos and projectiles, even after trying to win the crowd back by taking off her shirt. But this information is leaving me feeling quite conflicted. On one hand I got ICP  fans who include some members who illicit the same emotion out of me as some Walmart shoppers. It’s a bit of disgust, amusement and pity all rolled into one…I guess you could call it disamusemepity. But on the other you have Tila Tequila — a shaved, female version of Gizmo from the Gremlins with less talent and fake tits who personifies everything I hate about fame in today’s society. So if the thought of her on stage “performing” in front of a crowd of Juggalos wasn’t funny enough, the crowd started throwing turds and firecrackers at her. This all has me on the ground in a fit of laughter while totaling up how much it would cost to buy each thrower a 2-liter of Faygo.

“I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the shit out of the port-0-potty and threw shit and piss at me when I was onstage,” Tila told TMZ who also have some exclusive pictures of her injuries if you are interested. They show what some of these fans may lack in brains and good taste in music, they make up for with some good aim. Don’t take the brains comment to personal, ICP fans. You all know you got some real dumbasses in your ranks. See, booing someone off stage is one thing…hell it isn’t uncommon for something to be tossed at a performer on occasion. But you can’t attack them in a mob like fashion. Well, you can, but the end result may not be what you were aiming for.

See, as much as I love that Tila was chased off stage half-naked and covered in feces, the ones who instigated it probably were not thinking of the bigger picture, one that includes hurting the event they look forward to every year. Reports say that the ICP fans didn’t stop with pelting her on stage, they even followed her to her trailer and later her SUV. In both cases the vehicles were reportedly rocked and had their windows smashed out. Add in the fact that it now looks like the attack on Tila was a planned in advance and she very well may have a lawsuit against the festival owners, something the ding-bat has already been on Twitter talking about. “Pretty soon the owners who run the Juggalos will be bankrupt. My attorney Alan is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men,” she posted. This coming from the Mogwai who took off her top in hopes of appeasing this same crowd of men. But who would’ve have guessed that the person who would be responsible for changing how all future Gathering of Juggalo festivals are conducted, would be Tila fuckin’ Tequila?

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  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    *rolls on floor in a fit of hysterical laughter*

    And just when I thought I had recovered, I read this….

    “Pretty soon the owners who run the Juggalos will be bankrupt.”

    That is fucking awesome…

  • http://pussyfoot.tumblr.com/ Pussyfoot

    This has made my day.

  • HotReadingMama

    What an odd fucking story.

    *rolls on floor laughing at Jaded laughing*

  • http://adventuresinnerdliness.blogspot.com/ Darius Whiteplume

    Say what you will about Tile, in my book she ranks a bit higher than Juggalos, though to be fair, most everyone ranks higher than Juggalos.

  • http://twitter.com/SeanPoindexter Sean T Poindexter

    This is what happens when an unstoppable skank meets an immovable douche.

  • Haunted33

    Must say Morbid, your description of miss tequila is quite accurate and funny as hell!

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    Tila is a talentless attention whore (and ICP isn't really any more talented), but she didn't deserve that.

    So you have two talentless, yet for whatever reason reasonably popular entities crossing paths. . .must have been fate.

  • Sugarglider1

    Lulz–what was the logic behind having her perform for this event? What's next? Mel Gibson performing at a Bar Mitzvah? I'm sorry this stupid trashy bitch got her ass beat a wee bit, since no one deserves that, but I cannot stand her. And one COULD argue that there is actually a karmic/poetic justice to what happened, considering the fake claims she has made in the past about having harmed herself, falsely claiming to have attempted suicide, and more (along with pictures of fake injuries).

  • Gl92008

    Bawhaaa haaa ….. Sucks to be Tila. I hate both. ICP=Fucking idiots And Tila=Fucking talentless whore.

  • HATEJUGGALOSLOVETILLA

    Oh how I HATE JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES THIS JUST MADE ME HATE THEM EVEN MORE. i fucking love tila fucking tequilla lol but what the fuck why her? fuck all you juggalo faggits suck a dick cause tila wont be sucking yours

  • DamagedGoods

    Damnit, I just finished giggling over that statement. I'm picturing some giant juggalo conglomerate, a nice big juggalo cube farm. The office music must be… interesting.

    Notice to Employees: Please stop leaving your hatchets in the lunch room. Stop wiping facepaint on your keyboard, and keep your Faygo closed when at your desk.

  • DamagedGoods

    Damnit, I just finished giggling over that statement. I'm picturing some giant juggalo conglomerate, a nice big juggalo cube farm. The office music must be… interesting.

    Notice to Employees: Please stop leaving your hatchets in the lunch room. Stop wiping facepaint on your keyboard, and keep your Faygo closed when at your desk.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I just looked at the lineup for that festival. Holy shit I would have rather sat in line for 4 hours to see Tiffany at the mall…TODAY. Tila Tequila was far from the worst act there. For a poster that claims this is an Underground Music Festival, some other acts included:

    Tone Loc, Naughty by Nature, Ron Jeremy, Tom Green, Vanilla Ice and fucking Gallagher. Gallagher!

    http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/627/2010081512

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Vanilla Ice, Gallagher, Tila and an assload of Juggalos and 'Lettes? All in the same place at the same time? What could possibly be more entertaining than that? Well, besides a lobotomy….

  • ProudWife05

    Thanks Morbid for making my day with this one. You're the best ;)

  • Themeaningofitall

    And this is why I love reading the front page…Morbid, that has to be one of my favorite write-ups ever! Tila Tequila and the Jugaloos/ettes deserve each other. What an awesome pairing.

  • Darsa

    Wow, awesome post!! Fake stars piss me off more than anything. Although wow, she had her hair burnt on fire? That's almost as bad as the STONE rocks; I can't think of a worse type of rock to be thrown… *rolleyes*

  • Intelligentvirtue

    :-( , she looks a little banged up. She is annoying but that's a little drastic but whatevers, I'm sure she's not complaining about the publicity.

    Also, do jugglies wear skinny jeans cause it seems appropriate with faygo and face makeup.

  • deadskinmask213

    Well what we have here is a talentless reality star meets an angry mob of painted freaks not affraid to kick her ass or reach into porta johns to pull out some fresh creamy possibally nutty home made goodness to smear on her freakin face. I for one commend the Juggalo's for putting a great big smile on my face today. Thank You Motherfaco's! To the rest of you as Adam Sandler used to say back when he was still funny ” Screw You For Judging Me!”

  • deadskinmask213

    Also its strange to see a post on a sunday thanks morbid

  • Runebeo

    Lots of mean-spirited comments and same for this article. A girl is attacked by a mob thats really funny, now if it was a someone mean-spirited like Rosie O'Donnell I could find it a little funny.

  • VXIII

    Im so sorry, I dont laugh at others misfortunes but damn, this story had me cracking up…

  • sheevaa

    Okay, I never paid much attention to her, other than to laugh at her stupid name. However,….what the hell is wrong with her eyes? They're HUGE and on either side of her face. Sorry Morbid, you were wrong. Mogwai is WAY cuter than her!

  • V.XIII

    Think there is a msg here for Tila? Nah, dont think she will get it… too stupid to understand, the world hates you bitch, next time they might just kill you and no one will be sorry… retire now old dirty cervix odor, retire…

  • VXIII

    best comment here so far…

  • DogBitez

    Having a hard time understanding why this post is focused on the hilarity of Tila being hurt, and not about the asshole juggalos. I don't watch Tila… don't follow her gossip in any way… but I guess it doesn't strike me as all that funny when someone is injured — cut in the face — because rocks, beer bottles and firecrackers are thrown at them when they've been invited to appear at an event. Even an annoying wannabe “celebrity” like Tila. Let's stick with wishing harm to those who really deserve it — molesters, killers, torturers.

  • cplpunishment

    ICP= I see pussies.

