Lancaster, California – Last Saturday, a man was trying to enjoy a film at the Cinemark 22 but was having problems doing so because a woman behind him was using her cell phone. Reports do not say in what manner the man requested she turn off her phone, but regardless, her boyfriend became quite upset. He and another man attacked the person who requested the woman shut the fuck up, one of them stabbing the requester in the neck with a meat thermometer. He was taken to the hospital and is expected to recover, two other people who tried to intervene were also injured so this sounds like it was quite the spectacle. As crazy as this story is, my only question is why anyone would be carrying a meat thermometer around. I’m guessing the attacker is a cook or mechanic. Sheriff’s officials would like some help apprehending these people. The attackers were black males, one wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey, the other dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt. Call the Lancaster sheriff’s station at (661) 948-8466 if you have any info.
I still remember last Mother’s Day when I was at the theater watching a film and some lady kept talking on her cell phone. I turned to her and said, “Look you stupid bitch, I paid good money to see this movie and I do not particularly like hearing you jabbing on the phone all the way through it!” My mom was pretty upset with me talking to her that way, but hey it was “Star Trek” for God’s sake.