Teen Girl Killed Newborn By Shoving Rock Down Baby's ThroatTexas Woman Arrested After Fatally Shooting Her Two DaughtersMan Accused Of Raping, Murdering His 9-Month-Old DaughterParents Charged After Their Dead Baby Found Rotting In Baby SwingElderly Man Killed Himself With Chainsaw After Attacking His Wife With HatchetBoy Fatally Stabbed Himself As His Mother Beat Him With Extension CordMan Used Kik Messaging App To Share Child Porn Of His 1-Year-Old StepdaughterMan Accused Of Severely Beating Toddler Because She Interrupted Video GameMan Fatally Shot Wife In Front Of Their Children At Indoor Play CenterMan Beat 4-Month-Old Daughter To Death Because She Was Crying

Monthly Archives: February 2010

NORWOOD, Pa – Who’d have thought that in one week, we would have FIVE teenaged girls die by train. Three girls died when they were unable to outrun a train on a trestle in Florida. But the deaths of Gina Gentile, 16, and Vanessa Dorwart, 15, may not have been an accident at all. Police say their deaths were the result of a suicide pact made between them and some other girls. They were all supposed to meet at the Norwood train station Thursday morning and end their lives. How many girls were a part of this pact is not known, but what is known is that Gentile, Dorwart and Kelly Cashwell left school that morning and were seen arguing on the train platform, one of them talking on a cell phone moments before their deaths. At around 10:30 a.m., a train traveling from Boston to Washington, D.C. hit the two 10th-graders killing them both as they stood on the tracks. Both of their cell phones were found on the scene intact and are currently in the hands of forensics.…

Brandie Gilley Is A Dumb Drunk

February 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm by  

Crestview, FL – Some people *coughmecough* tend to get diarrhea of the mouth when inebriated. It was just a couple months ago that I got slightly shit-faced and started running my mouth in the wrong company – I said some shit that was better left unsaid and I have yet to live it down. But unlike Brandie Gilley, the shit I let slip didn’t land my booty in the hoosegow. According to the arrest report, on or around December 11th, Brandie, 22, entered the bedroom of a sleeping 15-year-old boy. She allegedly pulled the boys boxers down and performed oral sex on him before finishing him off with intercourse. When the dirty deed was over, Brandie told the boy not to mention it to anyone because they would both get in trouble. Well, the kid didn’t say squat. Brandie, however, got a little loose-lipped with the kid’s mom some time later. While intoxicated, Brandie told the boy’s mother what went down in the boy’s room that night in December.…

Memphis, Tennessee – We just had a story about a mother showing up at school and causing havoc, now we have another. Toni Price, 32, was not happy when she learned that her daughter had a spitting fight with another 2nd-grader at Riverview Elementary School. So she did what any responsible parent does in that situation and called the school to see if she could arrange some sort of sit down with school officials and the other kid’s parents. Yeah, right. Not on this site. What Price actually did was to drink  a 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45 and then show up at the school with a sword. A school staff member ended up reporting that a drunk woman was armed with a sword and running through the halls of the school.  She also added that Price threatened to cut her. Police showed up shortly after and retrieved a cane with a long, hidden blade. They charged Price with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property. Her mother said she did not think that her daughter was there to hurt anyone, and that the weapon was one she used to fend of pit bulls in the neighborhood.…

Mental health specialists say that Erik McDonald, 38, suffers from schizophrenia but that even so, he knows right from wrong. This includes when voices tell him to do stupid shit. The other night, the voices reportedly told him he needed to take a trip to a neighbor’s house, break in and molest a 2-year-old girl sleeping on the couch. Erik proceeded to do exactly what the voices told him to. Unfortunately for Erik, the voices didn’t tell him what to do when the girl’s aunt woke up and caught him in the act. The aunt walked into the living room and found Erik with his pants and underwear around his ankles and her neice’s pajamas removed. She asked what the hell he was doing, and Erik replied that he was trying to be the girl’s boyfriend. Erik needs new voices because that was a terrible answer. Family members detained Erik with a machete while beating the ever-living pedophile out of him. “We was picking up bats, brooms, metal broomsticks, busting flower pots on his head trying to do anything we could to knock him out.…

The Walking Dead #69 Review

February 26, 2010 at 9:51 am by  

If you have been following Robert Kirkman’s zombie apocalypse epic The Walking Dead, then you already know. This book is not only the most brutal account of the dead returning to life ever told, it is also the most realistic. And I use the term “brutal” cautiously. Don’t misunderstand – The Walking Dead is chock full of good ol’ fashioned zombie killin’. Heads roll and guts spill on a regular in this story. But the real brutality of this wonderful little book is in what transpires within the mind of a survivor. Never before, on any medium, has a zombie survival story properly conveyed what would really happen to characters who are witness to such macabre acts of violence and destruction of human life on a daily basis. Issue #69 has our survivors finally making it to Washington, but will things get better…or worse?…