  • Ambler

    I'm not a Tila Tequila fan but Jeez, this is what makes you laugh? Color me confused. To me it's just ugly. It's not like a pedophile got a beatdown or something. She didn't deserve to get physically attacked. Period.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    No thanks. I will continue to laugh at what I find funny, even if you don't. And truth be told, Tila Tequila baring her breasts for a bunch of Juggalos who return the favor by pelting her with rocks and firecrackers, is friggin' hilarious.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I never said she deserved to have shit thrown on her. I said it was funny that she had shit thrown on her. But after reading a few responses and thinking on a bit more on how she must have felt…nope…still funny.

  • Athena_206

    Tone Loc… Tone Loc? Wow. Nope, Tila wasn't the worst. Not by a long shot. (I loved me some Naughty By Nature back in elementary school, though. :P )

    Morbid – now that I have front page access, how do I set shit up so that I have my avatar and whatnot? We know I'm way too retarded to figure this shit out on my own…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    The easiest way is to sign up with Disqus for your comments. You can sign up using any name you want (in case Athena is taken) but specify you want the name Athena to be displayed on this site. Just call me if you have issues and I can walk you through it. It's pretty simple.

  • DogBitez

    Seriously, dude. There's nothing funny about a woman being hit in the face with beer bottles and rocks, even if she bared her breasts and she's annoying. The feces… sure. But not shit that bruises, cuts and could scar.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MichelleZentgraf Michelle Zentgraf

    I suggest you check out TilaResistance.com to understand why this is the greatest karmic kick in the cunt ever. Although I believe she doctored the photos before selling them to TMZ, at least the public humiliation makes it worthwhile.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    So it would have been funny had it been a man?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Here's a 12 second clip of Tila, who was warned not to go, taunting the crowd even after the first objects started getting tossed. Don't wanna get hit by a bottle? Then get off the stage after the first one misses. There are no rumors that Tila is doing what she always does and lying about some of the injuries she photographed. Not that this would be the first time she got caught in one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMaUW5fALBc

  • DogBitez

    No, you're parsing words now. Which is lame. Just let's let it rest with you think it's funny that Tila got hit in the face with rocks and bottles… and I don't find that a screaming riot. Stand a bunch of child abusers up there and I'll throw shit with you. But I'm not chucking glass bottles and large rocks at someone's face because I think they're wannabe celebs and I don't especially like their schtick. People have to be guilty of a whole shitload more than that before I'd want to actually hurt them or find amusement in their pain.

  • eliz1bef

    Actually, they usually wear the baggie assed black wide-leg pants from what I've seen, unless they've moved on from that. Plus, many of them are pretty fucking fat. Especially the chicks. I don't think they make skinny jeans in “Juggalette Plus.” I say this as a hambeast, myself. I don't think you can be skinny on a diet of Faygo, pizza and doritos.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I'm not parsing words, I was asking for clarification. You specifically mentioned a gender, not me. And as seen by the videos surfacing, this is not a case of some poor defenseless woman being traumatized by a bunch of idiot rednecks. It's exactly what I thought it was, and now that I am actually seeing the video, I find it even funnier.

  • Sugarglider1

    That is one heinous lineup. What kind of brain-hurt idiots would go to this show?

  • Sugarglider1

    Uh, Tila Tequila is a douchebag. For instance, she begged fans for money over Twitter and claimed she would be giving it all to charity. She didn't; she spent it all. Rosie O'Donnell didn't do that, now did she? Tila Tequila is a lying famewhore. It sucks that she got hurt, but she's such a douchebag that it also happens to be funny. Douchebags attacking a douchebad.

  • Sugarglider1

    She has some gross implant scars. Perhaps the Juggalo rednecks' objection was asethetic : – )

  • Sugarglider1

    “There are no rumors that Tila is doing what she always does and lying about some of the injuries she photographed. Not that this would be the first time she got caught in one.”

    Exactly, that's the thing–it's like the little boy who cried “wolf.” She has lied about, and even posted pictures of, such things. She's known for it. Done it many times.

  • Dirk

    Worry about your own life!

  • OpiumBeast

    You're a monster.

