Umatilla, FL - Juan Cahuich-Santiago, who lived with his girlfriend and her family, was left to care for their elderly grandmother on SaturdaySaturday reviews while the family went shopping. They left grandma sitting comfortably in a recliner and made their way to the store. When they returned three hours later, Juan was asleep on the couch and grandma was a mess – she was laying sideways in the chair, her clothing was disheveled, her pony tail had come undone, she had a bump on her forehead and bruises on her knees. Plus, the woman who had no problem walking on her own before now could not stand. Investigators learned that while the family was gone, Juan got all hot and bothered after watching porn. Instead of jerkin’ his johnson in the bathroom, he got a hold of grandma. Because, you know, those 76-year-old women are friggin’ hot! Not only is she elderly, she is also unable to communicate verbally – a fact that Juan was well aware of. Though he initially denied raping the woman, the condom in the trash can gave him away and he finally admitted to being a repulsive and repugnant piece of shit. Because Juan, 25, is not a legal citizen, officials asked for a high bond amount and they got it – skeevy fucker is sitting in jail on $75,000 bond. The woman was hospitalized for her injuries, but I’m not aware of her current condition.

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