Zin Zhang Tried To Drown The Baby’s Cries

February 26, 2010 at 4:56 am by  

Houston, TX – Zin Zhang had a sick and fussy 4-month-old infant on her hands. As any good parent would do, Zin had the child seen by a doctor – medication was prescribed and she and the baby were sent on their way. After returning home from the pharmacy, Zin tried feeding the cranky baby. No dice…the kid was still screaming. Zin’s father took over for a spell. He managed to quiet the child, get it fed and down to sleep before taking a nap himself. While grandpa was sleeping, the baby awoke and began screaming all over again. Though Zin tried walking the baby, she just couldn’t get the infant calmed down – until she stuck it in a bucket of water, that is. Yes, authorities believe that Zin intentionally tried to drown her child in a 5-gallon bucket of water. The child is now on life support and Zin, 34, is facing one count of injury to a child. Where do these people come up with this shit? She obviously had someone else in the household she could turn to before she completely lost her damn mind.…

ALAMANCE COUNTY, N.C. – We had a kid blowing himself up in the home of his stoner parents the other day, today we got a kid setting himself in the home of his stoner parents. In this case, a 2-year-old boy used a lighter to set his clothes on fire. When police arrived at the home of Wesley Kieth Faucette, 30, and Shannon Gaddy Faucette, 28, they found the boy suffering from third-degree burns on the upper portion of his body. They also found marijuana and drug paraphernalia on a night stand. The couple have been charged with negligent child abuse and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia while their son was taken to UNC Hospital Burn Center in Chapel Hill. I am very familiar with this place. They took great care of one of my relatives a while back and the boy is in good hands. But as anyone who has spent time in a burn unit as a visitor, they are as much an eye-opener as they can be a nightmare inducer.…

Australia – After the jump you will see a short but disturbing scene captured by CCTV outside of a Palmerston bus station. Police say it is a video of a drunk, angry woman arguing with her partner before throwing her 10-month-old son on to the sidewalk. The 21-year-old mother says she was drunk and angry with her boyfriend for getting on a bus without her, but that she accidentally dropped the baby. She was in court last Friday where she pleaded not guilty to reckless endangerment and assault. Personally, I think she tossed the kid. Mostly because immediately after she picks the kid off the ground, it looks like she is about to do it again before the other man in the video is seen wrestling the baby away from her. You be the judge. …

In this episode of LOST’s final season, lines continue to be drawn as the island heads into the mysterious and long alluded-to “war.” Hurley (Jorge Garcia) is visited yet again by the ghost of Jacob (Mark Pellegrino) and given further instructions. This time, Jack (Matthew Fox) is summoned as well. However, the good doctor has reached the end of his rope and is exhausted by mystery, perhaps as much as LOST’s entire audience. Meanwhile, we peek back in on Claire (Emelie De Ravin) and are given a few more clues regarding the cryptic “infection.” In the alternate reality, further differences are revealed between the original timeline and the new timeline. Jack is now the father of a moody tween and after meeting Dogen (Hiro Sanada), it continues to appear as though the island has held no sway whatsoever in this new reality. From here on in…BEWARE THE SPOILERS!!!…

When you are young, sometimes tragedies strike you in a deeper place than when you are an adult. However, the impact can stick with you well into your adulthood. Whether or not the tragedy happens to you or is a news story, it can place itself deep in your psyche. If you are a creative person, they might manifest themselves into your work at some point. Such was the case with Morrissey when he wrote “Suffer Little Children” for The Smiths 1984 self-titled debut. The song tells the story of the Moors Murders that took place in Manchester, England between 1963 and 1965 during Morrissey’s youth. Children only a few years older than Morrissey were raped and then murdered by a pair of swastika-crossed lovers, and he couldn’t help but be shaken by this the entirety of his life as it happened proverbially in his backyard.…

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla – Whenever I’m having one of those days where everyone’s on my case from my teacher all the way down to my best girlfriend, I just check out news from Florida. You can always be guaranteed a laugh or two. For example, Stefanie Vargas, 19, and her 13-year-old partner in crime, Kristian Amezquita who were recently arrested and charged with burglary to a conveyance. They broke into a car and while inside it, inadvertently called 911. So for about 6 minutes dispatchers got to listen to the two as they looted the vehicle and argued over what to steal. They also listened to words of wisdom such as “You got to break the SIM card. Take that SIM card out. They can trace it. If there’s nothing there, leave it. Trust me, God always works in mysterious ways. If you be greedy, that’s when you get caught up, alright?” The pair had no clue that police where on their way so when officers arrived to arrest them, the two idiots still had the stolen items in their hands.…

