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Pervert Accused Of Indecent Exposure At Target

April 19, 2010 at 8:15 am by  

Manhattan Beach, CA – Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…a guy walks into a Target store and spots the woman of his dreams. There she is, standing in the laundry detergent aisle. Her hair shining under the fluorescent lights. Barry Manilow filtering from the speakers above. Love is in the air, folks – fused with the aroma of bleach and fabric softener. He approaches the woman. “You’re pretty,” he tells her before shyly disappearing around the corner. Before the flattering compliment even has time to sink in, he reappears in front of her shopping cart. With flowers in hand and a promise of life long adoration and love? Nope. With a booklet of 50% off detergent coupons? No such luck. Fucker dropped trou’ and started whippin’ his dripper. Because nothing turns a woman on like getting dirty in the detergent aisle. The woman, either totally skeeved out or extremely unimpressed, started in with the screaming. And with that, the wee willy wanker took off out of the store like his ass was on fire. The alleged incident occurred on March 25th, but the alleged dufus is still on the run and still unknown. Have a look at the blurry surveillance pics after the jump.

He is described as white, between 38-40 years old, about 5’8″, with a heavy build. He had medium length brown hair and a mustache. He wore prescription glasses, a black necklace, and dark shorts. His tan T-shirt contained a silhouette of someone wearing a hat sideways and holding a microphone with his left hand. Anyone with information is asked to contact Manhattan Beach police Detective Jason Knickerbocker at 310-802-5131. Come on, people! Let’s get this guy corralled before he can ruin another woman’s shopping experience.

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  • Jury

    Great writing job Jaded.

    Too bad she didn't just laugh loudly instead of screaming.

  • …or she could'a went for the bleach. =)

  • Never realized how man stories we had involving Target.

  • It's the new Wal-Mart!

  • Well, if you put yourself in his shoes…Where are you going to go when you need to find a pretty lady to whack off to? Wal-mart? Or Target where all the soccer-moms like to hang out?

  • jus shaking my head

    Story sound like one we've heard before, much? LOL!

  • OnceSilent

    Excellent write up, I needed a gut laugh after a few of the others.

  • guillotinegirl

    Target is not a good place to do a crime. They have their own forensic services, which was originally intended for crimes committed on their own properties. Their labs are so well renowned, they have been used by the Secret Service, ATF, and FBI. Wiki it, if you have doubts.

  • Smiley

    Nothing says NO like a face full of clorox ;o)

  • HotReadingMama

    STOP!!!! I've heard it before!!!!

  • misfirefly

    i work at wally and can tell you from experience the people there will definatly put u off ur feed

  • tikikat

    That's my target where I shop almost every day.. yuck!

  • dadaistic

    Will true love never win?