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Man Falsely Reports Sexual Assaults Because He’s Bored

May 8, 2010 at 5:19 am by  

Boynton Beach, FL – I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with Paul Hartness, but dude should really consider taking up a new hobby. See, when he’s feeling bored and ignored, Hartness reportedly places a call to the police department and spins a tale of perversion and rape. Last Thursday, he called the police department in Redding, California, and claimed he was in the process of raping a 15-year-old boy at a Days Inn hotel. Officers fanned out and searched all of the hotels in the vicinity but came up empty handed. They then went with logic and traced the number the call originated from. And that led them directly to Hartness. With that information, a call was placed to the police department in Boynton Beach. When officers made contact with the tool, he told them he bored, hence, the crank call. No, he hadn’t actually raped a teenage boy. This isn’t the first incident – the fucktardery goes all the way back to 2005. In March of that year, he called police in Fredrick City, Maryland, and said he was in a white van and was fixin’ to rape a 16-year-old boy. Then in September 2005, he called police in Nashville, claimed he was 23, and requested information about having sex with minors. Hartness was arrested and charged with filing a false report of commission of a crime. Hey, tard – I’ve heard that belly button lint collecting is quite satisfying – look into it and quit wasting people’s time.

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    • lisaznola

      This freak screams beyond loser.
      I think he should take up autoerotic asphyxiation, people hang themselves that way and or suffer brain damage, but then again not much loss either way in this freak's case!

    • http://theflamingfox.wordpress.com/ FlamingFox

      What a douche! I hope he never follows through with his sick, twisted tales.

    • guillotinegirl

      Girls love artists. Maybe he could become an earwax sculptor.

    • Coyote

      This guy is screaming for help, but all he’ll end up with is a slap on the wrist. Unfortunately, it will take him actually committing one of these acts before anyone will see him as dangerous and by that time, an innocent life will be affected.

    • bef

      Douche. Bag.
      I'm concerned that he's going to eventually perform one of his threats and rape a kid. This stupid ass needs a psych evaluation immediately.

    • bornsavinglives

      XI love you Morbid, you are amazing!X

      some people collect dust .. stamps … rape charges … each to his own. Though it might be reccomended to come up with a healthier hobby …