Middletown, OH – Now I haven’t been to a county fair for a while, but I believe I could find more exciting things to do than watching people shit. Apparently, not so for 20-year-old Coty Heltsley. In July 2008, Coty crept into portable toilets to spy on people pooping in the adjoining potties through the ventilation shafts. Coty has admitted to damaging the ventilation screens in the potties as well as pumping his pickle to the performance he spied. But he was also upset that HIS rights to privacy had been violated by police when they set up a stakeout on the portable toilets while investigating complaints of a Peeping Tom. Coty’s lawyers also added that woman who identified Coty couldn’t have possibly recognized him through that little ventilation shaft. Ah, but the witness pointed out Coty without hesitation, recognizing his face, eyes, round cheeks, and hair color – even in that little space. Poor Coty. The Ohio 12th District Court of Appeals in Middletown ruled that Coty’s rights were not violated and he’s just a skanky porta-potty perv. For his pervy porta-potty pastime, Coty gets a 30-day suspended sentence, a $350 fine with $100 suspended, and 2 years probation. Coty now joins the elite crowd of RSO’s and has to pay the Fair Board $648 for the damage to the potties. Perfectly performed, Pervy McPervson. Stay in Ohio.Peeping Tom, pervert, toilet
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