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Clymer, PA – It has been said time and time again that some men will tap absolutely anything with a pulse – some dudes don’t even let the lack of a pulse stand in their way. And I am fully aware that many women are prone to dabblin’ in the doinkage of domesticated pets and assorted barnyard animals. As far as I know, though, they are usually into a particular species. Some women like doing it doggy-style. Literally. Some enjoy a well-hung horse. Hell, I’m sure there is at least one female on this planet who would bed Steven Seagal. (No. It ain’t me). But this is the first time I’ve heard of anyone having relations with a pig. Now, when I see a pig, the first thing that crosses my mind is mmmm…bacon. Not mmmm…nookie. Not because they aren’t as attractive as Rover or Wildfire, mind you, but because of their somewhat freaky anatomy, which we will get in to a bit more after the jump. According to authorities, Dovie Lee Kerner, 47, had not just one of the above, but three! She is accused of having sexual relations with a horse, a Jack Russell terrier, and Steven Seagal a pig. To make matters even worse, not to mention ickier, it is alleged that the dog and his human both contracted an STD. E-I-E-I-Ewwww.

The investigation into Kerner’s alleged love of animals began back in 2008 when an official at the Humane Society answered a phone call from a man who questioned the legality of fucking livestock. When the official told him that it is illegal to partake in sexual activity with barnyard animals, the informant revealed he had a video on his cell phone showing Kerner having sex with a horse. Because of Kerner’s extra-curricular activities with other men and various animals, the informant, who was dating Kerner at the time, claimed he and his dog contracted a sexually transmitted disease from the woman. After a lengthy and thorough investigation, Kerner has been arrested and charged with two counts each of obscene and other sexual materials and performances and disorderly conduct and one count of sexual intercourse with an animal. The criminal complaint can be read here, but because of the graphic nature of the allegations, the probable cause affidavit has not been released to the public. Bummer, I know. I’d kinda like to know where and when the pig entered the picture.

Now, back to our anatomy lesson. I had heard that a pig’s dick resembles a corkscrew, and because I will go to any length to satisfy you, our faithful readers, and my own curiosity, I Googled pig penis. (I hope to HELL there is never a need for my computer to undergo a forensic examination – I would surely be looking at a date with The Chair). If you would actually like to see a pig peener in action, you can watch a video here. If you’re not into the whole visual thing, I’ll explain it as best as I can. It looks kind of like a pig tail, but stretched out. It’s very long and very thin – kinda like a crooked twig. It looks extremely uncomfortable and not the tiniest bit attractive. There. I have done my good deed for the day. I was going to celebrate with a big ass plate full of bacon, but I seem to have lost my appetite for pork.

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  • Ninja0980

    Jaded, you have now completly ruined hot dogs for me. Thanks a lot!

  • Soobs

    Jaded, I don't think Morbid is paying you nearly enough to do this!

    How does the boyfriend's ego recover from something like this? She cheated on him with a horse, a dog and a pig.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I was thinking the same damn thing, Soobs. That has to be a helluva punch to the ego.

    On another note, seeing as how this is the Dreamin' Demon and those of us who hang out here are rather twisted, what if he is the one who gave the dog the STD and is blaming it on her? That did cross my mind. I mean, if he had video of the woman fucking a horse on his cell phone, one would have to assume that he's into that kind of thing. Right? Who's to say he was buggering the pooch? If I were the police, and you had all better be thankful I'm not, I'd be looking at that informant as well.

    Either way, if the woman actually fucked a pig, she's obviously got her own set of issues.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Yeah…I think it's gonna be a while before I can look at a slice of bacon and not conjure up the image of pig peni. There are some things that just can't be unseen…

  • Marvelous Marvin Straggler

    Is it even possible to transmit an STD to another species? This girl must of been really perverted kinky, or incredibly bored.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Though I didn't spend a lot of time researching the transmission of STD's between humans and animals, I read enough to determine that it is possible – if I'm mistaken, I'm sure someone will be considerate enough to correct me. I do believe chlamydia and herpes are at the top of the list.

  • kristina

    no, no…. I am perverted and kinky. THIS girl is just wrong.

  • guillotinegirl

    For those of you not in the know, a pig's is curly, kinda like its tail. Thanks to the internet, I learned that one years ago (not to mention I'm almost tired of porn).

  • http://theflamingfox.wordpress.com/ FlamingFox

    As Porky Pig would say, “The boyfriend was a B-b-b-benedict Arnold and a-a-a T-t-t-traitor!!

  • Smiley

    “Either way, if the woman actually fucked a pig, she's obviously got her own set of issues”

    Forget the horse and the dog, gotta draw the line somewhere, huh?? LMAO!!!!
    And, yeah I was thinking the same thing about the guy. he had video on his cell phone? I assume she can't take video of herself on his phone while she's, um, mid-love with livestock…so he was OK enough with it to take video?? Me thinks he only got grossed out and pissed off when she put a knot or two on his wanger. That's when he turned her in, like a revenge thing…..just sayin'.
    And yeah, he very well could have infected his own dog…more access to it, ya know?
    In any case….YUCK!!

