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Armando Cano Rocks Out With His Jock Out

June 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm by  

???????Cheyenne, Wyoming – Motorists began calling police regarding Armando Cano, 26, as he drove recklessly on I-80 and veered  off the road, got out of his car and began fighting with good samaritans who went to check on him.

While initial reports of a butt-nekkid  man driving recklessly on I-80 came in, Can started ramming couple’s car before getting inside another motorist’s vehicle and started shooting through the windows with the handy 9mm he found inside. Cano then got back into his car and took off in pursuit of  the couple he  rammed who were trying to drive away. Eventually, stopped his car, got out and proceeded to take  a naked siesta in the middle of I-80. After a much needed rest, Cano threw an object at a passing vehicle shattering the driver’s window. One driver stopped to help Cano and was repaid with a stab to the leg with an unknown object. As a crowd of stopped, motorists grew.   Like a crazy man, Cano  then used a pipe to start cracking windshields. Shortly after Cano was tackled  by state troopers who  were also aided by several truck drivers in wrangling him to the ground.

His total charges include attempted manslaughter, aggravated assault, battery, driving under the influence, driving while under suspension, reckless driving, property destruction, criminal entry, larceny, felonious restraint, failure to report a crash and failure to maintain a vehicle. Count em!  A  whopping 16 charges. For a man without pants he sure had a lot of weapons handy.

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  • sedation

    under the influence of PCP? but then again, he didn't try to eat anyone's flesh. Maybe he thought he was just having one of those really bad dreams where everyone is staring at your nakedness

  • guillotinegirl

    This guy sounds like a true master of squeezing all kinds of action-packed adventure into a matter of hours. I think about getting in the car to go to the grocery store and I'm ready for a snack and a nap.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Welcome Anna Mosity, the new D'D writer to eventually leave us while threatening sexual harassment lawsuits.

  • Guest420

    he is ready to take on the world!

  • cplkevindheglar

    Yes Welcome and this guy had to be smoking shroom stick. What a hell of a way to go to jail, 16 counts for 1 day of fun. Bet he gets 20 years.

    And I thought I was crazy.

  • AnnaMosity

    Eat me. I mean, thank you.

  • http://wickedandweirdnews.wordpress.com/ FlamingFox

    The sexual harassment is the only reason I stay! ;)

    And welcome to the FP, Anna Mosity!

  • AnnaMosity

    Thanks, FF. If I'm not groped or squeezed daily I feel unclean. Let the harassment commence!

  • Abroad

    Among the “related products [we] should buy now” are several different flavours of kool-Aid and a variety pack :-P

  • Gee

    Wow… Why did it take so long for police to get to him…. geez
    Nice write up Anna welcome

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    In my mind, butt-nekkid crazy = PCP. Even if they don't get all hungry…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    w00t! Fresh meat!!! Welcome, Ms. Mosity.

  • http://justiceforcaylee.synthasite.com/ shyloh

    Wow what a rap sheet!

  • LeaveMeBe

    “For a man without pants he sure had a lot of weapons handy.”

    Now that is effin funny!

  • Takoma620

    you've never been on I-80 in Wyoming before LoLz – total definaition of MIDDLE of Nowhere…….

  • aka jas

    Wow! What-a-day! Where did he get all those weapons?

    Welcome Anna Mosity!

  • WriterOnFire

    Sounds like Jarrod Wyatt has been sharing his shroom tea recipe!!
    (http://www.dreamindemon.com/2010/05/25/an-eyeba…)

    Welcome AnnaMosity!!

  • OpiumBeast

    I always love it when someone goes on a rampage and the cops like to tidy things up by adding stuff like 'failure to report an accident'. I know this was a horrible experience for all those motorists, but that's funny to me.