Lorain, OH – With a landlord like Ivan Rak, the idea of sleeping in a refrigerator box behind a dumpster seems not only doable, but enjoyable. According to authorities, Rak’s 37-year-old tenant/victim tells a tale just loaded with ick and WTF. This isn’t a one-time issue with the pervy weirdo, there have been several strange incidents since November. For instance, the woman says she returned home one day to find that someone had drawn her a bath. Rak, on numerous occasions, has left behind little gifts like condoms and lingerie. (Whether the items had been *gag* used or not hasn’t been reported). On another occasion, Rak left a suitcase filled with his clothing in the woman’s house – he later called and asked where he should put said clothing, to which the woman answered, “At your house.” Just last month, she arrived home to find a nearly nude Rak laying in a sleeping bag on her couch. How the woman let that shit slide for so long is way beyond my comprehension. Especially after seeing that all nekkid and stuff.
It all came to a head last week when the victim discovered that Rak had once again entered her home. This time, he had the electricity shut off, had boxed up all of her clothing (sans undergarments) and told her she had to move out by Tuesday. Aside from the missing frillies, the woman was also missing a camera from her belongings. She finally decided to get the law involved – and while sharing the above information with the police, she trembled, cried uncontrollably, and vomited. I’m pretty sure the whole vomiting thing stems from getting an eyeful of Rak’s man parts – makes me feel a little queasy just thinking about it. Ivan Rak, 45, was hauled to jail and charged with menacing and petty theft. After pleading not guilty to menacing, Rak signed a protection order agreeing to stay away from the woman. He did indicate that he had no idea the woman was going to come home the night he was sleeping on her couch. The woman says she’s looking for another place to stay.Tags: Crime, landlord, Lorain, menacing, Mugshot, naked, Ohio, pervert, petty theft