Man Arrested After Looking At Porn And Fondling Himself In McDonald’s Play Area

June 30, 2010 at 6:01 pm by Morbid  

MADISON, Wis. – A father at a Wisonsin McDonald’s became a little wary when he noticed 38-year-old Michael Baumgartner sitting in the play area with 15 to 20 kids while looking at a laptop. It didn’t seem as if he had any children and upon closer inspection, the father realized Baumgartner was looking at a pornographic image while typing with one hand. The other hand was playing in Baumgartner’s own ball pit. When police arrived on the scene, they also observed Baumgartner chatting on the laptop while fondling his Hamburglar. He was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior as well as disorderly conduct. He admitted to police that aside from exercising his groin, he exercised bad judgment as well. This guy is either a very bold pedo, or a retarded, homeless, horny dude. I can think of no conceivable reason why a straight man with just enough intelligence to breath, could possibly think the play area of a McDonald’s is a good place to rub one out. And this is from a guy who jacks off practically anywhere, anytime. I love myself that much and I just feel it is the right thing to do. To be honest, I masturbate so much, my dick is often mistaken for a rather large bicycle hand grip.

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