Symmes Twp., OH – According to authorities, the two young girls entered the First National Bank Tuesday afternoon, handed the teller a note demanding money, and walked out of the bank with their loot. Though the girls did not appear to be armed, they did threaten to harm employees if their demand for green wasn’t met. And a grown ass adult handed over an undisclosed amount of cash. Ummm…what the fuck? The girls didn’t enter the bank with guns a-blazin’, didn’t imply they were gonna blow the place up, didn’t even walk in with the whole ‘finger in my pocket but I’ll let you think it’s a gun’ trick. As a matter of fact, it looks like one of them is talking on a cell phone. Unbelievable. I think a quick punch to the throat would’a fixed the little shits. The older girl, believed to be between the ages of 14 and 16, is described as black, heavyset, and about 5’4″ – she was wearing a dark knit cap, dark hoodie, and blue jeans. The younger kiddo, believed to be somewhere between 12 and 14 years of age, is described as black, thin build, and about 5’2″ – she was wearing a baseball cap with a round tag still attached to it. Despite a search by land and air, by human and canine, the girls were nowhere to be found. Authorities, lookin’ like fools, are asking for the public’s help in capturing these bad girls. If you have any information, you are asked to contact Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office at 513-851-6000 or Crimestoppers at 513-352-3040. Crappy surveillance photo after the jump.
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