  • darsa

    REALLYreallyREALLYreally grossed me out on this one… and it takes a lot, usually…

  • Concerned

    I actually know the person that this is about and all of it is so absolutely untrue that it makes me sick to know she has to go through this because a man who dated her for 9 1/2 years couldnt deal with the fact that she broke up with him because he cheated on her. she was given a clean bill off health and has proof that she has never had an STD, nowhere in the affidavit does it say anything about a pig and although she has been charged she has NOT been arrested so how about everyone getting there facts strait before posted this stuff and ruining a person's life with the crap!!!! It's sad because even when she goes to court and is proven innocent everyone will still think the worst!!! oh sorry, i didnt respond to the original post, this is something she actually checked into and was told by vets that it is NOT possible to transmit an STD to an animal from human. I think the gentleman, by the way his name is Ricky Huller, that started all this should be looked into as both he and his dog were treated for an STD and the supposed offending woman was not!!!

  • Abroad

    How can anybody supply proof that she has never had an STD? All they can certify is that she is not currently suffering from one, surely? A lot of them can be treated…….

    That said, I do get the impression this is one of those scorned lover's revenge deals. He has gone for maximum public damage to her reputation. Cannot be fun at all.

  • Dr2

    Can i hear from anyone who really knows this lady???

    Oh.. wait a hot min. i do, in fact her family and mine lived in the same town for ages.. So i dont wnna bragg but that kinda put me in 1st place on the “who know what” page..
    After reading some of your coments, a few of you picked up on the “guy” that turned her in.. Well he's shy so let me help him out his name is Ricky Hauler (a.k.a Dirt bag).. So why is rick so shy?? Well wouldn't you be… i mean really who wants to be apart of this side show.. However there is another reason Ricky is shy, he's kind of a bitch.. Which brings me to my next point, the “cell phone video”. You know i have a video on my phone of a girl & a dog that my retard of a friend sent me thinking id get a kick out of it… Want i noctice was it looked just like a friend of mine from school, in fact i showed her the video and even she dam near believed it was her but it wasnt.. (mainly because she hates dogs) But my point is those kind of videos are poor at making a positive i.d not to mention that every people running this case are clueless to the shit RICKY likes to pull.. How do i know this? well let me tell ya, we all kinda live in the sticks around here so everyone know everybody and i know Rick.. In short Rick is a stocker, not the i like to watch you stocker but the i want to wear your skin kind.. On more than one night i've had to make sure he wasn't sitting around the Bar where she works waiting for her.. When you hear the term “hill folk” this is the man that gives the phrase meaning.. From growing his own drugs to watching little girls this man covers it all.. So the rape of his own dog isn't a strech for him.. And neither is getting lucky enough to find a sick video of a woman that could pass for his ex banging a horse so he could get even for her leaving his Bitch ass.. Oh by the way did i mention that the person who sat in court and said “o that's her” is a woman who did sleep with a dog. in fact if you cut her up a line she'll do anything you ask.. She also is living with Dovie's ex hubby, isn't that interesting..

    WHO WANTS MORE??

    ok you talked me into it, i'll be the first to tell you that there are some really screwed up people on this plantet. They seem to hang out together some times, but point we all know that one friend who eats bugs or will jump off any thing just to do it.. But “taken Bacon”, No not dovie.. The closest she's ever got a pig's pink meat is after it's been Roasted for 8 hours.. (btw u dnt roast pig peter u cut it out when u gut it) But it's amazing!! you'd think the cops or the cridder huggers would really put some hard work into this case right?? LOL!! wanta hear another joke? A pig walks into a bar and pulls out his pete and says to the bar tender “wanta screw”..
    The people involved in this case didn't really do their jobs the best way possible, let me me re-say that for the slow folks in law enforcement in the area. QUIT THINKING ABOUT YOUR PAT ON THE BACK AND DO YOUR JOB!! PROTECT AND SERVE THE PUBLIC FROM HAIRY HILL FOLK LIKE RICK HAULER!! (think they heard me?)
    Ok..until next time realize this is a person life thats being destory and it could happen to anyone.. Well, maybe not just like this, But remember people Don't date freaks that like to Rape their dog!!

  • NameKaos

    What are you like an illegit child of her and Wilbur, whats a stocker. Just remember you don't drink the bong water

  • tutkill

    Stocker-person who puts cans on shelves in stores. lol

  • kathybird

    Well, I guess this proves that it's not the size (or shape) that counts, it's all in the way they use it.

  • tutkill

    she was only charged with the assault on the horse-so is that a charge of horsing around?

