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Man Dies After Eel Placed In His Rectum Ate His Bowels

May 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm by  

China – Sometimes a title just says it all. A 59-year old man died after being admitted to the hospital suffering from internal bleeding. The cause of which was found during an autopsy. In the man’s intestines doctors found a 20-inch Asian swamp eel. The eel had tore the shit of the mans bowels. Pun intended. The man’s friends finally admitted that after a bout of heavy drinking, they thought it would be funny to insert the eel into the man’s rectum after he had passed out. The worst thing that ever happened as a result of a prank we pulled on someone who passed out happened when we placed a tampon in a passed out guy’s mouth at a party. He kept it in there almost all night but at some point he begin chewing on it and it slipped down his throat a bit triggering his gag reflex. He puked upwards and the chunky fountain arced up a bit and on to his own face – that tampon sitting perfectly on his forehead. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.

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    • aka jas

      Ouch!

      What a bunch of shitty friends!

    • cplkevindheglar

      “that tampon sitting perfectly on his forehead. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants”

      I am laughing out loud right this instant way 2 funny. Any drunken idiot could try this kinda crap but they don't realize eels are carnivores and where in the world did they get a live 20-inch Asian swamp eel in the first friggin place? I mean it's something that is not very common. What they do hale a taxi and say take me to the nearest market that sales 20-inch Asian swamp eels please.

      I just don't get it.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

      I didn't mention it in the article, but the guy was a chef. I am assuming that may be a clue into how come live eels were readily accessible. But I don't know that for sure.

    • aka jas

      Ok guys. His friend had to get eel on top of catching it from where ever and then position the man to get it into the body cavaity. Thats fucked up.

      Couldnt they have just suggested AA or maybe held an intervention!

    • NameKaos

      Good, now he knows how I feel whenever I eat Chinese food, it eats me up from the inside out. Little taste of his own medicine

    • NameKaos

      Rectum, you mean it killed him, couldn't resist

    • absynthe

      new episode of 1,000ways to die.

    • Undeniable Truth

      Holy fuck! A tampon is one thing, but jesus…at least the rag can't each your guts out!

      Fucking hair-brained assholes. Hope the book knocks the hell out of them when it hits them.

    • AMGallagher

      Wow! I'm not too familiar with China….does everyone have such access to living eels? Drunk or not, this “prank” cost this man his life! What did they think would happen- putting a LIVE thing INTO a man?

    • Boringusername

      Poor bastard.

    • EYESOFLAURAMARS

      holy shit! talk about getting your ass eaten out.

      *note to self- never pass out around my asian friends who have eels….

    • kathybird

      Holy phuk-king shit!!!

    • Mommy0f6

      wow.

    • daytrip

      I haven't read all the comments, but thus far, no one has spoken up for the eel whose own experience was just as deadly plus he had to eat all that s@@t. China is known for its cruelty to animals, as are most Asian countries. God only knows how long it took the eel to die up there. These folks must be some of the most ignorant creatures one could find on the face of the planet. I know birds, dogs and cats that are more intelligent. Hope they get the death penalty for this horrible crime to both parties.

    • Eracsurfer

      I don't care who you are… that shit is funny right there.

    • guillotinegirl

      The lesson here is if you're gonna shove a live eel up someone's ass when they're passed out with a case of the drunks, make sure it ISN'T headfirst.

    • aka jas

      Im sorry. I MUST state an obvious>>>>WTF!!!!! 20 INCHES in his ass!

      That wrong, just wrong. *nod of head* What did his friend think was going to happen!?! Of coarse he died!

    • Lizard

      I'd like to nominate “live Asian swamp eel up the ass” as an alternative to lethal injection in certain death penalty cases…

    • EveryVillainIsLemons

      Oh, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    • tutkill

      I guess they didn't have a gerbil????

      PS: I do not think it is right to insert any animal in anyone's anus

    • tenente

      guess he didn't have the stomach for that kind of thing

    • tenente

      actually it never says the eel died. Look honestly if I was that low on the food chain I'd be like “fuck yeah, that's right, I killed a MAN, what you other motherfuckers got on me? huh? huh?”
      Then I'd be on Eel magazine (not People, but EEL), and I'd be getting laid every day SON!

    • defenestratethis

      Wow. Another stupid human trick.

    • Janelle

      Well, I must admit I hadn't considered the eel's feelings. . . . .

    • natusai

      This one goes out to you, old man….

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

    • Sabrina

      Ok GROSS! I feel for the human victim and yes I feel for the poor animal too. I've heard of shaving off someone's eyebrow when they are drunk or maybe drawing on their face with a Sharpie pen but putting an animal in a drunk's rectum? It really makes you wonder what kind of a sick fuck could come up with an idea like that and HOW THE HELL did they get it up there?!? No, nevermind – don't answer that!

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/BTYN5SIVHWNRENFLKYBXYNVYVE Avie

      Okayyyy…that's a new one to me. Eel up the rear end. I'd better not tell my brother or his friends about this one…eww.

    • LeaveMeBe

      FRICK! How long was it in there before it killed him? Hours, days weeks? Not that it matters, dead is dead, but I just wonder………………………….

    • CiaraLuna

      That is just nasty.

    • Boringusername

      Those wacky chinamen!

    • dii

      rectum? hell, it killed 'um.

    • Stuart Moen

      Shit..literally, shit!

    • JD Kroll

      Just when we think we've heard it all.

      http://Undertakers-Digest.blogspot.com

    • Dneil

      did the eel live??? Just had to ask ;)

    • Lizard

      It did not. One incident, two casualties.

    • lisaznola

      Ok, I am sorry. This was terrible, I mean a man and a poor animal died horrible deaths.
      Still, this article makes me chuckle (I feel the guilt) every time it comes up!
      I am a horrid person, I can live with that.
      *giggles*

    • Jess

      WTF?

    • mamalovesit

      My thoughts exactly! With friends like that…who needs enemies?? DAMN!

    • Pheret

      O H M I G A W D!

      u'd think u might casually ask how your friend's bm's had been lately especially if they hadn't said a word for a day or so . . . crappy friends i say . . . pun?

    • http://profiles.google.com/ceisdsgil ceisd sgil

      This was 1,000 ways to Die not too long ago.. Chef was a jackass to his employees and they decided to get even. At the end of one day they were all drinking sake and the chef passed out..

      ~shadow