  • OpiumBeast

    I don't condone any of the blood lust I see in the Dreamin' Demon comments, but it's especially nauseating to see a comical edge to it. I hope there's something really evil about this woman that I don't know about, because I don't watch TV. The only thing I've seen of her is a pornographic movie she made before she was famous and before her nose job. It was a good scene.
    There are famous people whom I hate, but I'd never find it amusing to read about them being attacked. It's concerning how much power celebrities wield over people. This is especially true among those who hate celebrity culture. I'd be hard pressed to find anyone I know who likes reading about celebrity gossip, but most people I know could tell me why they hate these spoiled celebrities. I don't know anything about pop culture, and if these talentless pop culture icons are really so revolting then neither should you.

  • Breadstix

    disamusemepity is my word of the day. I'm going to see how many times I can use this at work.

    Oh, and about Tila…BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • Dannicali22

    Ha finally someone got the pathalogical liar sorted,, haha

  • The_Shadow_Knows

    Dare I even ask what Ron Jeremy was doing on stage?

  • The_Shadow_Knows

    Being involved in reality television in any capacity is sufficiently evil to justify mob violence.

  • arallyn

    I'm sorry, I follow the news through multiple outlets (since just one is rarely reliable), and those talentless hacks are forced in my face at every turn. Even on NPR! NPR! What the fuck! There was a story that interviewed that dumpster hag Ke$ha right before an update on the oil spill! I'm not going to change the channel for 5 minutes, because how am I to know when the story's done?

    So of course I'm going to know about them…and be disgusted by them. Celebrities don't wield power over a lot of us. We're just sick of their BS and don't exactly feel sorry for them when they get what's coming to 'em. I would never condone actively going after celebrities, but when they cry that they got attacked AFTER taunting a crowd of people who already obviously have issues, I'm going to laugh.

    This skank makes millions off of lies and was never worth being more than a two-bit porn whore…if she's not dead, whatever happened is fine with me.

  • The_Shadow_Knows

    Obviously no one actually condones mob attacks on pathetic demi-celebrities, with the possible exception of Kate Gosselin. But this kind of thing was inevitable given the ever more desperate hunger of “reality” “stars” for fame (or at least notoriety) at any cost. During one of Fatty Arbuckle's trials, the brother of the woman Fatty allegedly raped to death with a bottle was quoted as saying “This is what comes of taking vulgarians from the gutter and making them into stars.” What was true in Hollywood in 1920 is a million times more true of the “reality” culture today. I can only hope and pray that this attack helps generate a backlash that will finally put an end to the stomach-turning “reality” fad.

    But I'm not holding my breath. People get the kind of “entertainment” they deserve.

  • Sugarglider1

    Who?

  • UniqueMommy1984

    I swear I don't even know why I was even an ICP fan at one point. A good amount of fans are freaking stupid.

  • Sugarglider1

    “I hope there's something really evil about this woman that I don't know about, because I don't watch TV.”

    But you apparently do use the internet. You can use it find out about all her faked injuries (from the past year), faked pregnancy, faked miscarriage, faked suicide attempts, and more with very little research. And then you'll see why people are responding as if to the boy who cried wolf. No one “deserves” to be hurt, and I'm sure being set upon by a band of rednecks was scary. Personally, I never said she deserved it. But she is an asshole. Considering that she posts naked videos of herself several times a MONTH, perhaps going in front of a crowd of rednecks and taunting them with offers to show them her “TITS” wasn't the wisest move if she was hoping to be respected on stage as an “artist.” As for evilness, that's relative. She certainly asked her fans to contribute to a nonprofit charity that DIDN'T actually exist, and then took all the money for herself. That is undeniable.

  • Sugarglider1

    “I don't know anything about pop culture, and if these talentless pop culture icons are really so revolting then neither should you.”

    May I point out that EVERYONE featured in articles on this site is REVOLTING. Should we not know about them? Maybe we should all just stop reading. That seems like a bizarre rule. Lots of things in the world happen to revolting. Like war, lying politicians, racism, homelessness, a health insurance industry that exists for no other reason than to rape your wallet. I guess we shouldn't know about any of it, though, since it's so revolting. As for having some knowledge of pop culture, personally, I like to know something about what's going on in the world around me…it's called cultural literacy.

