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Family Of Bong Baby Being Investigated By DCF

June 24, 2010 at 11:54 am by Morbid

KEYSTONE HEIGHTS, Fla. - I could leave you with the picture to the left along with the state, add that the boy’s mother is 19 as that about explains everything. But I will fill you in on the details. A teen mother sent the picture of her boy playing with a bong to a friend. Probably told the friend not to send it to anyone but quickly found out, like men who send dick pics to women asking they not show anyone, that people just cannot be trusted. But instead of having a group of strangers laughing at their dick, this teen mom has found herself under investigation by the Florida Department of Children and Families. They would like to know where she got that sweet bong. Ok, not really. “We are alarmed that any parent would take pictures of their child next to what is obviously drug paraphernalia,” said DCF spokesman John Harrell. Fair enough. The mother was quick to defend herself to News4Jax, telling them via Facebook that, “”If u look at the picture u can see that there is no bowl in the TABACCO pipe. And i took a pic to show one fucking person and it was a mistake. I would never ever ever let him get high.“

No charges have been filed and that is a big reason why I didn’t take the time to track down her Facebook…even to see if she was hot. But the article I linked to says that DCF has been to the home twice already. It didn’t specify if that was before or after the bong incident, but the way the reporter says it in the video implies that this was before she ever sent the picture. Taking a break from reflecting on the general theory of relativity and how it relates to black holes, the teen typed out a second message that read, “Do you realize how serious this is? i can go to jail and he can be taken away from me. WHY would you do something so fucking stupid? i know what i did was stupid but i would NEVER put by baby in harm. im so nice to everyone idk (I don’t know) why you would do this to me.”

The report goes on to say that the teen had been staying with her grandfather, but that after he found out what was going on, he had kicked her out. I’d offer her a place to stay, but like I said, I have not checked out her Facebook yet and the size of the tits directly effects how much I will charge for rent.

Tags: baby, Child Endangerment, facebook, Florida

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Guest420

Where did she get that sweet bong?
anon

In other pictures on the net there is also an Electric Hair Straightener similar to a “Chi” next to the baby on the floor? WTF?? Those things get hot as hell!!
Fucking morons!
shaybytheway

Dang you must got a bomb ass pc with touch sensitivity to know that the flat iron was actually on and hot just from a pic of it laying on the floor!
anon

WTF does it matter if it is on or not? An 11 month old is capable of crawling to an outlet and plugging it in. Crawling babies love electrical outlets. It takes less then 60 seconds for those to heat up enough to turn the frizziest hair straight in 10 seconds. I never said it was on.
shaybytheway

I'm glad she knows it was a stupid thing to do. Since she isn't beating/starving/molesting/raping her child, I will not make her a villan. However, I hope and pray she grows some smarts and doesn't have a douche boyfriend whom she values more than baby. Some people just lack common sense.
Guest

I get that you're trying to be all witty with your commentary on here but you come across as an insecure and pathetic douche bag. Grow the fuck up. The stuff you post here is serious and you make it worse by adding to the story with charging rent based on the size of her tits (just an example of your moronic behavior).
Jenthgr8

I thought it was fucking hilarious. The write up, not the picture. What the fuck kind of an asshole parent lets her kid play with her bong? Doesn't she know he might drop it and break it? What is the world coming to?

Seriously, loved the write up. Once again, Morbid makes my day.
Coyote

If she’s got some good shit to smoke in that bong, that’s good enough rent for me. I won’t even worry about the size of her tits.
I refuse to grow up.
shaybytheway

The D'D is in serious need of a dislike button.
shaybytheway

lmao Yes it does matter actually. Without it being turned on, it's harmless. And someone had to be watching the kid in order to take the picture. Highly doubt they would have watched the baby search for an outlet to plug it into and then sit there with the baby waiting for it to get hot so they can burn themselves. Does that sound likely to you? What she did was bad enough with out you nitpicking and crying foul over bullshit.

But hey… whatever floats your boat.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

Don't you have a shitty movie you should be promoting? And btw, I don't just set rent based on tit size. If they suck a good cock, I'll almost let a flat chested chick stay in my basement for free.
cplkevindheglar

So tobacco is what you smoke in those things???? I have always wondered if smoking a Cigar is better than smoking a tobacco bong? She was prolly high as hell when she sent the pict to her friend thinking it was cute or something. Some people have no scruples at all.

