Hallandale Beach, FL - According to police, that’s what Matthew Magnus wants to know. And after viewing his Myspace pics, I’m thinking he is in no position to show us. Matter of fact, I clicked over there thinking “huge peener!” but came away thinking “ginormous douche!” Magnus was arrested Saturday after police said he exposed himself multiple times to both adults and juveniles, asking his victims: “Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?” According to the arrest report, Magnus approached one group of kids and posed the peener question before yanking his pants down. Not surprisingly, the kids scrambled. Undaunted, Magnus approached another group of kids with the same question – they bolted before he was able to get his noodle out of his pants. All of the kids were under 16 and all were able to identify Magnus in a photo line-up. A couple of cops got an eyeful of the douche’s manhood, too. When they went to arrest him at his apartment, he was butt-nekkid and surrounded by dog shit, piss and trash. A search of his apartment also turned up a couple baggies of cocaine. He was promptly arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct, two counts of exposure of sexual organs, child molestation and possession of cocaine. Bail has been set at $26,000.
July 16, 2010 at 8:44 am by Jaded
Tags: Child Molestation, Florida, lewd and lascivious conduct, penis, pervert, possession of cocaine
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