KILLINGLY, Conn. – Michelle Kasseris won’t be winning any Mother of the Year Awards after being arrested on Monday for leaving her 11-year-old daughter at home alone while she took a trip to Florida. A neighbor’s son told them that the girl was home alone while her mother went to Florida to see her boyfriend. The parents immediately contacted officials at Killingly Intermediate School on Feb 17th. The police were contacted after the school found that the girl was absent. Police found the girl home where she had been living alone for about a week, the only food left for her consisting of cookies and ice cream. Police reached Kasseris by phone who informed officers she would not be back until the 19th. The Department of Children and Families is now involved and court documents reveal that Kasseris may have been leaving the girl home alone for several years. Her daughter is now with her father in New York.…

Teresa Cottingham Is Better Than A Man

February 24, 2010 at 10:33 am by  

UK – 35-year-old Teresa Cottingham got some jail time for sexually assaulting a female in a room at the Premier Inn last year. After drinking with the victim and others at a nearby pub, the victim and Cottingham went back to their twin room where the very intoxicated Cottingham beganputting on the moves. She started by asking the victim to make her some tea. Cottingham, liking what she was seeing, began grabbing the woman’s waistband and tried to pull her onto the bed. The younger woman told Cottingham that she was going to regret her actions in the morning, but Cottingham retorted “You know you want it, you’ve been parading your ass in front of me.” That’s when Cottingham used a karate move to flip the victim on to the bed and coincidentally, when my erection started.…

Urine Trouble, Heather Proffitt!

February 24, 2010 at 4:40 am by  

Jacksonville, AR – Heather Proffitt was on a mission – she needed to find some pee. Not just any pee, she needed a cup of clean, drug-free pee. Where better to search than an elementary school? On Wednesday morning, after having breakfast with her step-daughter at Jacksonville Elementary School, Proffitt allegedly entered the school restroom and asked several children, some as young as six, to urinate in a cup for her. The children later told police that Proffitt was literally begging. According to the police report, after several students rejected her, Proffitt approached a second grader and told her “it will be our little secret.” She was able to secure a clean sample from at least one child. The police were contacted after students notified a teacher about the crazy lady hanging out in the bathroom with a cup. Principal Sonya Whitfield says Proffitt used to work in the cafeteria so she’s not a stranger to students. “We try to plan for everything,” she said. “But there are just those things you don’t expect.” No shit, huh?…

Today’s Special: Tube Steak

February 24, 2010 at 3:47 am by  

Louisville, CO – A woman was grocery shopping at the Safeway on South Boulder Road with her infant last month, when she approached the meat counter. The helpful young chap behind the counter asked her, “Are you finding everything all right?” Out of the corner of her eye, from behind a glass door, she noticed an odd motion. What’s this? The helpful young man behind the meat counter had a wiener in his hand. Not one of those wieners made from pig snouts and chicken butt, mind you, but a wiener of the veined variety. Why, the studly lad was stroganoff while speaking to her! No. Way. The flustered woman looked away momentarily and the chap slid his beaten beef back into it’s package. She glanced over at the meat counter one more time, and dammit, there he was fappin’ his foie gras. Fed up with butcher boy’s public and extremely skeevy display of affection, the woman stormed off in search of a store manager. When confronted by police, Nicholas Lorenzo (aka Mr.…

Christina Fields Broke Her Baby. A Lot.

February 23, 2010 at 9:15 am by  

Omaha, NE – Last Thursday, Christina Fields took her 2-month-old son in for a well baby check-up. During the examination, the doctor felt a lump on the child’s ribcage and ordered x-rays  – it was then discovered that the boy was suffering from multiple rib fractures – 13 of them, all in various stages of healing. The doctor told police that it appeared as if the child had been shaken while being held around the midsection. During questioning, Christina admitted to being frustrated with the infant on several occasions, but denied doing anything more to the child than just squeezing his tiny baby body. Investigators believe the abuse had been doled out over the last four weeks. The child was placed in protective custody and his mother in police custody. Christina, 20, has been charged with felony child abuse and neglect. Bond was set at $10,000. I remember dealing with a single cracked rib some time ago, and I gotta tell ya, it hurt like no other pain I’ve ever experienced!…

James Myers III Accused Of Raping Child

February 23, 2010 at 6:38 am by  

Council Bluffs, IA – James Myers III was arrested two weeks ago after a lengthy investigation into sexual abuse allegations against him. It is alleged that on three separate occasions in the summer of ’09, Myers raped a 5-year-old girl. Though his exact relationship to the child is unknown, it has been reported that he had known her for at least a few years. Because the young victim can remember specific and vivid details and because her story has remained consistent, prosecutors have decided to move forward with the case. The investigation began in October after another child witnessed one of the incidents and reported it to an adult. And because Myers would often tape the child’s hands together in order to better control her, he is looking at kidnapping charges, and under Iowa state law, a conviction would result in a life sentence without the possibility of parole. On top of the kidnapping charge, Myers, 27, is also being charged with 11 counts of sexual abuse of a child.…


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