Polk County, FL – I know that old saying about not judging a book by it’s cover and all that other happy horseshit, but really – would you allow this man to watch over your spawn? Personally, I wouldn’t let the fucker watch over my houseplants and they aren’t even real! Unfortunately, someone did grant Daryl McClelland access to their most precious of commodities, and now Daryl is facing a whopping 75 charges that range from molestation to sexual battery on a child by contact with bodily fluids. Daryl, 55, is accused of molesting a 4-year-old child he babysat for between 2008 and 2009 and the oily bastid has the pictures and film to prove it. Authorities believe Daryl did a helluva job grooming the child’s parents and convinced them to allow him to babysit rather than put their trust in the strangers who run childcare facilities. Initially identified as a suspect in a child porn investigation, authorities searched Daryl’s mobile home on FridayFriday reviews and discovered a veritable treasure trove of kiddy porn – 180 still photos of children left in his care and at least 32 movies in which Daryl had filmed himself molesting the 4-year-old.

Daryl admitted to sexually abusing the child and told detectives that he chose that particular girl because she was too young to tell on him. Once the kid got old enough to possibly tattle on him, he stopped. When asked if he regretted his pervy actions, Daryl replied the the child was very young and won’t remember a thing. Though he has no prior convictions, Daryl admitted to detectives he was just 12-years-old the first time he molested a child. Something tells me that his most recent victim is just one in a horrifically long line of victims. Nasty fucker. Here’s a run-down on his charges: 60 counts of possession of child pornography; 1 count of accessing a computer without authority; 8 counts of sexual battery on a victim under the age of 12; 5 counts of lewd molestation; 1 count of battery on a child by contact with bodily fluids. He sits behind bars without bail. The investigation is ongoing and additional charges are pending. Detectives are still trying to identify the other children whose images were found on Daryl’s computer.