Big Zero Cloud!
takurospirit

I have a picture of me and my brother (ages 4 and 8) wearing cowboy hats, holding open cans of beer, with unlit cigarettes hanging out of our mouths, and holding a rifle or a shotgun. I don't know the difference. A big fucking gun. I'm totally going to steal it (the picture not the gun) from my dad next time I visit and put it on Facebook.

Anyway, keep glassware away from baby's. Jeez. And obviously smoke of any kind doesn't belong ending up in a baby's lungs. Just based on this incident alone I wouldn't label her a bad mom, but like the article says she's been checked on before. It doesn't look good.
http://www.facebook.com/kennyhackett Kenny Hackett

Shut up. If you don't like it then don 't come read it ass. A lot of us come here to read the stories here instead of other sources because they like a little wit and humor to take the edge off the horrible shit going on in the world. Who the fuck told you your opinion matter more than all the other readers. Snobby ass bitch.
Wildheart

I come here specifically for Morbid's moronic behavior.
cplkevindheglar

I second that ASS!
akika666

i'd label her a bad mom. just like i'd label her a bad mom if she let the kid suck on cigarette butts. it's no different.
KAOS

I fucking third it, you pompous geek. Log on to CNN
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

Me too!
Gee

Me too… Keep up the good work Morbid. Shit rent by Tit size if only. I could save a lot of money, who knew. LMAO
bef

YAY! Thanks for coming to our rescue, oh Paladin of the Interwebs!!!111!11!! We've all just been miserable reading Morbid's hilarious write ups DAY AFTER DAY! What would we have done if you'd not come along? Oh! That's right! We'd be laughing. The stuff Morbid posts here is serious, and you make it worse by adding to the nastiness with your holier than thou bullshit. I bet you didn't even read the “About Us” page (just an example of your moronic behavior).
MAD

This is your brain on drugs. Of course it makes perfect sense to pay for pot and not use that money towards bills to help out the grandparents that are letting you be a leech in their home. UGH!!!! A former friend of mine was like this, hence the former.
Guest

No, I don't have a shitty movie to promote. Not sure what that was supposed to mean in the first place. I come here to read the articles as well, but your tasteless banter sucks. It's an opinion and I'm allowed to have it. Apparently you can handle opinions and neither can your little lemmings that cheer you on.
Guest

I don't recall saying that my opinion mattered more than anyone elses. I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE A FUCKING OPINION THAT'S DIFFERENT FROM YOURS, lemming. Your Strawberry Shortcake panties are riding up your butt hole too much. You might wanna pull em out before you give yourself another shocker. However it's funny seeing you get all riled up. Thanks for the laugh
Eracsurfer

And yet, you feel the need to continue to read the tasteless banter that sucks. Kinda makes you a fucking idiot then, don't it sparky?
Eracsurfer

Be careful everyone, we've angered the idjit enough that he/she/it had to pull out the CAPS LOCK!

Bet they're foaming at the mouth too.

Careful, your mommy might suspend your internet privileges if she catches you using such language.
http://www.facebook.com/kennyhackett Kenny Hackett

Anonymous guest are always so tough.
http://www.facebook.com/kennyhackett Kenny Hackett

You're allowed to be a dick too obviously. We in return are aloud to call you a dick,ass, bitch and/or any other choice words of our choosing. Free speech can come back to bite you in the ass sometimes. Lastly, I always like Blueberry Muffin better, that blue hair made her look like a punk rock girl.
http://www.red-alerts.com RobTaylor

“Do you realize how serious this is? i can go to jail and he can be taken away from me. WHY would you do something so fucking stupid? i know what i did was stupid but i would NEVER put by baby in harm. im so nice to everyone idk (I don’t know) why you would do this to me.”

Irony thy name is teen single mother who likes to get high.
Southern Lady

I happen to be a great fan of shay. She's honest, speaks her mind, and I respect anyone who can do that without disrespecting another poster.
Hope this doesn't hurt your feelings, but feel free to leave the premises.
WriterOnFire

Damn, that's some serious tobacco she must have for that thing!! ;P I love how she says “I would never let him get high”, as if that makes it all so much better.

