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Monthly Archives: April 2010

Largo, FL – By all accounts, 73-year-old Theresa Collier appears to be as close to righteous as one can get. According to her husband, she was raised Catholic, attended Catholic Parochial School, has been married to the same man for 52 years and has successfully raised 4 children. And she says she has never been in trouble in her entire life. After her 18-year-old granddaughter, Felicia Collier, got kicked out of Catholic school for telling a nun to fuck off, Theresa invited her over so she could use her computer to study for her online courses. According to Theresa, Felicia didn’t want to complete her assignments last Tuesday and started mouthing off. “She kept repeating the F-word to me, about the whole family. She just went on and on and I just got so upset, I got up and slapped her across the face,” Theresa said. “She grabbed my wrists and I couldn’t get out of it and she let one go and she punched me in the cheek here.” Felicia then did something she couldn’t undo – she called the police on grandma.…

Cleveland, OH – The 15-year-old boy just couldn’t stand to see his brother being abused any longer, so he decided to do something about it. “My little brother is downstairs tied up to a table and he’s trying to get out,” said the young caller to a 911 dispatcher. “Who did this to him?” asked the dispatcher. My mom makes my sister tie him up every night or she gets beat.” When police arrived at the home from where the call originated, sure as shit, there was a kid tied to a coffee table. The boy was hog-tied with duct tape and a shoestring around his neck and feet tied him to the table. His parents, 37-year-old Andreia Huffman and 32-year-old Jason Dunikowski, were sound asleep nearby. After freeing the kid from the table, the responding officers discovered discoloration in the boys hands and feet, indicating he had been tied up for quite some time, and it appeared as if his nose had been broken.  Now that mom and dad were awake, they had some ‘splainin to do.…

Pittsburgh, PA – In court yesterday afternoon, answering to charges of rape, false imprisonment and indecent assault, 34-year-old Robert Polzer had just finished testifying on his own behalf when he just up and lost his shit. Moments after stepping down from the witness stand, Polzer got his hands on a pen and began repeatedly stabbing himself in the neck and chin. Pittsburgh Police Detective Dan Honan was sitting just a few feet from Polzer when he started getting all stabby on himself. “I saw his hands clenched up against his chin. His head went up – I thought he was praying – and then I realized there was something in his hand and he was continually jamming it in his neck,” Honan said. “He turned, looked directly at the victim and said her name and said, ‘I love you. I’m sorry.'” He managed to stab himself several times before being tased and hauled out of the courtroom – the pen still lodged in his neck. One news source claims Polzer managed to drive the pen through his jaw and his Adam’s apple.…

Police: Someone Poisoned Teacher’s Coffee

April 29, 2010 at 1:52 pm by  

NEW BEDFORD, Mass. – Chad Wunschel, 27, is a JV softball coach who was substituting a welding class on Wednesday. At some point he drank some of his iced coffee and began experiencing severe stomach pains. He figured some jackass had put something in his drink – especially after his coffee melted a Styrofoam cup it was poured into. It was at this point that the Greater New Bedford Regional Technical High School teacher was rushed to the hospital. He is expected to recover, but detectives would really like to talk to the person who put the poison in the coffee. They think it was probably acetone – a chemical used to clean metal before it is welded. They have interviewed every student that was in the class so I figure it is only a matter of time before they catch who did it. In my experience, kids have big mouths and a large portion of them are very easy to crack. I particularly liked this blurb from the article from a girl whose friend was detained: “She was very mad because she had nothing to do with it and she had to sit in a room for a very long time.…

High School Student Tased By Resource Officer

April 29, 2010 at 8:34 am by  

MOORESVILLE, NC – Mixed reactions to the events surrounding a 17-year-old girl finding herself on the business end of a deployed Taser. The Charlotte Observer is reporting that on Teusday, 17-year-old Teresa Louise Bova was unable to adequately handle whatever drug she had taken while at Lake Norman High School. Slurred speech and dilated pupils led to the school administrators asking school resource officer, Marsha Sigmon, to escort her out of class and to the office to wait for her mother. But Bova had other plans. After fighting with Sigmon – even getting out of handcuffs that had been placed on her – Bova began running down the hall. Sigmon informed Bova it was in her best interest to stop, which Bova ignored. So Sigmon zapped her. Bova was then placed back in handcuffs but the assistance of a second deputy was needed to subdue Bova who still had some fight left in her. She has been charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. In a surprising move, her mother refused to get her out of jail.…