  • Dr2

    I ran out of coke Kaos, MAYBE you could swing by my place and learn me to spell them there words rite soo's i don't give you sumthing 2 talk about.. OR.. you could focus on the point at hand instead of be a dick.. Opps i'm sorry that was wrong of me to imply your a dude, maybe your a bitch? Either way i'm sorry i caused you to Axe mE what A sToCkEr iS.. You must of missed the point, WE dont care what YOU think, and that goes for everyone.. You think Kaos would care if someone made some fun and blogged about something dumb like Basic Spelling (which everyone can see i must have a serious issue with) Or that The Truth is out ther for people like Doive and it's not the Shit you read in the Media, it's from her friends and Family.. Might i remind you all that your lives will go on like they normally do, But for people like Dovie it isnt ever the same.. So the next time Chaos (notice the spelling dick) or anyone else who says something about the people who are standing up for her.. Just Remember we dont care what you say about us, we care about Dovie.. And Kaos you'd be extremely lucky to have 1/10th of her friends.. But you know us hillbillies we like our sheep & sisters, so you never can tell what kind of friends you have until they stand up for you!!

    Did i spell anything wnorg?

  • NameKaos

    You misunderstand, I'm not laughing at you cause you mis spelled a word, but because you are on this site, defending this pig fucker. You must care a little or you wouldn't be researching her name in google. Maybe you been tapping a little of this fine woman and are having some emotional problems, have you been tested hillbilly.

  • NameKaos

    Oh by the way, are you talking human friends or the furry kind?

  • kbryan

    More like E-I-E-I- HO! I know men are considered pigs, but at least we might but you a bacon sandwich for lunch afterwards…

  • Soobs

    How can you say in one sentence – “she actually checked into and was told by vets that it is NOT possible to transmit an STD to an animal from human” – and in the very next sentence – “I think the gentleman,… that started all this should be looked into as both he and his dog were treated for an STD.”

    Doesn't make a bit of sense.

  • kristina

    just want to let you know that there ARE people out there that have their doubts about this story. i can see where you might be right, that the Rick guy is a crazy STALKER. i can see where you just don't want to believe the nasty truth, either. people are crazy. you, me, even dovie. even though you may be right, it's no use defending her on this site. just say your peace, then leave and never look back. they'll eat you alive. i swear.

    but for the record, i don't think all the details in any of these stories is exactly correct. i've seen too many people correct too many mistakes to believe EVERYthing on here, but i think they pretty much get the gist of the story, though. Maybe she didn't REALLY fuck a pig, but there HAS to be SOME truth in it. and that is gross.

  • msheathen

    What about the video of her screwing a horse?

  • OnceSilent

    OMFG…Bwahahaha…I feel like I need a shower…

    So fucking wrong, on so M A N Y levels..

  • guillotinegirl

    “I'm sorry but I don't date outside my species” does NOT apply here.

  • aka jas

    wow…..

    You really just kinda protected an animal fucker.

    She gave a dog an STD.

    Really? Are you serious?

  • Jenna

    I was just going to ask how you get someone fucking a horse on video if they didn't fuck a horse.

  • Jenna

    Do they have spelling where you come from?

  • Jinny

    Your credibility is ruined by your terrible spelling.

  • NameKaos

    What did I spell wrong, I am typing quick cause I'm at work but please enlighten me, usually it's just punctuation.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Because 'the guy that turned her in' hasn't been named publicly, his name has been removed from any and all comments posted on this page. Please keep in mind that in this case, he is considered a victim of sorts.

  • Plumville Person

    I live in Plumville and I am not sure if this is true or not but if it is and Dovie gets charged then so should the man behind the camara. This person would be just as guilty. We also have another asshole in this town. This guy is a drunk and a druggie. He doesn't have a drivers license keep in mind and what does he do? Gets drunk and drives any how. He drove right into a house almost killing a baby. By the way did I tell you he almost killed a baby, let me tell you how close the wall where he hit the baby was right on the otherside of the wall. Mean while the cops come out and weed is also found on this guy. So this guy gets arrested and released the same night. All to find out the almost baby killer was sitting in a bar last night. I hope that some day our goverment will come up with new laws to crack down on these offenders.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    As much as I hate my neighbors, I'm really, really, REALLY glad I don't live in that particular section of Pennsylvania. oO

  • http://theflamingfox.wordpress.com/ FlamingFox

    You and me, both!

  • http://theflamingfox.wordpress.com/ FlamingFox

    Victim, schmictim. The real question here is who is she going to marry? The boyfriend, Mr. Ed, Rover, or Porky Pig?

  • Ninja0980

    This little piggy went to the market..this little piggy ran all the way home.. and this little piggy got screwed…literally.

  • Dr2

    Hey, look you sound like you might have your head on straight.. so let me put it to you this way, would you believe your mom or sister would do this? And if someone said well there has to some truth to it, is it because thats the only way it makes sense to them? NO TRUTH… ZERO.. just like Koas.. did you hear that kid..