  • Gee

    This from some one who believes using drugs is Ok.
    “I don't condone any of the blood lust I see in the Dreamin' Demon comments”
    Why do you keep coming back?

  • arallyn

    Dude. I had no idea she was THAT messed up. I knew about the money and the naked vids and all that bullshit, but faked pregnancy? Faked miscarriage? I don't follow faux-celeb gossip for the most part, but DAMN. She's got way more issues than I thought.

    I've been hearing that this is all a publicity stunt for an upcoming porn flick. But then again, my sources include CNN HN (who cites an “unnamed source close to Tequila) and DListed, so….yeah. But this story is like a train wreck, so let's see where it goes…

  • MABTW

    Who the fuck is Tila Tequila?

  • Imbatman

    In my opinion ICP fans are just as bad as this media whore. I have yet to meet one with an IQ over 20 or not a white kid from the suburbs pretending to run with gangs. Pathetic group.

  • Eracsurfer

    Be clear about their POV… That there are good things about using meth!

    This isn't someone that just thinks that pot should be legal, this idiot actually thinks meth use has benefits!

  • Gee

    Your Right Erac… This about heavy drugs Thanks for the clarification :o )

  • Sugarglider1

    “this idiot actually thinks meth use has benefits!”
    Seriously? Day-um.

  • Sugarglider1

    Yep. I follow certain trainwreck stories, celebrity or otherwise. She's one of them.

  • Sugarglider1

    There's a 12 minute video out there, too, on TMZ.

  • The_Shadow_Knows

    Yeah, when he said “You're a monster” I figured he was just talking to the little yellow man under his bed or the pink elephant in his backyard.

  • The_Shadow_Knows

    Nobody. That's the sad part.

  • aka jas

    Talk about brain (…lack of) Why the hell didn't SHE just get the hell off the stage before it all came down to that? Stupid, stupid, chick!

  • Sugarglider1

    Hee hee! Yes, it wasn't attached as a “Reply” to any comment in particular. Figured it was either directed at me, since it came after my comment, or it was directed globally at Morbid for the article. Either way, I fail to see the relevance, especially as neither my posts nor the article are “blood-thirsty.” *shrugs*

  • Sugarglider1

    Ambler, it's the combination of Tila Tequila, and ICP/Juggaloes that is OBJECTIVELY funny.

  • Sugarglider1

    Is anyone else reminded here of the discussion of the Burger King Parking Lot Brawl and the gigantic stupid debate about whether or not the thing was objectively funny?? (Which, for different reasons than with this video, it was.)

    OpiumBeast, I think it's nice that you're speaking out against laughing at women getting beaten up, I really do (not kidding!). Some things, however, are still objectively funny–like this combination of these particular people, namely, ICP fans/Juggalos and Tila Tequila, and the combined sleaze and irony and absurdity of the entire scene. I realize you think pop culture is beyond your level of whateverness (except for when you're watching Tila's pr0n movie), but that's the reason you don't see the objective humor in this scenario (which is not the same as delighting in someone being beaten up).

  • Sugarglider1

    Maybe Heidi Montag will be next. ; – )

  • OpiumBeast

    I was trying to reply to something Morbid said.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Thought some of you may get a kick out of Tom Green's video from the Gathering. I'm also giving a shout to Mama Gypsy in Ohio! Looking forward to your space cakes! Woop Woop!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlbsqgj_NEk

  • Sugarglider1

    Okay, thanks for the clarification. But Morbid's not a monster, he just has a “wicked” and of course rather morbid sense of humor…

  • kkk

    its obvious that most of the comments here are made by the same racist people who have nothing better to do than mob attack anyone who has a different opinion. a woman who BROKE NO LAWS was attack by shit and piss and objects is made fun of by the administrator of the site and his followers. since this site is about assholes that break the law whether it is rape, incest, or murder, the juggalos are celebrated in this occasion. this just goes to show that most of the long time visitors of this site are 1. white 2. racist bigots.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I AM NOT RACIST! I HAVE LOTS OF MOGWAI FRIENDS!!!

