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Lawrence Horowitz Is In Touch With His Feminine Side

January 26, 2010 by Jaded  

Filed under: Crime, Domestic Violence 

Lawrence Horowitz Is In Touch With His Feminine Side

Fort Myers, FL - After an evening of dinner and drinks with friends, Lawrence Horowitz and his girlfriend of three years ended the night at her place. While she was tending to something in the kitchen, Lawrence slipped away to slip into something a bit more comfortable – her nightgown. When he entered the kitchen wearing her nightie, her first thought was that he was trying to be funny. She then noted the “strange look on his face.” When she made a comment about the nightgown, all hell broke loose. Lawrence allegedly attacked her, ripping off the nightgown she was wearing, injuring her shoulder in the process. When she tried to get away from him, he threw her to the ground and sat on her. She managed to get out from underneath him and escape to her bedroom, locking the door behind her. Lawrence, right on her heels, forced the door open and inadvertently bashed her in the face with it causing a gash above her eye. At that point, Lawrence allegedly unplugged the phones in the house, took her car keys and fled. When questioned, Lawrence denied most the abuse. He did admit they had argued and he forced open the door, but didn’t know she was behind it. Oh yeah, and he supposedly gave her a Band Aid and some ice before he left. Nice guy. He was charged with domestic battery and has already been released on $3,000 bond.

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Comments

  • Trin
    Where did all the cracked people come from? And for such a boringly regular story...ugly loser bashes girlfriend? Is it the cross dressing angle that attracts them?

    Weird shit.
  • granny-g
    Rules for date night with this guy.
    Never wear a gown that is prettier than his!
  • xena2010
    Hello people....don't believe everything you read in the media. Isn't it funny how the story fails to emphasize the fact that the girl happened to be just as drunk. There are always two sides to the story...unfortunately...the media is the one that people seem to go with. Remember the word "allegedly" and also she was with him for 3 years. She seems like a whack job herself. She needs help as well. Where in the heck was her mug shot?
  • rikkijacks
  • tamponical222
    She looks like looks like someone you might want to punch while wearing her underwear. She also looks like someone who might be able to wear Mr. Horrowitz's underwear...while he punches her.
  • LHorowitzWearsNighites
    Is that the girlfriend? She's beautiful.
  • Guest
    I think I dated her....
  • goople
    The facts of the case are this: Mr. Lawrence Horowitz wears women's lingerie. Mr. Lawrence Horowitz sits on women.& punches them. Mr. Lawrence Horowitz sits on, and punches women while wearing their lingerie. Now, Mr. Horowitz, is gonna try to pull off a little magic act, he's gonna try a little misdirection. He's going to astonish you with stories of rituals and dazzle you with official sounding terms like Gender Disguise. He might even cut into a few drag queens for you. He'll have no evidence, mind you, none. But it's gonna be entertaining. When we get to the end, all the magic in the world will not have been able to divert your attention from the fact that Lawrence Horowitz wears lingerie and Lawrence Horowitz punches women. These are the facts of the case..And they are undisputed.
  • sandbox4
    search him on leeclerk.org. this guy has an extensive criminal record and long history of violence against women. he should be locked up before he kills someone. why are you defending him?
  • mooster
    Where is a long "long history of violence against women." Nothing stated in the records.
  • sandbox4
    civil cases: 2 injuctions for domestic violence 1989: v. pamela miller, 1998: v. katherine horowitz. getting busted for beating up 3 women over 21 years is a long history of violence v. women. and that's just lee county.
  • typical222
    I feel sorry for Larry. He seems to be a little retarded emotionally. I used to be like that.....when I was 16. Maybe he gets frustrated because he's a little stupid....and sees the world as intimidating. He has no real power so he beats up women.
  • tropical321
    You were emotionally retarded at 16? After which uncle's molestation did you mature? I too feel sorry for Mr. Horowitz. He needs to be held. I think his eyes are too close together - almost in the same socket - and that scares me a little. But only a little. I wonder if he beats off to the thought of punching girls.
  • larrypunchesgirls
    When Larry Beats off while punching girls...do you think he tells them he loves them?
  • TamponsInMyEars
    1) Lawrence wears women's underwear. 2) Lawrence beats women. 3) Lawrence beats women....while wearing their underwear. The Old Beating Your Girlfriend While Wearing Their Underwear routine. C'mon Larry, show some originality please.
  • topical222
    Actually, I think Larry beats off WHILE punching girls. It's tricky, but I think Larry has what it takes.
  • typical222
    I know what you mean about the eyes. He almost looks like a cartoon. Kind of like a "Baby Huey" on acid....or Ritalin. I am afraid of Larry. I am afraid of people who defend Larry. There are A LOT of Larrys out there. Larry should maybe move to Oklahoma where he might blend in a little better. Florida isn't just for stupid rednecks anymore.
  • typical222
    Ok, Florida is still for rednecks. I didn't mean to hurt feelings.
  • larrypunchesgirls
    I like to beat off while girls are punching me
  • IKnowIDo
    really, i do.
  • Eracsurfer
    Oooo... SNAP! Great job Sandbox and Iagree!

    When I'm elected, you both get cabinet positions.