  • Dr2

    Wow.. Seriously? The world is flat!! it must be true i read it in a book 1 time.. no thats a lie i cant read.. But u'd believe it right?.. just like you'd bileve you could give a dog std's.. Are you catchin on yet chicken little? Oh look the sky is falling!!

  • Dr2

    up to the 3rd grade but they said i had to leave cause i turned 18..

  • Dr2

    Ohh.. thats right laws and rules and junk.. gota live by those rules or da man come smack your hand.. Bad Bad web-site leting people say things.. i tell ya there should be a law againist people saying what they want, the world would be a safer place if people didnt have rights.. His name rymes with Dick Dollar and he's sick liar hell isn't a hot enough fire to watch that Mother F*U*KER BURN!!

  • guillotinegirl

    Magic or CGI.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I let you have your say and continue to do so – we don't publish anything here that can't be found elsewhere online and/or in print. Had his name been a part of the information I researched for the story, I would have added it.

  • http://theflamingfox.wordpress.com/ FlamingFox

    Gawd, I love it when you become domineering. It makes my heart melt. ;)

  • kristina

    my mom wouldn't, but i wouldn't put it past my sister. especially if there were drugs involved. and also, just so you know, growing your own drugs doesn't make you trash. it makes you thrifty. ;)

  • Dr2

    lol… i like your twisted lil mind..

  • NameKaos

    If this keeps up I may start to wish I didn't live in PA, Hopefully in Philly we don't drink the same water as they do in Plumville. I may have to move to Jersey “gasp”

  • Dr2

    Hey i understand how the system works, you guys walk a fine line here between the truth and slander… You'd think because the story came from the public records it must have at least some what truth right? Course if you've been through the legal system you know all about the inflated Bullshit that comes out of it.. Did you know that a switch blade in Pa falls into the same prohibited weapons charge as hand grenades? Or if you flip someone off you can be charged with communicating a threat, how about a disorderly conduct charge to go with it .. You know as well as I do all these bullshit laws are designed to let The Man keep the upper hand on everyday people like you and me.. So don’t let me telling you real research starts with digging into the things that don’t make sense instead of just looking for “shock Value” get to you.. Hell I think it’s mighty nice of you to let someone like me empty my sick lil thoughts out where everyone can see.. I mean the freedom of speech still stands in this great nation right? Well, unless you’re on tv or radio or the web then you can’t speak your mind to the masses, because they just might listen to you .. And do you think the powers that be want to answer for the wrongs they let happen?
    Hey, look man I could go on but I’ll give you your peace because it’s not your problem you didn’t cause the story you just found it..

  • Concerned

    Why is it you remove the offending gentlemans name when his last name is listed in the PUBLIC affidavit

  • Concerned

    Thats exactly my point, none of this makes sense, it you read the actual affidavit, he accuses her of giving the std to him and his dog after they broke up in November of 2008 yet a little further down, it says he and his dog took penicillan in August of 2007

  • concerned

    Even in the affidavit it states that you cannot see her face, he never even says it looks like her, he states it “sounds” like her, so there is no doubt im sure this video exists somewhere, it just isnt who he says it is, I so wish everyone that is discussing this actually knew him and you'd get the picture of how truly sick and demented this man actually is and as you can c will go above and beyond to ruin a person just because he was dumped

  • concerned

    No you misunderstand, those of us that know Dovie don't have to google her, we are living this right up front along with her, it's on the tv, the newspaper, the net, so yeah we need to defend her from people like you who make rude comments because of something you read on-line that isn't true. Everyone keeps talking about a pig, have you read the actual affidavit with which she was charged, this is also publis record and no where does it say anything about her “fucking” a pig, but yet that seems to be what everyone is focusing on. She did not fuck a pig, dog, horse the only thing she fucked is this worthless human being!!!

  • bob

    where is the public affidavit?

  • concerned

    Then you did not read the actual affidavit, because his name is indeed listed. He is listed as CI but as you read further down his last name HULLER is stated in the affidavit

  • Eracsurfer

    Not sure, but I believe that Jinny meant to reply to dipshit…I mean concerned.

  • aka jas

    So just to be very clear>>>she didnt fuck any animals and there was NOT one video of it? And ALL of this is a lie? Oh and YOU are NOT protecting an ANIMAL FUCKER? The sky must be falling.

  • Eracsurfer

    BITE YOUR TONGUE!!! I will never live in a state that charges you a toll to get out!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    As I stated in the article, I wasn't able to read the actual probable cause affidavit because it hadn't been made public at the time. The only document available to me was the criminal complaint and his name is not mentioned. If more information has been made available, I haven't yet seen it.

  • Eracsurfer

    We don't walk any lines involving truth and libel (slander is spoken. If you are going to accuse us of something, know what you are talking about.)

    Libel would be if I came on here and stated as a fact that Dr2 is a filthy pig fucker. See, that would be libel against the pig.

    If I walked into a room filled with people and said that Dr2 is a filthy pig fucker, then the pig could sue me for slander.