Indianapolis, IN – Be still my beating heart! I do believe I have found my soul mate, Demonites. I mean, damn! Look at those eyebrows! Dude is the definition of hotness. And when his current girlfriend dumps him for running over her mother, I’m gonna be right there to pick up the pieces of his broken wittle heart. Well, after he get’s out of prison that is. According to authorities, Brent Heitz, 30, was driving his girlfriend’s Ford Taurus, with her in the passenger seat, when he and the woman’s mother got into a heated argument about his choice in radio stations and the volume level of said music. Incensed, Brett allegedly reached into the back seat where Connie Farr was sitting with her husband and attempted to smack and punch her. Offended, Connie said she was just going to walk home. After she and her family exited the vehicle, Brent reportedly put the car in reverse and ran her over – not once, but three times – dragging her under the vehicle before speeding away.…

Clymer, PA – It has been said time and time again that some men will tap absolutely anything with a pulse – some dudes don’t even let the lack of a pulse stand in their way. And I am fully aware that many women are prone to dabblin’ in the doinkage of domesticated pets and assorted barnyard animals. As far as I know, though, they are usually into a particular species. Some women like doing it doggy-style. Literally. Some enjoy a well-hung horse. Hell, I’m sure there is at least one female on this planet who would bed Steven Seagal. (No. It ain’t me). But this is the first time I’ve heard of anyone having relations with a pig. Now, when I see a pig, the first thing that crosses my mind is mmmm…bacon. Not mmmm…nookie. Not because they aren’t as attractive as Rover or Wildfire, mind you, but because of their somewhat freaky anatomy, which we will get in to a bit more after the jump. According to authorities, Dovie Lee Kerner, 47, had not just one of the above, but three!…

LINCOLN, Nebraska – Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially a fat one. A 24-year-old man found this out the other day at a party when an argument with other guests led to him calling 21-year-old Anna Godfrey “fat”. I can only imagine that later on, as the man sat in the hospital missing part of his right ear, that this may not have been a great idea. It is also possible he realized this after Godfrey ran half a block, tackled him and began gnawing it off. Either way, he now requires plastic surgery as the chunk of ear was never found. Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and was still in custody on Wednesday. Am I pulling another Alanis if I think it is ironic that a person upset over being called fat retaliates by trying to eat the person who called them that? …

Midland County, TX- On Monday, Midland County deputies were alerted by CPS after a woman showed up at their office with a cell phone video of her roommate, 29-year old Kristi Michelle Kaulaity. The woman, a 33-year old female, told deputies Kaulaity was intoxicated around 2:30 a.m. last Friday and became impatient with her 1-year old son. The woman said she started video taping Kaulaity with her cell phone because she was concerned for the child. The video showed Kaulaity pushing her son away from her several times before she put him on the couch, grabbed a pillow and covered his face with it while he cried. The woman said when she saw the child’s body go limp and his lips turn blue, she begged Kaulaity to allow her to take the child to the hospital. Kaulaity allegedly replied that if her son went to bed with her (Kaulaity), he would wake up dead. The woman told officers that was when she took the boy from Kaulity and kept him in bed with her throughout the night.…

Dallas, Texas – Police would like your help in tracking down 49-year-old Jose Fernando Corona who they believe removed his wife’s head from her body with the aid of a chainsaw. On Monday, a mail carrier discovered Corona’s wife, Maria, 44, dead in the street near her home. When police arrived on the scene, they found two chainsaws with blood and tissue matter nearby, one of them still running. It has since been reported that the couple had been having marital problems and that neighbors heard chainsaws running shortly before the body was discovered. And before any you try to find comfort that this poor woman may have been attacked with the chainsaws after the mother of six was murdered, it is my sad duty to inform you that was not the case. The Tarrant County Medical Examiner’s office reported the cause of death was “multiple blunt/sharp force chainsaw injuries.” Corona was initially reported to be driving a 2005 gold Toyota Sequoia with Texas license 247-DVH, but police say he is in fact driving a stolen 1992 Ford Ranger truck with Texas license plate number is AA2-4004.…

Two Neighborhood Cats Tortured By Gas Baths

April 28, 2010 at 9:47 am by  

NORTH QUINCY, Mass. – Someone has it out for cats in a Massachusetts neighborhood after two cats had to be put down because of someone pouring gasoline on them. Jill Reamers’ daughter found the family cat, Cocoa, dazed and covered in what appeared to be oil or grease. They tried giving the cat multiple baths, but Cocoa had to be put to sleep three days later after the toxins entered the cat’s nervous system. Meanwhile their neighbor’s cat suffered the same fate. She found Gemini on her porch also covered in fuel. She tried multiple baths as well, but the cat also had to be euthanized due to nervous system damage. The Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is offering a $1,000 reward for information leading to the conviction of the person or persons involved. Look, cats are evil. It’s in the Bible. But what a shitty thing for someone to do. Cannot wait to put ’em on the front page.