How does that song go again?? “I was gonna go to work but then I got high ~ I was gonna go to court but then I got high”

“I was gonna be a responsible parent but then I got high” Nuff said.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

You may be anonymous to everyone here, but you are not to me. Not able to handle opinions? Yeah, you are right, we have been doing this daily for over 6 years…and we have never had some dipshit come in and express how much my articles hurt their vagina. I LOVE your opinion. It means that although you do not like my writing, you still come read it and still come back to add to my traffic. Admittedly, I do not visit or comment on stories I do not like so I am not sure of the mentality of people like you who do, but whatever floats your boat.

But feel free to go read these articles elsewhere although I do think you will be more at home reading them over here because my commentary will not change. If you do choose to stick around and read a site you do not like, I have included some instructions you may find useful.

BTW, these are not lemmings you idiot, they are fans. Something you seem to be lacking in your latest endeavors.

http://i45.tinypic.com/35cr669.gif
Parrot Toes (kathybird)

“A, E, I, O, U
And sometimes W
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.”

Love that song!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1453165731 Erin Lashley

Dang, now I wanna know what minor celeb the guest is. Good job to him or her for taking the focus off of the seriousness of the story he/she/it was so concerned about.
Parrot Toes (kathybird)

I love this site and Morbid, he is amazing! BUT, I'm not gonna throw myself off a cliff and I doubt the rest of his fans will either. You know lemmings don't do that, right? I really don't get that metaphor. Lemmings don't actually follow a leader to their demise. It's a myth. They do not mass suicide. When their population is large, there are many accidental deaths from drowning because they travel over ice. No cliffs involved.

Now that you are educated, why don't YOU be a good little lemming and drown. I think Morbid has too many fans….one needs to die. I vote you.

Oh, and in case you don't believe me and you are too lazy to google it yourself, I will make it easy for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemming
Smiley

When I clicked on the link and saw the “insertion” instructions, I almost peed my pants!! That was some funny shit!! You rock!!

Usually when I don't like something, I just don't read it/use it/go back to that store/whatever. Bitching just makes one look like…..well, a bitch =)

BTW, great idea!! I wish I could get a rent discount based on the size of my tits….
Takoma620

oh SH*T that was one of the most funny responses to unwarranted critisism that I've ever seen!! KUDOS KUDOS!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian-Watkins/529874474 Christian Watkins

Fucking awesome XD
Count Rackula

Why am I always away when shit like this comes up in the comments? Ugh. I wish I could have jumped on this. I agree with all of it, except for the couple of assholes who entered the conversation. Indeed, we are in need of a dislike or groan button over here.
TinkerToy1306

I love this fucking site….I wish you would do an article on my uncle and my dad…my dad being the good guy in all of it….anyhow..i read your shit daily and give props to all you do…ROCK ON DUDE!!!
cplkevindheglar

Back to subject an being serious here. The bong is full this Bitch let her baby smoke pot and was laughing about it Hi and took pictures Hi and distributed them Hi.
DRUG TEST THE BABY Mr. Law enforcement dude, and charge this worthless piece of white trash with felony abuse of a child before we read about another dead baby.
cplkevindheglar

By the way I know a full bong when I see one, Michael Phelps taught me that!
Guest

I fourth that shit. Everyones opinion is equally useless. Including mine, I'm not exception.
guest

I also have shitty grammar like most everyone else.
guest

So by your logic it'd be ok for a baby to play with a gun as long as it wasn't loaded and there was an adult nearby?
shaybytheway

So by your logic a curling iron is as deadly as a gun? And where is the picture of the kid playing with the flat iron?

But to answer your question, a gun that verifiably (i may have made that up) not loaded is as harmless a cold unplugged flat iron.

Never said any of it was 'ok'
http://www.facebook.com/people/Sunflower-Pipes/1343881735 Sunflower Pipes

There are many persuasive arguments on why America should legalize medical marijuana, and the reasons are sound. However, even though many millions of Americans smoke a glass pipe or hit a bong it has not translated into real political pressure on the people who can change the laws. The last three presidents were admitted pot users and the same is probably true of the first three presidents as well. In the end it is up to us to be public about our choices and to collectively voice our opinions.
http://www.sunflowerpipes.com
captaingrumpy

I don’t know how the kid puts up with the smell of the fucking thing ? My son had one and you could smell it from the front gate.