    If however, I quoted a published police report that stated that Dr2 was arrested for having a barnyard orgy, I am not guilty of anything. Also, if I said that I always thought people from Plumville were barnyard freaks, I would be stating an opinion… not illegal. See how that works?

  • Dr2

    You're such a girl..

  • aka jas

    NOW I get it!!!!!! Youre panties are in a wad, because you fuck animals too!! RIGHT?! That is the only reason why someone would actually defend another the way you have. That, OR, youre in LOVE with an ANIMAL FUCKER. NICE, Real NICE.

    LMFAO!

  • NameKaos

    Thank you, good catch the libel/slander police are here undercover, I believe, disguised as village idiots, be very very careful.

  • Dr2

    At least you got it 60% right this time… There isnt a video of HER and she DIDN'T fuck animals There for I'm protecting the REAL VICTIM.. But incase you think your littleass holds some weight sitting behind your keyboard all safe and sound, Why Don't you come on out to plumville and share your 2cents like you do on here? Whats that?? Oh it's not that important to you?? Ooo.. i see it's safer for you to throw a few lines out there about something you know nothing about from the same chair you edit photos of your family on your myspace page… stick to what you do best and mind your business and not someone else's..

  • Concerned

    Ok, maybe you wouldn't call it proof, but she has medical records that she was tested for the STD's he “claimed” she gave him and was found to have no std and has never been treated for one as he has admitted he has. And the reason she went and got tested to begin with is she found out HE was cheating on her, so looks to me that HE was the one fucking his own dog!!!

  • aka jas

    Ahhha Did I hit a nerve? Hey Look the sky is falling!

    Oh and one more thing FUUUUUUUCK YOU! and yes im sitting in my chair laughing at YOU!

  • Concerned

    LOL….wow such wit I dont know where to begin, I wont be rude, make fun of anyone's spelling or where whoever is sitting, I don't actually expect to get anyone to believe anything other than what they are reading, but I will ask that all readers check out this story again and use a little common sense. The affidavit was made public and the “jackass” that made the accusation states “you cannot see her face but it sounds like her” so how is that proof that she fucked a horse. And i actually dont blame him, he is just a giant tool who is trying to ruin someones life and succeeding beautifully. I blame the law both officers and court for filing charges without definate proof, it's a fucking joke.

  • aka jas

    Ya know, you actually pulled a bit of sympathy from me. I just read the police report. I would be pissed as well. I will give….. so what is the proof other wise. You have attention now, prove that this all did not happen. It probably is not worth it for You now. Right?

  • Dr2

    However your assuming the pig i'd be fucking wasn't you.. You didn't reserch or much less READ the facts.. You seen a story that you wanted to exploit mainly because thats what your into, right?
    Now if i made open threats to you and by some chance they happened i wonder if the same “loop hole” works? I could see the head lines now “person KiLL from BLOGGING” (notice caps) Anyway it's not the fact i may or may not hate you or your site or even what you do for a living or that you think i fuck pigs (hows your sex life btw).. want i care about is i got your attention pink meat.. Now my friend made a great point, it does state facts in the public record you failed to reproduce here.. Would you like to take a min. to answer something in YOUR house to YOUR people about what i think is a pretty basic question? Why isn't all the facts that are stated in the public records reproduced in your opening article? i'll give you a minute to think up a good excuse… Is it because it sells better?? or is that you provide a link for the records so you dont have to cover the details.. Or maybe you could just band me then say whatever you want.. Let me remind you that it was you who decide it was news and posted it.. Maybe it wasn't and your just some middle aged person with a semi comfy job trying to feed it's self or a family… Make no mistake real life isnt web life, you might feel like a king on here but your no where near a king out there sitting in your comfy lil chair..
    i know you got the upper hand here but i'm just waiting to see what kinda person you really are.. so.. you were Saying?

  • Dr2

    awwwww… i 4got what i even said to you -sniff- im sry my eyes are all watery and i think my period just started..

    Hey at least you read it.. now if we could just get you an appointment for anger management classes..

  • Concerned

    Not sure who you are Dr2 but I love ya!!!! I am extremely close to Dovie and it just hurts that such a wonderful person has to go through this because a dickhead named “Dick Duller” decided he wanted to ruin her life!!!

  • Sugarglider1

    Oh, good, so in addition to being an imbecile, you are also sexist. Congratulations, loser!

  • aka jas

    Dont take my compassion as wanting to be your friend asswipe. I am simply saying- eh forget it.

    Believe me—You couldnt hurt my feelings.

    LOL anger management> thats for pussies! ;.)

  • Sugarglider1

    No doubt other people should be charged here as well. But that doesn't mean that the nasty piece of work who was FILMED DONG IT WITH A HORSE shouldn't be charged. Work on your logic skills, genius. And, no, we don't have to “personally” know her to pass judgment on what she did. Sorry you run with such losers–says a lot about you.

