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Man Loses Part Of His Ear After Calling Woman Fat

April 29, 2010 at 2:41 am by  

LINCOLN, Nebraska – Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially a fat one. A 24-year-old man found this out the other day at a party when an argument with other guests led to him calling 21-year-old Anna Godfrey “fat”. I can only imagine that later on, as the man sat in the hospital missing part of his right ear, that this may not have been a great idea. It is also possible he realized this after Godfrey ran half a block, tackled him and began gnawing it off. Either way, he now requires plastic surgery as the chunk of ear was never found. Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and was still in custody on Wednesday. Am I pulling another Alanis if I think it is ironic that a person upset over being called fat retaliates by trying to eat the person who called them that?

Man Loses Part Of His Ear After Calling Woman Fat

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    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      Girl was HONGRY!

    • kittytoo

      Nom nom nom……..

    • wisper

      “he now requires plastic surgery as the chunk of ear was never found”.

      I'm assuming that she swallowed the bit of ear. Gotta wonder if she wanted to eat his heart too?

    • Ninja0980

      I wonder if it was ear lickin good

    • petepuma

      Personally, I would never try to eat someone after being called ripped, huge, and awesome. We play the hand that's dealt us. An eaten ear isn't going to change that.

    • http://twitter.com/maeford penelope mccane

      I wonder if the sweat from his running, made his ear salty…sort of like a pork rind?

    • darsa

      Her eyes are awfully close together… =/

    • UniqueMommy1984

      Damn the dude couldn't out run her? WTF? lol

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      Damn, darsa! Watch your mouth! Hongry girl will be after you next – a person could lose an eye with that kind of talk.

    • Siobhan

      Damnit woman!
      Between your comment, and the pig peen porking article, I'm going to have a hard time enjoying BBQ'd ribs this weekend. I shall endeavor to mustard through though, honey -.o <waves>

    • tutkill

      Maybe she thought he was making fun of her new diet-The South Cannibal Diet

    • darsa

      Awww, crap! *hides*

      Tho I been workin' out… I bet I could outrun her ;)

    • guillotinegirl

      Okay, I'm repeating what I said in the forums. Ear is prolly like gristle on a steak. She should've gone for a piece of rump roast.

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      I couldn't outrun her if I tried, too lazy – good thing I never leave home without a couple dozen donuts.

    • cplkevindheglar

      “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially a fat one” Morbid You Need to Quit, She'll be chasin you down the block next. Grandma always told me to get someone to stop chasing you stop running. Guy must a been a real whimp to run from a girl in the first place…LOL

    • oedura

      Nah…that's just an illusion caused by all the fat.

    • oedura

      He probably made the mistake of running downhill. All she had to do was roll after him.

    • valannb22

      What's she mad about? I thought everyone in Nebraska was fat.

    • 62julietandvoid

      High price to pay for a lil 3 letter word, lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • Tundratot

      “Godfrey ran half a block, tackled him “

      She was in good shape. I bet he didn't expect she had a prayer of catching him. Girl can hunt!

    • Boringusername

      She still looks hungry.

    • aka jas

      I was at two different fights where dudes had their ears bitten off. One out in the mesa some cowboy had his bitten off by another cowboy right after that whole stupid Mike Tyson thing. And then this graduation party where this one dude had done way too many mushrooms and freaked out and bit this dude (Hos') ear off. Interesting, I did not know that this was something people “just did”. Bleeds alot when someone loses a part of their ear. Ick.

    • HorrorFan13

      The guy deserved it. What a fucking jerk!

    • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

      Ya know, if I went around biting chunks off of every human who has insulted me in one way or another, I'd have worn my teeth down to nubs by now. Sticks and stones, baby.

    • HorrorFan13

      Well he was being an asshole. She should have hurt him more.

      I hate when people call other people fat or ugly. It's rude.

    • Jack

      Rude? Maiming someone goes far beyond rude.

      If a guy had done this to a girl who had called him fat would you feel the same way?

    • Ayame

      OMG Hahahaha! Wow … I'm fat?! B**** I will eat you!

    • kathybird

      OMG LMFAO. If a hungry fat girl was near you and saw what you just typed, you'd lose more than an ear. I think she'd eat all of you. That was friggen funny…..:P

    • EveryVillainIsLemons

      Wow, you really need to grow a thicker skin.

      And don't threaten to eat Morbid–it'll most likely turn him on.

    • BZ

      hahahaha hilarious I'm fat I have never taken offense to being called it because I AM FAT all on my own………..if she dosent want to be called fat maybe she shold loose some weight and people wouldent call her fat but if she is going to be the one that is going to sit around and be fat then she can certinately be called it =) hahahaha love this site some people are just so freaking out of there minds=)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Charlie-Bacardi/100000820797246 Charlie Bacardi

      that's what I am saying. she caught up with him and tackled him, I am thinking she was in better shape.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mydnight.blackthorne Mydnight Blackthorne

      she went too far. Although a roundhouse kick to the face might've been justified, biting someone's ear off that's a bit much.

    • JGo555

      I read Jaded's comment, then yours & I couldn't stop laughing.

    • JGo555

      Got what was comming to him. There's a douchebag in my neighborhood that owns a big F-2500 Ford & I swear he wants to make that truck a monster truck but can't pull it off. He's a jackass & an idiot cause his truck has some stickers in the back that say: “My truck is high because fat chicks can't jump”… every time I pass his truck I just wanna kick him, usually I just hop he marries a 400lb mammoth & that his dick snaps off cause he tried to screw her but the gut didn't let him.

      For the record I'm 4months pregnant NOT FAT!

    • sedation

      at least he couldnt call her eyebrows fat

    • takurospirit

      I'm a hefty woman, and yeah when people haul out the Fatty Fatty Fat Fat stuff it's hurtful and annoying but it's also stupid. I let it go. It's just something I am right now and trying to use to insult me is IMO idiotic. Just the other day some douche was laying on the horn and screaming “MOVE IT YOU FAT BITCH!” as I was reluctant to run down pedestrians (I'm just like that). I told the man to go fuck himself and moved on. I didn't eat him. But that's just me.

    • takurospirit

      Dude was probably just as fat if not fatter. That's one thing I've noticed in my incarnation as a big girl. Big fat fucks three times my size think it's acceptable to say some shit. It's really weird actually.