Austin,TX- Okay, ladies. I know a lot of you are just bouncing yourselves silly in your chairs over this handsome piece of eye-candy we have for you today (wink), but I need you to calm down and pay attention to the story. After all, this heart-throb is a criminal. Just this last week, a woman reported her car was stolen to Austin police and several uniformed officers stopped by her home to take report of the theft. Not long after, 57-year old Lance Henry Henington arrived by taxi at the woman’s home and told the woman he was, “with them” (meaning the officers). Henington led the woman out to the cab, had her take the driver’s information, and said the cab would provide her with transportation as a Crime Victim’s Service. (It is here that I would be eyeing this man carefully and saying… Okaay?? while my fingers slowly intertwined themselves into the key ring in my pocket to enhance my knuckles. ) After the real officers left, Henington told the woman he was working a drug case and the people who stole her car may be involved.…

Rexburg, ID – Why I’m Going To Hell: Reason #1,635,439,200.5 – I think cat attacks are absofuckinlutely hilarious – even funnier than otter attacks. As a matter of fact, if I ever decide to bring a cat into my home, I’m going to be looking for a real pissed-off cunt of a cat. A cat that will go into attack-mode without reason. I want that little fucker to be all happiness and purrs one second and all vicious and bloodthirsty the next. I don’t want a cat that will hop up on my lap and get in the way of my computer monitor – I want the little asshole to sit in a corner, hissing and growling, just waiting for some unsuspecting human to pass by before angrily latching on to an ankle. And every time my awesome cat attacks, I will be there to capture the goodness on film. In between hysterical bouts of laughter, of course. I only wish the people in this story would have done the same.…

13-yr Old Turned Parents In For Drug Use

April 27, 2010 at 11:00 am by  

Clovis, NM- On April 23, investigators served a search warrant at a residence in Clovis after a 13-year old child reported that their parents were addicted to drugs and using them on a regular basis inside the home. The child claimed the home was a continuous environment of fighting, drinking, and drug abuse and they were scared for their safety and the safety of their siblings. The child also said they had found a bag containing drugs in the house and hid them from the parents. Agents searched the home and found this bag and identified its contents as methamphetamine. They also searched a garbage container behind the house and found a bag containing mail belonging to one of the parents, beer cans, and numerous items used to consume methamphetamine. These items included 33 individual pieces of burned aluminum foil, known as “rails”, and straws which facilitate the ingestion of the drug. All the items contained residue that tested positive for methamphetamine. …

Jumar Henry Took Off His Mother’s Head

April 27, 2010 at 10:18 am by  

Jacksonville,FL- 21-year old Jumar Henry has been charged with the murder of his 43-year old mother, Jennifer Ling after just her body was found by family members in her home Sunday afternoon. I said her just her body was found because Ms. Ling had been decapitated. Her head was found a short time later inside a bag in a field not far from her home. Witnesses reported seeing Jumar Henry carry that bag away from the house. Henry, along with other family members, were taken to the sheriff’s office for questioning, but when Henry learned he was not to leave, he attempted to break out of the homicide office and had to be restrained. Henry’s resistance resulted in an additional charge of battery on a law enforcement officer. He is being held without bond. Police believe the homicide occurred during an altercation and the murder weapon was a knife Henry found in the house. After the brutal murder, Henry went to visit his father and then went to church. When people in the church noticed scratches on his face and blood under his fingernails, they called police.…

Cape Coral, FL- Honestly, I am not picking on Florida today. Morbid is still hung over from his late night partying at the local drag-queen palace and Jaded is still being questioned by police about a letter David Hasselhoff received in the mail that was titled, “10 Things I Want To Do To You With A Can Of Cheez-Whiz”. So, I am just getting a couple short ones up for now. Officers were contacted this last Saturday by the Department of Children and Families concerning a possible child abuse case. A detective went to the home of 32-year old Albert Solomon Griffin and spoke with his wife who is the stepmother to his 6-year old child. The stepmother said that the child received a spanking by Griffin earlier in the week after the child lied about brushing their teeth. Griffin removed his belt and struck the child numerous times causing large bruising on the child’s legs, upper thighs, buttocks, both arms and forearms, and the torso and back areas. Albert Solomon Griffin was charged with child abuse.…

Bradenton,FL- This lovely creature who seems to be very pleased with herself is 54-year old Linda V. Johnson. Around midnight last Wednesday, a man’s 7-year-old child noticed Johnson outside a window of their home. When the man went outside to confront Johnson, he discovered that she had her pants down and was trying to hide in some bushes near the home. Johnson then left the property and the man followed her. This displeased Johnson and she then stopped, approached the man, and punched him twice in the face. The man held Johnson on the ground until police arrived on scene. Linda Johnson was arrested on a battery charge and was held on a $750 bond. Court records show Johnson was also arrested last month on charges of battery on a law enforcement officer and obstruction. Wow! She has looks, personality, and the impulsiveness to drop trou when the need arises! And here some say Florida is one of the worst states to live in. *eye-roll*…


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