  • Sugarglider1

    I see that denial is well and alive for you. Is there or is there not video? You should go hang out with Dr2–in fact, if you are not the same person, you must know each other since you are both chums with this nasty animal abuser.

  • Sugarglider1

    Like reasonable people, we will wait to see what the investigation yields. Until then, she's guilty until proven innocent. This isn't a court of law, dig?

  • Concerned

    Actually the person who should be charged is the piece of garbage who started all of this with a big lie to ruin someones life. The sad part is it has yet to be provin that it is her on the video, even the scum who turned it in stated “you can't see her face but it SOUNDS like her” how is that proof that it was her that fucked a horse…whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty, so you are correct you don't have to personally know her to pass judgement on what she did, lets just all get on here and call her all kinds of filthy names and then what…apologize when she's proven innocent, yeah that will really help her get back her reputation!!!

  • Dr2

    You lack of dept and child like behavor has me at a complete loss for words..

    OH wait a min…. no…

    I'm rubber your glue… Ahh.. no not cool enough..

    Ricky ticky baller.. i got alil piggy i like 2 make hauler.. with a cock that keeps getting smaller & smaller.. hell i fuck anything 4 a dollar.. But what i like more than butt pluging sum1's daughter is proving to you that your a newbie. a band new starter… come on baby show every1 you CAN be alil bit smarter..
    DAH..

  • NameKaos

    You still here, thought there was a pretty little filly or muskrat out there calling your name.

  • Concerned

    LOL…denial has nothing to do with it and i am not the same person as Dr2, and yes i may even know who he/she. You see I also know both of the people involved in this. Because I have seen the actual affidavit that was filed with the court i can actually speak intelligently on the subject without all the drama. Yes “supposedly” there is a video, the complaintant even stated “you can't see her face but it sounds like her”. WOW now there is some proof! Just so you know she was charged on Monday and yet she has not been arrested, she has not been contacted by police or the courts, the only way she even knew she was charged because someone read it in the paper and called her

  • Dr2

    oh you know me…
    and as for you sugerslit oppss sugarglider1 is it?.. there is only 1 voice out of many in my head that likes you… Wait!! .. sorry it just changed it's mind.. But hey look on the bright side your not a farm animal…. do i smell shit?? oh wait it's me!!

  • Concerned

    Thank you, that's all I ask is for everyone to read the affidavit, see that there is no actual proof and see the other inconsistencies and then tell me that there isn't something wrong with this whole thing!!

  • NameKaos

    This is the most fun I ever had with an imbecile and a pig fucker. Y'all come back now y'hear. I hope all this works out well for you, in fact I see in your future a nice barn, bed of hay, ducks wildebeasts, llamas, field mice and all the paint thinner you can drink.

  • LeaveMeBe

    The most bizarre stories bring out the strangest defenders…………………. if only the pig could talk………………………

  • Eracsurfer

    #1 I didn't post this thread. I commented on it.

    #2 You claim that we “walk a fine line here between the truth and slander”. I explain that first, it would be libel not slander, and secondly that referencing a media source or posting an opinion is in no way libelous. However, by YOU (note the caps) posting someone's name that was not referenced in said article IS LIBELOUS (caps again). Unless you are able to provide a source for said information.

    #3 To answer your bizarrely worded question: “Why isn't all the facts that are stated in the public records reproduced in your opening article?” See Jaded's previous post where she CLEARLY (wow caps again) states that the probable cause affidavit hadn't been made public at that time. If you can link to a copy, feel free.

    #4 I am a king of my castle, so from now on you can address me as “King Erac the First”.

    #5 To go back to an earlier point in your post. I do believe you meant to threatened that I would be “KILLED from BLOGGING”

    #6 There is no Rule #6

    #7 As far as my sex life is concerned, it is not as good as it once was, but I've never entertained the thought of fucking an animal (So sorry your out of luck).

  • LeaveMeBe

    Now that shit is funny! Even if you do bug the shite outta me and I don't read most of your comments because you “text type”. Sorry, pet peeve of mine.

  • bob

    Where is the public affidavit?

  • Dr2

    lol.. yea well you got the loser part right bitch..

  • aka jas

    Hey Erac>>>LOL..#7 You shouldnt make that a rule. Just saying! Thats funny. Definately NO fucking animals allowed.

  • aka jas

    Well said! Bravo!

    If nothing else—you did get a laugh outta me!

  • aka jas

    I read that wrong………my bad. *blush*

  • Dr2

    Rule# 6
    If we were as smart as we sound we would of reserached it more before posting it or at least until the rest of the info could be reached so we didnt look like total WANGS!!.. Please realize as media whores we dont think about anyone else's feelings but are own.. And due to the lack of common sense in our gene pool we cant be held accountable for being just plain rude..

  • Eracsurfer

    I'm going to have to reply to my own post since disqus seems to only let replies go so deep.

    I really don't know how to “reserch” or I might have “reserached” how to get information for an article BEFORE (damn caps sneaking in there) it is available to the public.

