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Man Attacks Grocery Store Manager Over Price Of Crab Cakes

January 28, 2010 at 10:39 am by  

SANDUSKY, Ohio – Police say that 61-year-old Ralph Barr got really upset over the fact that his crab cakes rung up wrong at a Kroger grocery store. The grocery store manager admitted that the crab cakes were incorrectly priced and tried to resolve the error by offering the first pound at a discount, but the rest at the regular price. That’s when Barr allegedly punched the store manager five or six times, head-butted him and then spit in his face. The store manager retaliated by hitting Barr in the face with a price gun. Barr was arrested and charged with assault and criminal damaging. He has been released from jail, but has been banned from the Kroger store. The first person who makes a way-too-easy joke about Barr being crabby gets a throat punch.

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    • mammsweets

      I'd make a crabby joke just to watch you KARATEEEEEE CHOP! someone in the trachea.

    • Scarlett62

      Squidward wouldn't have taken it nearly as well as this store manager!!! He would have had Mr. Crabbs on that customer's ass right now!! Sheesh, everyone knows crabby patties are worth ANY price you have to pay!

    • msolsen05

      Hit me in the throat then….couldnt help myself. Good lord he looks like he sucked a lemon!

    • angela

      The manager should have given them to him at the discounted price…if it was Krogers fault. Maybe next time he'll rethink trying to screw the Mr. crabby paddy. LOL

    • MadeaBecBec

      Kroger must've stolen his teef, too!!

    • EveryVillainIsLemons

      As cliche as it sounds, he looks like the poster child for “You Are What You Eat”…or maybe “You Are What You Want To Eat.”

    • albruno3

      Well it should be more than even now, I mean after the manager hit him the guy had a price on his head!

    • granny-g

      I have no clue why I find this so freakin funny!!!
      I just have this mental picture of these two older men goin' at it over
      a package of crabby patties. The little gummy ones.