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NORTH OLMSTED, OH – Jaded sent me this story because she said it turned her on so bad she had to keep taking breaks while typing it up. A 63-year-old man is facing misdemeanor exposure charges after he was observed by some Target shoppers, and police, sitting in his car with is pants down. Well, that is actually over-simplfying things a bit. He was observed by someone in the parking lot who saw him sitting in his car parked close to the Target store where he had covered himself with a newspaper. Cops were called and were able to surprise the man who was still sitting in the car with no pants. He explained that he was just relaxing and had no pants because it was hot (I use that one when I pick up the kids from school). But stranger still was what police retrieved from the man’s vehicle, items that included pornographic magazine photos, a bag containing women’s under garments, a handful of long brown hair and a clear container containing fluids. What fluids, you may ask? I dunno. That’s all the article said. Use your imagination I guess. Could have been orange juice, could have been a gallon of freshly squeezed man juice. This man has a history of this kind of behavior, having been charged with indecent conduct in 1969 and Peeping Tom charges in 1973. I am starting to think that if you want to see a murder your chances are better off at Wal-mart. However, if you wanna see a guy jacking off, Target is the place to be.

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