Crash Caused By Woman Shaving Her Vagina While Driving

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Crash Caused By Woman Shaving Her Vagina While Driving
March 8, 2010 by Morbid

Cudjoe Key, Florida - I have always wanted to use that headline. Never really thought I would get to, but thanks to 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes I get to cross something off my list. Police say that she was driving to meet her boyfriend and wanted to make sure her vagina didn’t look like a panting dog, so she got her former husband to hold the steering wheel while she shaved her bikini line. This resulted in the pair running into the back of a pickup truck whose two passengers receiving minor injuries. Barnes was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, driving with no insurance, and of leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries. Yes, a revoked license. See, the day before Barnes had lost her license for five years because of drunk driving. She faces up to a year in jail. Traffic cop Gary Dunick said: “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. Nothing will ever beat this.”

Tags: bikini line, Florida, Megan Barnes, shaving, Stupidity, traffic accident, wreck

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laceeloo

LMAO!!! 1...couldn't imagine what happened to her (down there) when they hit the car! hahaha 2....did she have like a cup of water and some lather also??? Couldn't imagine a dry shave or maybe it was an electric?? hahaha 3....Love that the ex was steering he prolly hit the car cuz he was staring at her shaving!!
Hello_Polar

let me guess, her only injury was a cut lip. ha ha :)
credence

And no rinse? Did she think that would be some good eats?
gmeitner

REALLY..................?
Meh

Yeah except she wasn't shaving her vagina, which is INTERNAL. Retard.
Labia, maybe. Bikini line, definitely plausible. Vagina, NO.
Anything for the headline though.
Morbid

We would have went with "Shaving Her Pussy" but then I guess even then some morons would come in here pointing out that she did not shave a cat. But please, I do hope you take the same amount of time you took to post here pointing out that a perfectly acceptable phrase is medically incorrect to correct people using the term "shaving your vagina, hairy vagina" and make sure they are properly educated.

Did the rest of you know that when I say I need to shave my face, I actually only mean the parts that have hair on it? I bet you didn't!
Parrot Toes (kathybird)

But if it were titled "Shaving Her Pussy", does that mean she would have been featured with the 2 teens who abused their cat and posted the video to YouTube? They shaved their pussy.........
Eracsurfer

Along these lines... The last time I went to get a haircut... GASP... They cut them ALL!
Eracsurfer

Apparently "Meh" is in the running for the ARDY award! (Anal Retentive Douchebag of the Year)

I love how concerned you are about the correctness of a headline over the fact that someone caused an accident while performing "personal grooming". Dumbass.
V.XIII

This bitch needs to vajazzle her face, if even that could make it look better...
lisaznola

Usually the stories on DD make me cringe, ill, pissed off and or just disgusted to share the term "human" with the people written about.
But every once in a while........
This one did make me cringe, I admit, but only as I laughed my ass off!

GREAT title, btw!
boughtthefarm

OMG this is unbelievable! And to think the twit actually admitted this shit to the cops. Unfuckingbelievable!
Fantastic_MT

Funniest headline ever!
Morbid

Well, according to Wet Blanket, it is also medically incorrect! Woot!
Dee

Evidently you don't know what a vagina is. Tip: it doesn't grow hair.
Morbid

Yeah, I have no clue what a vagina is. The term "shave your pussy" has never in history been used to describe shaving pubic hair. Roll Fucking Eyes.

You wouldn't happen to be the same person who came in here explaining that you cannot be stabbed by a stiletto, but rather a stiletto heel? :P
Dee

Yeah, and pussy refers to the whole deal. Vagina doesn't. Why not say a man got busted for driving while shaving his penis? It would be equally stupid.
Morbid

Would it be as stupid as you coming in here hyping on a stupid ass title? I would say no, no it would not be. As was pointed out below, I guess you also act like an anally retentive bitch when someone states they need to shave their face.

Dude: Man, I gotta shave my face
Dee the Wet Blanket: Uh, no you don't RETARD! That would mean you are going to shave your lips, your eyes and even your nose! What a dolt! Har! Har! You don't even know what a FACE is!
Dude: ...

People like you are such a wet blanket. Lighten up, Frances...it's just a stupid title on a stupid story about a stupid person. It's not TIME for God's sake. :P
malq

This made me laugh and i had to bump it.

Bump
arallyn

I support this bump, inasmuch as it's reminded me of this article. Because this article and that lady is amazing.
Parrot Toes (kathybird)

Maybe Dee's jealous because she shaves her vajaja....sorry, I mean the areas surrounding her vajaja.....while driving and has never had herself or her vajaja poked....I mean featured on Dreamin' Demon.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go cook supper. I'm boiling some 6 inch long assorted meat rolls and mixing various vegetables together. I would have said I'm having some hot dogs and tossed salad for supper but I wouldn't want people to think I eat "sexy' puppies and abuse my vegies now would I? *wink wink*@Dee
TwiztidAngel

just so you know...that dee is not me...im over here lol
defenestratethis

Wow. This beats the hell out of the time I saw a woman applying mascara via her rear view mirror while driving on the freeway..
bef

I wonder if she was going to vajazzle it next.
melb1970

LMAO- wrong on so many levels. Trying to shave your cooch while driving- shaving it dry?
OMG this is just funmy
Jaded

It's the whole dry shavin' thing that had me cringing. o_0
Scavengerofhumansorrow

Florida should be sposored by Morbid, as he seems to be hell bent on exposing their redneck skeletons. I vote Yay!
Harley_Tech

I wonder if she was texting at the same time.

Who carries a razor around when going to visit their BF? Is he worried about 5-o'clock shadow? Has she got a chia-pussy?

R
wishfulsinful

I am way too hungover for this mugshot and this headline....dry shave + moving vehicle= RIP clitoris
Scavengerofhumansorrow

Wonder what the Scene of the Accident photos look like...
Morbid

This makes my highway jack-off sessions seem less dumb.
Anna Hall Grillot

That is so wrong...Why not at home, in the privacy of the bathroom? If not that, then why not let the X drive?
jus shaking my head

Wow! Explain that to your boyfriend! ROFL!
azulluna

She should be more concerned with her nasty ass roots than her vajagal hair
malq

Morbid said
"I have always wanted to use that headline. Never really thought I would get to, but thanks to 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes I get to cross something off my list."

I suspect you have been in several headlines with the word vagina in it irl.
malq

My evagination just went wild.
Please don't let the carpet match the drapes. You couldn't even make that shit up. LOL at exhusband having to hold the wheel while she grooms Sasquatch on the way to see the BF
Dakota Valkyrie

I wouldn't shove a razor up there - no matter how hairy it was. Yeah, I know it was the bikini zone, but the title makes me cringe in a not good way.
FlamingFox

She looks 50 and masculine. I don't even want to imagine her (most likely now) nicked-up nether regions. It had to be one hairy ride for the ex.
62julietandvoid

Who in the hell shaves their VAGINA. Lips...
Malacoda

A surprisingly high number of women shave their vagoo. A lot of em wax it even. Always nice landing on clear asphalt.
Eracsurfer

Ok... so let me get this straight... she's shaving her cooter, while she was with her ex-husband... driving to meet her current boyfriend?

Is it me, or does this sound like a plot line for the Springer show?
Parrot Toes (kathybird)

Definitely Springer material. I'd pay to go watch stupid get her ass kicked by her ex husbands stripper bitch (who is probably also her current boyfriends sugamamma).
Morbid

Just sounds like Florida to me.
HotReadingMama

Oh come on! I live in FL. We are not all assholes.....I only shave when stopped at a red light.

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