Greater Manchester - Detectives in Bury are searching for a man accused of smearing animal semen on teen-age girls in the area. Yes, you read that correctly. Animal semen. At least six separate smearing incidents have been reported – the first one in November, and the last one just last week. The first victim, a 14-year-old girl, reported that on November 13th, she was followed down a passageway by a strange man who asked her the time while standing uncomfortably close to her. When she arrived home, she noticed a sticky substance on the back of her tights – it was later determined that the substance was animal semen. The animal/s from which the semen was milked hasn’t been reported. The next incident was on December 7th. In that case, a 15-year-old girl reported feeling liquid on the back of her tights after a man approached her from behind. That same day, another 15-year-old girl was smeared. WTF? Does dude carry the shit around in a gallon jug, or what? And how in the hell did he amass such a large amount in the first place? That’s what I’d like to know…kinda. Ok, not really.
On December 17th, a 14-year-old girl was with her mother when a man bumped into her and smeared something on her ass. The next day, two 13-year-old girls were followed. On January 25th, a man approached two girls, ages 15 and 16, and asked for the time. When he departed, one of the girls noticed a liquid dripping from her skirt. *gag* In each incident the offender was described as a white man, 25-35 years old, carrying a bag. On a couple of occasions, he was wearing a hat, possibly with ear-flaps. “None of the victims was physically harmed in any way,” said Detective Inspector Lynne Vernon. “But this is still a disgusting act and the person responsible must be caught. I’d ask people to take a good look at this image and if you know anything about this man, please contact us.” Detective Vernon also mentioned that the creepy fuck “isn’t necessarily connected to all of the incidents,” but they would like to talk to him anyway. Recognize him?
Many thanks to my Twittering tipster, Pippsta.Tags: United Kingdom, Weird News