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Daily Bites

June 14, 2010 at 4:35 pm by  
  • Gonna have to admit, I kinda blew my wad on the wrestling article and just feeling a bit too Monday to post much else. So what a great time for a Daily Bites and see what the forum members have been up to in Reality Bites, yes?
  • Mystica43229 has a story out of Washington about a couple of 8-year-old boys who took some PCP a 7-year-old classmate brought to school. The only thing that surprises me about the entire story is that none of them got naked. As Jaded has always pointed out to me, people on PCP always get nekkid.
  • Amazon posted about the body found hanging from a tree in a wooded section near the Double Tree Resort by the entrance to Disney.  I was gonna guess that someone realized how bad Disney ripped them off, but I seriously doubt that’s it.
  • Mystica43229 posted about the teacher I was going to post about, but there just wasn’t enough details for me yet. Kelly Covic, a teacher with the Brunswick City School District, has been arrested on charges of sexual battery. Of course she didn’t perform oral on an infant in a manger with three wise men looking on, so she has been assigned away from the schools for this entire school year. *gasp*
  • whisperswing posted about the arrests of some men accused of torturing a teen they felt robbed one of them. The teen was beaten, thrown in a truck, tied to a tree, hit with beer bottles, had a dead deer thrown on him and then pissed on. The Aristocrats!
  • Mystica43229, who was on a roll today, posted about a brawl at a Chuck E. Cheese that started when a woman confronted a 14-year-old girl and her 5-year-old autistic brother, accusing the boy of spitting on her two daughters. The confrontation escalated ending with the teen girl getting her ass beat by the woman. No charges have been filed.
  • And lastly, Dakota Valkyrie posted on a story I was halfway through writing up when I just decided to fart loudly and call it a day. 25-year-Julian Carter is under arrest for the murder of his 5-year-old niece after her body was found inside a trash bag placed in a closet. The man has known mental issues.
  • That’s it for us today, see you tomorrow for another action-packed day of bad, bad news. Remember you can catch us on Twitter and Facebook as well. Sometimes when I am feeling gracious, I will actually talk to you on either of them and will often give site updates there – like the new cut-and-paste phrases now located above the comments. Anyone else watch the Liddell vs Franklin fight? That was some shit, huh?
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  • guillotinegirl

    Last time I went to a child's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, some drunk dude jumped up on stage and started humping the animatronic gorilla, a highly imitable act that the children started practicing on any nearby surface. Least boring child party I ever attended.

  • zombiephile

    ROFL! The Aristocrats comment made me pee a little.

  • Wildheart

    I think that Chuck's heart just wasn't in it after Tito pussed out. I am happy that Rich won though – he just seems like a really nice guy. I like Chuck too….sad to see what might be his last fight.

    I really would've like to have seen Chuck beat the shit out of Tito.