Cape Coral, FL - Demonites, meet Christina Cifaldi. Stunningly beautiful, isn’t she? It’s amazing what a little hard living and a lot of meth can do to a woman’s looks. Why is this delicate flower is gracing the illustrious pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you ask? According to Wal-Mart employees, Little Miss Sunshine here grabbed approximately $163 in clothing off the racks, entered a dressing room, pissed all over the merchandise and left the store. Huh. That’s odd, even by Wal-Mart standards. What those same employees can’t tell us is why. Personally, I’m torn between weak bladder and disgruntled former employee. Then again, she may just be a freaky tweak. It wasn’t too hard to track her down – hell, Scooby and his gang could’a figured it out before the first commercial break. The idiot left her wallet, which contained her driver’s license, in the dressing room with the soiled clothing. She should get at least 20 lashings for stupidity alone. Charged with criminal mischief and property damage, 22-year-old (yes, I said 22) Christina has already been released on $500 bail.
Tags: Cape Coral, Crime, criminal mischief, Florida, Mugshot, Property damage, Urine, Wal-Mart
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