  • Sugarglider1

    No one on this thread is racist so far as I can see. Except maybe you, since your posting name is KKK. I don't like the Juggalos OR Tila Tequila, and race has nothing to do with it whatsoever. Moreover, while I'm flattered to be called one of Morbid's “followers,” the term isn't really accurate.

  • IntelligentVirtue

    Actually, while I agree that I have witnessed occassions in which some of the regulars band together against people with differing opinions, I have to disagree about about classifying the majority of them as racist or bigots. Especially Morbid and Jaded. I've been reading the DD's articles for quite some time before I started posting and they seem to be fair but passionate about illuminating the activities of the sick fuckers we see on DD AND I can almost say with certainty that not once have they alluded that race has ever been a factor in any of the perp's crimes.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I totally should have used that 8:51 for masturbating or cleaning the oven or something…

  • blubberdong

    Another Asian carp caught and displayed. Eyes on the side of her head, nipples on the side of her tits, this is one primo candidate for psychotherapy. She'll be dead before she's 30.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cie.cheesemeister Cie Cheesemeister

    Even though I think that Tila Tequila is a talent impaired sperm receptacle and a lame excuse for a human being, in all due seriousness, I think that throwing crap (literally) at her was not cool.

  • Sugarglider1

    And to think I just stated on this thread last night that there wasn't any racism on this thread. Spoke too fast, apparently. Note: all fish have eyes on the sides of their head (except, like, flounder), so the racial language is completely gratuitous…

  • blubberdong

    It's not racist, it's an observation. She's Asian and she's a bug-eyed, fishy-smelling, labia licking puddle of lizard jism. All the shit that gets tossed on this site and you call my comment out? You must be fuckin' bored.

  • Sugarglider1

    Yes, I am bored right at the moment. Meanwhile, her being Vietnamese or bisexual are beside the point.

  • Daniis516

    hahahahah ALL the Juggalettes I have encountered have been fat and easy, legs wide open for any attention they can receive. Most have “daddy” issues on top of that.

    The guys are greasy and don't bathe, as well as ALL of them want to be a rap supserstar. They are just THAT great.

    *gag*

  • Daniis516

    She is simply a bobble head with over sized tits that she think will make people 'adore' her. I am glad she got assaulted. She's a pure idiot who needs a good ass kicking back into reality And NO Tila, not “I am a bisexual, give me money and a tv show” reality.

  • Lil

    I've never liked Tila Tequila and I could care less what happens to her to be honest… If she was warned that her appearance could cause issues and she goes anyway and taunts the crowd, what did she expect?

    Ha look at this guys paragraph about Morbid and DD coverage of this..

    http://www.red-alerts.com/the-new-misogyny/the-

  • gen

    Morbid — Wow, if you think it is funny that someone was cut with bottles and bruised with rocks then you are person with no internal sense of right and wrong, and you are a sadist. How would you like to be beaten and cut? Would you like that to happen to your friends or family? You are one immature person, and very sad. So sorry.

  • Athena

    You must be new. Morbid is ABSOLUTELY a sadist, silly.

    On a serious note, though… We see a LOT of shit here = terrible, evil shit. So, our sensitivity is a little, well, damaged, perhaps. So, when we see a story about an individual whose public persona has led us to believe she is devoid of any decency or worth get a little roughed up (if that did indeed happen – again, she's lied before), yeah, we're going to chuckle a bit. It doesn't even mean we believe she *deserves* it… but to say there isn't an element of poetic justice to this story is just neglectful.

    Now, speaking of sadism, I'm going to get back to the documentary on body mutilation I've been watching. ;)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    So glad to see you back on the front page, Athena. You have been missed.

  • Taterbugs

    Hmmm. I thought anyone was allowed to use 'lol', But that's just for a certain age group now?

