Livermore, CA – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – teen boys smell funny. Why any grown woman would want to get all nekkid and up close and personal with an adolescent boy is beyond me. But Christine “Hummer Mom” Hubbs had no problem with the smell. The married mother of three just couldn’t get enough. And one teen boy wasn’t enough for her, she’s accused of sexually assaulting two of ‘em – one of them, her own daughter’s boyfriend. According to authorities, the mother of one of the boys went to police on July 27th to report she found a nude photo of Hubbs on her son’s cell phone. When questioned, the boy said his relationship with Hubbs turned sexual back in December 2008, when he was 14 and dating her daughter, and continued until January of this year. During the investigation, police learned of a second boy, who is now 14, who said he had a sexual relationship with Hubbs from December 2009 through July. Both boys told police Hubbs showered them with cell phones, gifts and money and would often pick them up in her black Hummer and carry them off to various hotels for a little action. Hell, there were times she couldn’t be bothered with the hassle of a hotel and steamed up the windows of her H2.
Now, I could be wrong, but I’d be willing to bet my last bottle of Boone’s that the little Hummer she was so proud of was a gift from her husband of 20 years. And by all accounts, 42-year-old Hubbs had it pretty fucking good. She was living in an upscale community with her husband, a well-known and respected dentist in that same community, had three kids and plenty of spare time to play soccer mom. Hope she enjoyed it while it lasted because she’s now facing 67 felony counts of sexual assault, including oral copulation, lewd act on a child, and exhibition of lewd material to a minor. Bond has been set at $4.3 million. In a separate case, she was charged with four counts of contributing to the deliquency of a minor and one count of discharge of a BB gun. Authorities allege that Hubbs recently bought pellet and water guns for several boys ages 9 to 14, then drove them around nearby neighborhoods – at speeds up to 80 mph – as they fired at bystanders from the windows. Two words for this one: Cunt. Punt.
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