    Apparently you are new to this site, or you would have known that Jaded's time machine is in the shop having it's flux capacitor overhauled.

    Thankfully your group is into beastiality. At least your gene pool won't be spread any further than the circus freak show you call home.

  • Dr2

    o and in refence to rule #5… I wasn't threating you or that you would be killed at blogging even tho you gave me an idea.. i meant it as ” kill blogging” not that blogging is completely bad as your said sex life but that it's being used as..?? well i need your help on this one.. what are you using this site for again?.. Making Fun of so called bad people?? Do you sleep well? sorry that was completely random… You've already showed me your best and i'm almost impressed.. You single? Female perhaps? blonde even? lol who am i kidding my dick is so big i gota use it on farm animals… Mooooooooooo!

  • aka jas

    Im bored with this. Moving on. Please keep us updated to what happens to the horse fucker.

  • Dr2

    i'd reply if i knew who you were talking too or about for that matter.. but refer to barnyard fun you dick hole.. i bet there is someone on there that sounds like you, are you a big hairy man or one of those limp dick computer fags?

    i havent had this much fun since i raped that chicken… CHICKEN!!l…. chic…chic..CHICKEN!!

  • Dr2

    Sorry Concerned.. gota use your space to poke at ERACsufer… how about we meet face to face?

  • Eracsurfer

    “not that blogging is completely bad as your said sex life but that it's being used as..?? ”

    WTF? What language is that written in? I've gotten pretty good at translating “tard-speak” from idiots like you, but this one isn't even close to comprehensible.

    “well i need your help on this one.. what are you using this site for again?”

    If you would like to know, I “use” this site normally to offer a voice to those who cannot speak for themselves. Look around, you will see some pretty fucked up shit that happens to innocent children, animals, and adults.

    I also converse with other human beings of a like mind. However, we also having fun with the occasional troll/supporter that crawl out from under the rocks.

    In all honesty, I don't give two shits about this pig fucker. If you re-read all of my posts, I never directly address anything about the accused or the accuser from the article.

    Today, I am just here to point and laugh at “people” like you that come here and make complete fools of yourselves.

    I sleep very well.

    For those that are keeping track of such things (Jaded *wink, wink*)… I am single, male, with brown hair.

    As far as your penis size is concerned, judging by your bravado, you could probably thread a needle with your dick. But, thank you for letting us know your preference is of a bovine nature. I'm sure the pigs and sheep will breathe a sigh of relief.

  • Sugarglider1

    That's good; at least you admit to it. But considering that you don't know how to spell “yeah” or use punctuation properly (much less logic), I'm confident in saying I got the “imbecile” part right, too. Sorry, what exactly is your doctorate in? Or are you a medical doctor? Or is there no logic at all to your moniker? Probably not.

  • Sugarglider1

    “You lack of dept”…sorry, what language are you speaking? You're right, you ARE at a loss for words.

  • Sugarglider1

    Is English actually your second language? If so, you need to take another ESL class. In fact, you need to take an ESL class even if it is your first language. Sad!

  • Sugarglider1

    She wouldn't have been arrested or charged without probable cause. As for her reputation, what kind of reputation can she hope to preserve in light of who she was dating?

  • Sugarglider1

    As I said before, you and “Dr of Nothing At All” should get together. But please use several forms of birth control.

  • Sugarglider1

    “Concerned” claims there is a public affidavit out there, but where is it? If you post a link, I'm sure we will all be happy to go read it! Thanks. In the meantime, all I can say is, you seem more intelligent than Dr2, who cannot even string together a legible sentence, but by saying you “love” him you seem to have pretty bad taste. As for Dovie, if she's not guilty I'm sure that will be revealed in time. But considering who she was dating (more bad taste!), I'm not inclined to think she necessarily has the sense to behave like a normal person–by which I mean keep her holes closed to animals. ANYWAY, provide LINK to AFFIDAVIT, mmkay?

  • Dr2

    ESL Classes, i never thought about that.. i bet they would really help me skull fuck you in a dark alley.. you must think your better than most people if you are offen me classes but how could we really tell? You and the brown hair limp dick computer fag who roll around on your wireless borads at night cause thats the only thing you can get to sleep with dont have much of a hope againist me. cause what you tards missed while i was t-balling your ears, is that i already got what i wanted.. i push a button and you and your sorry site (eracsufer) go away.. I bet your wondering what that ment.. hey!! jaded!! you following your boyfriends manly word skills as he defends the right to run the story you found. but thanks for all the help in getting me want i needed to flip the script on how you fucks run your lil web world here.. Btw ERACSUFER.. words are words dude.. and typing them is my least useful skill but in your life im sure it pays.. anyway the next time you “speak for the people” or in this case i guess the “animals” you thought were in danger from us hill folk, you better realize that the folks that are fucking this up are the ones paid to protect you from the really bad people.. so a tip to all you losers that hump your keyboards cause you think your apart of something in this Mismanaged site for wanna b's & cocky net nannies step outside and look around cause thats were the action is.. but hey different strokes for different folks maybe your lives seem cooler when you get to hang out together on here.. Eracsufer il leave you to your screen and a few thoughts, 1) my heart is in the right place even tho my head isn't 2) you can pick apart my lines, spell your words right and even use words with big meanings and i dont care.. 3) if you think your doing a justice for people your really not, i mean “maybe” in some cases but this one isnt one of them.. 4) this site kind of sucks dude seriously its not user friendly the updates lag and the way you have to post is more than alil work.. i mean wow.. logging in every time you post gzzz.. gay!
    it could be better eric..

