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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla – Whenever I’m having one of those days where everyone’s on my case from my teacher all the way down to my best girlfriend, I just check out news from Florida. You can always be guaranteed a laugh or two. For example, Stefanie Vargas, 19, and her 13-year-old partner in crime, Kristian Amezquita who were recently arrested and charged with burglary to a conveyance. They broke into a car and while inside it, inadvertently called 911. So for about 6 minutes dispatchers got to listen to the two as they looted the vehicle and argued over what to steal. They also listened to words of wisdom such as “You got to break the SIM card. Take that SIM card out. They can trace it. If there’s nothing there, leave it. Trust me, God always works in mysterious ways. If you be greedy, that’s when you get caught up, alright?” The pair had no clue that police where on their way so when officers arrived to arrest them, the two idiots still had the stolen items in their hands. You can listen to the call by clicking here. Check out the video after the jump, and meet the boy and his mother.

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