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Melodi Dushane Will Not Be Denied Her Chicken McNuggets, Dammit

January 5, 2010 at 6:38 am by  

Toledo, OH - What the fuck is it about McDonald’s that gets some people all crazy like? (See here, here, and here). More specifically, what is it about McNuggets? Would you, as a mostly sane individual, risk your freedom for a treat that resembles pre-chewed cardboard in both taste and texture? (Again, see here). Today we add yet another face and another story to our collection of satisfied customers. Demonites, meet Melodi Dushane. Pleasant lookin’ little tart, no? Melodi pulled up to the drive-thru window at Mickey D’s Friday morning requesting an order of Chicken McNuggets. When she was informed that the restaurant was serving breakfast, and those juicy little nuggets weren’t a part of the breakfast menu, Melodi got testy. She reached through the open window and popped the employee in the mouth. When the restaurant manager approached the drive-thru, Melodi started swinging her fists in the woman’s general direction. The manager wasn’t having it – she grabbed a couple handfuls of Melodi’s hair and attempted to pull her snotty ass in through the window. Hell. Yeah. After escaping the manager’s clutches, Melodi further showed her displeasure by shattering the drive-thru window with a punch. After being treated for the injuries she sustained during her mini-meltdown, the 24-year-old was arrested and booked on charges of vandalism. Melodi was later released on her own recognizance and ordered to stay away from that particular McDonald’s.

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  • defenestratethis

    LOL Cool manager. Yep, its all in a days work at Mickey D's.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    How sad is it that I am totally turned on by Melodi Dushane?

  • vsjoplin

    I worked at McDick's when I was a teenager. I got to work the wonderful drive-thru. One day I accidentally handed out the wrong order (the manager handed it to me, so NOT my fault, lol). Anyway, we realized after I handed the bag to her and apologized. I handed her the correct food (she was steaming mad at the inconvenience of taking a couple extra seconds). She then threw the wrong bag at me and told me that (I hope they choke on it, you bitch” and drove away. I just laughed about it. I couldn't believe she was so angry over such a small mistake (she could have gotten extra food because of it). We didn't call the police, though.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Pathetic, