Wesley Chapel, Fl – On Wednesday afternoon the employees of Little Pioneers Daycare Center were treated by a surprise visit from Ottis Ryan. Ottis was denied entry but somehow managed to weasel his way inside the daycare. A very brave Susan Singeltary retreated inside into the infants room after calling 911. Ottis followed her, so Susan used her body to block the entrance and attempted to stall him with questions until the police arrived. After asking what he had in his bag, Ottis produced set of brass knuckles with blade. According to police, he than yelled, “Don’t listen to God. He is not real. Listen to Allah” followed by “Don’t feed those crying babies. Let them die. It is time.” He then went to his knees and began to pray. Deputies arrived to find him saying “I am a supreme being and I wanted to cleanse the babies, I am here through God.” Uh huh… Ottis was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon and armed trespass. He is being held at Land O’Lakes jail on $5,150 bail. Susan Singeltary is my new hero. I am going to look this woman up and send her a big ass box of Godiva Chocolates. Also, I want to send a Titanic sized thanks to all the crazy people out there for making my Tourette’s outbursts seem like no big deal.
For your viewing enjoyment…Concealed Weapon, Florida