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Indianapolis, IN – Be still my beating heart! I do believe I have found my soul mate, Demonites. I mean, damn! Look at those eyebrows! Dude is the definition of hotness. And when his current girlfriend dumps him for running over her mother, I’m gonna be right there to pick up the pieces of his broken wittle heart. Well, after he get’s out of prison that is. According to authorities, Brent Heitz, 30, was driving his girlfriend’s Ford Taurus, with her in the passenger seat, when he and the woman’s mother got into a heated argument about his choice in radio stations and the volume level of said music. Incensed, Brett allegedly reached into the back seat where Connie Farr was sitting with her husband and attempted to smack and punch her. Offended, Connie said she was just going to walk home. After she and her family exited the vehicle, Brent reportedly put the car in reverse and ran her over – not once, but three times – dragging her under the vehicle before speeding away. Connie was left, bruised and bloodied, in the middle of the road.

Connie was taken to the hospital with non life-threatening injuries including road rash, head pain, and injuries to her stomach, arms, and face. Though she wasn’t injured, Brent’s girlfriend was also hospitalized – presumably for shock and depression. Brent was tracked down by a K9 officer and placed under arrest. He faces charges of criminal recklessness, operating a vehicle while intoxicated, public intoxication and disorderly conduct. He was, for some reason, taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation before being hauled off to the pokey. We all know that no sane person would tattoo “White Boy” on his damn face.

Connie’s family thinks Brent is getting off a bit too easy, as is evident in the following video. They think he should be charged with attempted murder and I’m inclined to agree. Lock him up for the duration and scrape that shit off his face. Ass.

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  • petepuma

    I think the driver should always get to choose what music gets played. Just my $.02

  • JustReyn

    Dammit Jade, why do you always want to take the hot SANE ones. You never leave any tattooed, head shaved, BRIGHT, SWEET, INNOCENT sweetness for anyone else. Just joking! This guy has SERIOUS issues, one of which I am going to assume anger and alcohol do not mix! So that spells grade A controlling, violent, prick ass bastard to me. I'm not knocking tatts at all. I have two myself. But what is up with these eyebrows, tear drops and other shit on his face and neck? Is that suppose to be a warning sign of some sorts to keep your distance from this ummm, think of a word and insert it here _______..LOL. Damn.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    He looks like a guy whose friends drew on his face after he passed out drunk on a couch.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    That's right – I have an entire collection of bald guys with facial tats and shitty attitudes. I keep them stuffed in my hope chest and in various Tupperware dishes scattered throughout the crawlspace and attic. There's always room for one more…any takers?

  • tutkill

    Why would you ever get into the car with him??? He looks like he would be driving the wagon of doom to hell. They must be really brave. I would rather ride with those hampsters in that kia soul commerical.

  • Marvelous Marvin Straggler

    Yes, that is the rule. Bet she won't try that again anytime soon.

  • Vindictive

    Nothing says nonconformist like a Ford Taurus.

  • darsa

    EXACTLY! what I thought.

    What, precisely, ARE those replacing his eyebrows? Are those words???

  • cplkevindheglar

    I'll be your huckleberry. :)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Hahaaa!! You are too cute! I think I'll keep ya! I'll make room for you under the bed. ;)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Those letters spell out White Boy. You know, in case he ever wakes up one morning and forgets what race he is….

  • cplkevindheglar

    Now were talking!

  • valannb22

    When he gets out of jail, I'm gonna see if he'll drive my MIL around for awhile.

  • Tundratot

    Why would you let him drive your car? And why would you, as a parent, let him drive you and your daughter? Eeek. Was he the sober one?!

  • cplkevindheglar

    Dude had to be a juggalo listening to ICP. I know the type!

  • cplkevindheglar

    LOL!!!

  • Wildheart

    Oh he won't forget once he's in prison….

  • guillotinegirl

    If it weren't for the 'white boy' tattoo, I never would've figured it out.

  • Juxtaposing1

    Every time I see that damn picture “Tears of a Clown” run through my head!!!

  • tutkill

    Could change the words to “Tears of a Ass Clown” lol

  • Boringusername

    The type of person who “won't try that again” is not the kind of person who pissed you off enough to run them over, three times.

  • BeckyGInIndiana

    wonderful shit that happens in Indiana what a jack-ass bet he was cracked out, he'd half to be with all that dumb shit tattooed on his face, thankful no one was hurt bad, the asswipe does deserve attempted murder that was what he almost did

  • ME

    Those ICP clowns are fucking idiots.

  • Kwumey

    *ROFLMFAO@ white boy HAHAHA.. why dint he try.. dough boy, dumb boy, dickhead.
    sad how boy george turned out