Amherst, WI – Dillon Makuski has put an icky new spin on the whole diaper lovin’ thing. He doesn’t just like to wear diapers, he apparently likes to collect them, too. Used diapers. Umm…used children’s diapers. And to feed his need for the malodorous little packages, Makuski allegedly resorted to breaking and entering.
You just can’t make this shit up, people. His grody little secret was aired last September, after a homeowner caught him sneaking around his house. The homeowner ordered the diaper bandit out of the house, followed him out to the yard and detained him until the cops showed up.
When a deputy asked him what the hell he was up to, Makuski said “I went too far,” before admitting that he enjoyed wearing diapers and thought he might be able to find some in that particular house. See, he was just walking down the road when he happened to notice a child-sized basketball hoop and some children’s toys strewn about the yard and he figured there just might be some dirty diapers in the garbage bins.
He entered the unlocked garage to check out the family’s trash can – sadly, it had already been emptied. But hell, he was already in the house, so why not check out the rest of the place. He entered the family’s basement and had a look around. Dude was actually headed up the stairs when the homeowner woke up and caught him.
When asked whether his intention was to steal dirty diapers, Makuski said “yes.” Deputies found six soiled diapers in Makuski’s pocket and one large diaper around his bottom. He told officers he found the dirty diapers at another residence, but didn’t break into that home. Also found on his person were the tools of the burglary trade.
Makuski, 20, was in court last Wednesday to learn his fate. Charged with possession of burglary tools, he was convicted and sentenced to 30-months of probation. Makuski must also undergo a psycho-sexual examination and serve 200 hours of probation. According to his defense attorney, Melissa Dalkert, Makuski has been on his best behavior since being released on bond, and that with the support of his family, will take advantage of services to help his psychological needs.
Huh…I’m thinking he could have made his strange little fetish a lucrative one. People pay cash money for the removal of their precious little snowflake’s droppings. Just sayin’…
Tags: Crime, Dillon Makuski, Mugshot, possession of burglary tools, Wisconsin
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