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Patrick Fousek Got A Jailhouse Makeover

June 29, 2010 at 10:10 am by  

SALINAS, Calif. – Remember Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini? Jaded posted about them last week when they were arrested and charged with trying to sell their baby for $25 in a Walmart parking lot. Well since his arrest Fousek has been sitting in the Monterey County Jail. Thursday evening, other inmates got wind of why he was in jail after watching the evening news and decided to express their opinion. They did so by beating the crap out of him. The after effects were visible when he and Tomasini made their first court appearance on Friday. Seated away from the other inmates, Fousek displayed some stitches on his lip and an eye as red and swollen as a freshly fucked asshole. Police say he also suffered a couple broken ribs in the melee. He is now being held away from the general population. Also turns out that Fousek is no stranger to jail livin’. He has multiple drug-related convictions and has served jail terms for domestic violence and violating restraining orders involving his ex-wife. I do loves me some Karma, and I hope she isn’t done with Fousek quite yet.

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  • CiaraLuna

    Hahahaha! Good!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I seriously didn't think dude's eyes could get any squintier than they were pre-beatdown. Oh yeah, and….hahahahaaaaa!!

  • Smiley

    “…….and an eye as red and swollen as a freshly fucked asshole. “
    OMG I choked on my coffee!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
    And yes, I do love the whole prison justice thing =)

  • Eracsurfer

    Wooo HOOOO!!! This has absolutely made my day!

    Like Smiley said… you gotta love the prison justice.

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    I think he looks better this way :)

    Prison justice can be so fucking poetic!

  • Aena

    All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Gee

    Always a good day when we get to see Karma distribution… Love it

  • XenMojo

    Oh man, if only we could hunt down updates like this more often. That made my afternoon. I come from a family of CO's and have full faith that just about every person you post on this site has or will have karma come around and get them in the end. I'm sure the CO's there made sure to put on the evening news once they knew that story would be on that night. lmao!

  • http://wickedandweirdnews.wordpress.com/ FlamingFox

    Hahahahaha! This is the BEST news I have heard this month!

  • sedation

    for some reason, before the beating, he kind of reminded me of monsignor martinez on king of the hill. now he can wear sunglasses and the resemblance will be perfect!

  • guillotinegirl

    In women's correctional facilities, this makeover is called 'noxema in a sock'.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Wow, what a coincidence. “Noxema in a sock” is what I call “date night”.

  • Guest420

    JUSTICE SERVED! PLEASE REPEAT THE ACTIONS!

  • Isabella Serafina

    Maybe he can be sent to Sheriff Joe Arpio. Poetic Justice. He should also be forced to watch videos of happy babies, then crack babies, happy babies, then crack babies. Chain gang is too good for people like this.

  • Anonymous

    I wish these prisoners find the other sick fucks off this website…they need to be beat down daily

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Fields/100000974105457 Amanda Fields

    Awh this made me smile i love it when douche bags get their come-upins. Lets hope theres some more!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Baby in a Walmart parking lot = $25. Worthless prick dad who tried to sell said baby getting a jail beat down = PRICELESS!

  • Count Rackula

    “and an eye as red and swollen as a freshly fucked asshole.”

    Morbid, you've used this before, to describe a drunk woman's eyes in another story you posted.

    Somehow, no matter how often you use it or how often I think of it, it never gets old. :-)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    It is single-handedly one of the funniest sayings that accurately describes certain eye conditions caused from smoking certain plants. We used it frequently growing up.

  • Count Rackula

    I always want to use it but it's never especially opportune. The only person's eyes I could possibly say that about would be my mom's when she's drunk. Somehow, if I said that to her while she was drunk (or ever), I don't think she would find it as incredibly hilarious as I would. O_o

  • WriterOnFire

    Oooh, nice makeover. I especially love how the brought out his eyes with the bruises on his cheeks. I'll bet he can't wait for his next sleepover.

  • royalewithcheese

    So now he's been placed away from the other inmates. Doubt that will last long. Come out, come out you little weenie, and see what else we have waiting for you. Hope babyMama is getting same, or worse.

  • Candyhearts78

    I really really wish that things like this happened more often. I think that it's only justice being done. You hurt a child in any way ,shape or form and your butt is gonna feel the hurt along with the rest of your body!

    The prison system needs to stop segregating these scum bags and let the other prisoners hand out their own form of justice. I hear that most men and even ladies in prison do not take kindly to people who hurt kids…. I say set them out in the yard and sell tickets to the general public!!