  • aka jas

    Go to “Dovie Lee Kerner, 47, had not just one of the above, but three” underlined in red, the criminal complaint and then pdf “file”. Its lame to say the least.

    Now im seriously done with this one. Next!

  • Sugarglider1

    Ah, gotcha. How could I have missed that link? Durr.

  • Soobs

    I'm just surprised by how much PA is like FL. Reading the comments is almost as much fun as reading the post. Eh….nah…you ROCK, Jaded.

  • Boringusername

    Don't you mean STOCKER?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    So, I have finally found the probable cause affidavit. (Or, in the words of wearecentralpa.com – the Affidavit of Probably Cause). Honestly, I feel that this could go either way. Yes, she could have been set up. Yes, she could have fucked a pig and other assorted animals. The end result will be interesting either way. Here's the link….

    http://wearecentralpa.com/fulltext?nxd_id=169505

    I feel 10 percent dumber after having read it. Again, I'm grateful that I don't live anywhere near these people. Any of them.

  • Southern Lady

    You tickle me.

  • Southern Lady

    No, I want to meet him face to face. Hey ES. Drop on down to the bottom of Africa and let's have some beers. Time to laugh at the rest of the world, you think?

    You tickle me ES. Keep it up. I need the boost to keep me smiling at the rest of mankind.

  • Southern Lady

    Thank you for the link, but I gotta tell ya, after reading what Dr2 wrote, I am ashamed that I even visited that state, much less lived in the mountains in the state below it for a couple of years. The West Virginians were frightening as it is (no insults to West Virginians I did not meet), but after listening to such language and “insults” to a fellow commenter (Eracsurfer, to be exact) from this dimwit, jeez. Disgusting. Just plain nauseating. If for no other reason, I would condemn Dovie just for knowing that guy.

  • Eracsurfer

    SL, thank you very much for your support. I knew you had my back!

  • Eracsurfer

    As soon as I get my passport, I'd love to head on over/down there!

    I'm actually trying to visit Germany by the end of this year.

  • Southern Lady

    I loved Germany, but the beer is much tastier down here.

    You are more than welcome in our home, and don't worry. The crime down here is just as bloodthirsty as it is in the States. Many butts to kick.

  • Southern Lady

    Ever your servant, ES. Laughter and common sense do that to me.

  • kaylara

    Being arrested is not proof of guilt. And has she been arrested?

  • Count Rackula

    Holy shit. This one got brought up in the comments section again, so I had to read it again and see what the latest is. I just noticed that the little Amazon advertising section has several pig related things, along with a book entitled “Am I Pig Enough For You Yet?” And I can't decide how hilarious/ disturbing that actually is… but that begs the question: Dovie, is that poor animal that you humped pig enough for you yet??? We shall never know…

    Wow just noticed there's also a hoodie that says “I love my pig.” Anyone consider picking her up one of those at any point? Maybe she could say it with a hoodie next time instead of, you know, her vagina.

    *BARF*

  • mammsweets

    I'm just gonna throw it out there that bestiality isn't illegal in Florida.

    It's just a matter of wrong place and time.

    With that, I'm done being a smartass :P

  • http://twitter.com/etoile Meredith

    Hey folks, this is your usual mostly-lurking Meredith/Etoile, but I am a little tipsy and I forgot my Disqus login so I'm posting through my Twitter account.

    Anyway, I just came here to say that I thought the pig in the video was actually rather adorable, if you ignore his penis. No, seriously – IGNORE HIS PENIS. At the end he lies down and then the girl comes over and he's all “oh hi there!” and cute.

    As for the comments on this thread, I think I was amused, but that was at least 90 seconds ago so I don't quite remember! :)

  • Sugarglider1

    “Anyway, I just came here to say that I thought the pig in the video was actually rather adorable, if you ignore his penis. No, seriously – IGNORE HIS PENIS. “

    HAHAHA!

  • http://twitter.com/etoile Meredith

    Come to think of it, I suppose many guys would be adorable if we ignored their penises, too!

  • Parrot Toes (kathybird)

    Darn Tootin'! Those penises (peni's???) are ugly. It's a good thing the rest of the man makes up for them.

  • Anonymous

    The universe is flat. That is a proven fact.

  • Anonymous

    The universe is flat. That is a proven fact.

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