    :-x

  • nomorepolitix

    Stone rocks…as opposed to SHIT rocks (since someone took the time to fling those, too.) What a bunch of stupid monkeys.

  • Getrevenge333

    “some dumbasses”?

    im sorry but you can’t get offended when you dress up like an extra from the warriors and try to act hard….

  • Anonymous

    IM GLAD TILA BITCH GOT HER UGLY ASS ASSAULTED. SHE GIVES REAL JUGGALOS LIKE ME A BAD NAME1 BITCH FUCK U TILA1

  • Anonymous

    I THINK IT’S PRETTY FUCKIN FUNNY TOO. DONT MESS WITH US JUGGALOS1

  • Anonymous

    HA HA ILIKE THAT. I’M A JUGGALO AND I HATE TILA FUCKIN TQUILA1

  • Anonymous

    FUCK U1 IM A JUGGALO THRU 7 THRU1 TILA BITCH SHOUDN’T A BEEN THERE1 SHE GIVES JUGGALOS LIKE ME A BAD NAME1 BITCH1

  • headonapike

    “this just goes to show that most of the long time visitors of this site are 1. white 2. racist bigots.” You post this and your handle is kkk? Hilarious, that means you must be one of those white racist bigots.

  • headonapike

    “this just goes to show that most of the long time visitors of this site are 1. white 2. racist bigots.” You post this and your handle is kkk? Hilarious, that means you must be one of those white racist bigots.

  • headonapike

    “this just goes to show that most of the long time visitors of this site are 1. white 2. racist bigots.” You post this and your handle is kkk? Hilarious, that means you must be one of those white racist bigots.

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    Hell, that blow-up doll has so much plastic under pressure, I’d hate to be anywhere in the vicinity if it got punctured. . .

  • headonapike

    Are you talking about Heidi Montag, or that pic of Fuckis?

  • headonapike

    Are you talking about Heidi Montag, or that pic of Fuckis?

  • Anonymous

    I thought I was talking about Uranus. ; – )
    Just kidding.

  • Anonymous

    I thought I was talking about Uranus. ; – )
    Just kidding.

  • headonapike

    O.K. Now I feel like I’m standing on Neptune with more Qs than As. Q What does Star Trek and your asshole have in common? A They both have clingons and travel around Uranus. I don’t know what that has to do with Tila Tequila, Heidi Montag, or (removed by author) I’m sorry, Fuckis to have classified you with them, other than they are all clingons on an asshole.

  • headonapike

    O.K. Now I feel like I’m standing on Neptune with more Qs than As. Q What does Star Trek and your asshole have in common? A They both have clingons and travel around Uranus. I don’t know what that has to do with Tila Tequila, Heidi Montag, or (removed by author) I’m sorry, Fuckis to have classified you with them, other than they are all clingons on an asshole.

  • Anonymous

    Fuckis may take offense to some aspects of your analogy.

  • Anonymous

    Fuckis may take offense to some aspects of your analogy.

  • headonapike

    You are right. I removed Fuckis’ name from that comment. I’m sorry Fuckis.

  • headonapike

    You are right. I removed Fuckis’ name from that comment. I’m sorry Fuckis.

  • headonapike

    You are right. I removed Fuckis’ name from that comment. I’m sorry Fuckis.

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    You should have known with a name like “Fuckis” that he would be fragile. Geez.

  • Anonymous

    You should have known with a name like “Fuckis” that he would be fragile. Geez.

  • Anonymous

    You should have known with a name like “Fuckis” that he would be fragile. Geez.

  • headonapike

    I noticed Fuckis has been trolling for Dominique. Pretty ironic, and funny, I have to give him that alone. I liked your comment too. He looks pretty fragile. LOL

  • headonapike

    I noticed Fuckis has been trolling for Dominique. Pretty ironic, and funny, I have to give him that alone. I liked your comment too. He looks pretty fragile. LOL

  • headonapike

    I noticed Fuckis has been trolling for Dominique. Pretty ironic, and funny, I have to give him that alone. I liked your comment too. He looks pretty fragile. LOL

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