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It Puts The Lotion…In Its Pants?

February 5, 2010 at 10:36 am by  

Framingham, MA – Chamil Guadarrama popped into the Eastfield Mall Bath and Body Works Wednesday evening to do a little shopping. On his shopping list? Lotion. And LOTS of it. And by LOTS, I mean about 75 bottles. And he was determined to get that stuff at a discount. A five-finger-discount. A store clerk alerted mall security after spotting Chamil slipping the 8-ounce glass bottles of lotion through his zipper and into his pants. The inventive little scamp had tied string around the legs of his pants to keep all the lotion in. Genius! When Chamil spotted the mall cops and realized they were on to him, the chase was on! Unfortunately for Chamil, the sheer bulk of the lotion bottles made it damn near impossible to run, so the chase didn’t last long. Once he was apprehended and turned over to the police, Chamil had another problem – his pants were so full he couldn’t bend over to get in the patrol car until some of the lotion was removed. Also, due to his brisk, yet complicated, jog through the mall, his legs were extremely chafed. Chamil, 30, pleaded innocent at his district court arraignment and was released on his own recognizance. The value of the pilfered lotion was a hefty $787.50. On another note, Chamil’s mugshot also appears on the Dru Sjodin National Sex Offender Website – he’s a Level 3 offender.

Yep - that's a lotta lotion!

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  • malq

    LOL That's 5 gallons of lotion. he was gonna get busy!
    I am so glad this brought attention to his pedo -prob as well.
    5 gallons…..I hope it was least a weeks supply

  • Bath and Body Works

    Ooooh- I see Japanese Blossom! That reminds me…

    Chamil, baby…I told you not to worry about gettting me anything for Valentine's. C'mon boo.

  • Deja

    LOL – Love the headline!!

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    *reads story*

    *looks at bottle of B&BW lotion on her desk*

    *laughs hysterically*

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Japanese Cherry Blossom? That stuff is sex in a bottle.

  • Lizzy

    My gosh…..they are always having sales….I just purchased 7 bottles of lotion and 5 sprays all for under 3.00 each….come on

  • defenestratethis

    LOL..whoa, that a LOT of lotion!! Must have been his favorite..

  • Abroad

    Does his fence only take bulk deliveries or something?

  • Wassabi Crabcakes

    Sex offenders and their ingenuity

  • backlash

    This guy's fivehead is bothering me.