    Hopefully, this will be the "final straw" and the judge will throw the book at him.
  • iagree
    There's also his 1995 conviction for Criminal Mischief (malicious destruction of property) of Julie Ann Thomas. sandbox4's right. How many violent acts against women is this man going to get away with before he serves any jail time?
  • sumstrange
    God love FL's Sunshine Laws for they allow you to dismiss the blind arguments of an idiot like xena2010. What are you to this guy? A friend? Relative? Future victim?
  • Eracsurfer
    Y'know...it's kinda funny how that works. Once the facts show up, these idiots run away. I was all ready to tell xena2010 about my kinky wardrobe too!
  • Eracsurfer
    I would say for the following reasons...

    "allegedly attacked her, ripping off the nightgown she was wearing, injuring her shoulder in the process"

    "he threw her to the ground and sat on her"

    "forced the door open and inadvertently bashed her in the face with it causing a gash above her eye"

    "allegedly unplugged the phones in the house, took her car keys and fled"

    What injuries did he sustain? BINGO.... none. That is why HE was the one arrested.

    Also, try to come up with something original...

    "don't believe everything you read in the media" has been used at least 5 times this week to defend a range of assholes.

    "There are always two sides to the story" was used at least two or three times. YAWN!!!!

    C'mon...if you are going to berate us...make it interesting!

















  • xena2010
    Again...your ignorant statement proves that to still go by what only the media informs you of. "Look up the word allegedly." Enough said......yawn right backatcha.
  • Eracsurfer
    Which turnip truck did you fall off of? If they arrest someone for murder, while they are standing over the body with the smoking gun in hand... while screaming "I killed the bitch!"...

    The media still MUST report them as an alleged murderer to prevent a mistrial. Look it up numbnuts!

    BTW...where'd the injuries come from? And as YOU said...why wasn't she arrested? Hmmmm... I guess the police are taking orders from the media?
  • xena2010
    You should consider running for political office. Just what we need....yet another asshole representative who thinks one-sided.
  • Eracsurfer
    If I was elected to office, my first act would be to deport your ass to the moon!

    **This was a paid party ad for the "Elect ERACSURFER as ruler of the Earth" campaign**
  • TwiztidAngel
    u got my vote! XD
  • Eracsurfer
    Sweet! TwiztidAngel...you get to be my "Chief Official that gets to decide who can (or cannot) wear a nightgown".

    There are a lot of perks with that position.
  • TwiztidAngel
    hells yea!!

    1st on the agenda:

    u must have boobs to wear a nightgown...and yes, manboobs count!
  • xena2010
    I most likely fell off the same dump truck as you loser. I am sure there is already a seat with your name on it as well just waiting for you. What was she wearing in the kitchen?....she must have been naked is he was wearing the nightgown. if she was so scared???? how come she fell asleep? (probably passed out from being drunk as a skunk). Get with the program. Only a drunk person could make up a story like that. Anyone standing behind a door is going to get hit if it opens. Sounds like you have been hit by a door a couple of times. Talk to the hand.....asshole.
  • TwiztidAngel
    she mustve been nekkid cuz he was wearin the nightgown?? huh...u sayin ppl only have ONE nightgown to sleep in??...ewwww...thats just not normal
  • Eracsurfer
    Aww...now you done gone and hurt my feelings. *SOB*

    WTF does it matter what she was wearing? WTF does it matter if she was drunk?

    What program should I get with? "Only a drunk person could make up a story like that"....Riiiiight.... Convincing enough to get his Jabba the Hutt looking mugshot taken.

    How 'bout you go and take a trip to Victoria's Secret and get him something nice and frilly, so he can feel pretty for Bubba.
  • xena2010
    That's a great idea!!!!.....but I bet you have a lot of sexy stuff in your closet he can borrow and it would probably fit.
  • Eracsurfer
    Wow...what a witty retort (that means reply).

    Sorry, the stuff in my closet would bore most people.

    I'm sure you wouldn't like any of it...no overalls or suspenders to be found.

    Now, if you were talking about the stuff I have in my dresser...now that is some kinky ass shit.

    But, alas... I don't share.
  • boughtthefarm
    You know, I dated a man [I am using that term very loosely] once and he would hint at cross dressing on occasion. One day he tells me about this "dream" he had about he and I sitting outside having tea and conversation AND he is dressed in woman's clothing. I finally caught on that this insane mother fucker was trying to warm me up to the idea. I was so grossed out and I proceeded to tell this idiot that if I wanted a woman I'd be dating women and further more, I would never share my clothes, jewelry, makeup, etc with anyone else so he could just take his queer ass and go home. UGH!!!
  • I had a similar thing happen to me!! Guys think they are so slick to "warm" us ladies up to some sick crap!! I won't say what he was trying to warm me up to, but it would have been appropriate for him to ask me to "doo" it by the "back door" while we were eating "tossed salad". *shudder*
  • butterfly_girl
    OMG! That's hilarious!
  • defenestratethis
    Just the thought of this guy in lingerie sent me into hysterics...too funny. Poor woman though. Hope she recovers soon..too bad he's already out on bail. Hopefully, he'll be too embarassed to show up at her door.
  • malq
    This is the spitting image of Casey Anthonies attorney, Baez
  • VelvetGlove
    Guess he's a little touchy about his penchant for fem-wear? I can only imagine how shocked his girlfriend must have been. Based on his mugshot, I'm guessing he doesn't look too pretty in a lacy nightie.
  • Jame Gumb
    "Would you fuck me? ... I'd fuck me ... I'd fuck me hard..."
    Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
    Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
    Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
    Good-bye horses, I'm flying, flying, flying over you

    Ooooooooooooooo
    Ooooooooooooooo
  • Hehhhh....
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