Toledo, OH - What the fuck is it about McDonald’s that gets some people all crazy like? (See here, here, and here). More specifically, what is it about McNuggets? Would you, as a mostly sane individual, risk your freedom for a treat that resembles pre-chewed cardboard in both taste and texture? (Again, see here). Today we add yet another face and another story to our collection of satisfied customers. Demonites, meet Melodi Dushane. Pleasant lookin’ little tart, no? Melodi pulled up to the drive-thru window at Mickey D’s Friday morning requesting an order of Chicken McNuggets. When she was informed that the restaurant was serving breakfast, and those juicy little nuggets weren’t a part of the breakfast menu, Melodi got testy. She reached through the open window and popped the employee in the mouth. When the restaurant manager approached the drive-thru, Melodi started swinging her fists in the woman’s general direction. The manager wasn’t having it – she grabbed a couple handfuls of Melodi’s hair and attempted to pull her snotty ass in through the window. Hell. Yeah. After escaping the manager’s clutches, Melodi further showed her displeasure by shattering the drive-thru window with a punch. After being treated for the injuries she sustained during her mini-meltdown, the 24-year-old was arrested and booked on charges of vandalism. Melodi was later released on her own recognizance and ordered to stay away from that particular McDonald’s.
Tags: Assault and Battery, Chicken McNuggets, Crime, McDonalds, Melodi Dushane, Mugshot, Ohio, Toledo, Vandalism
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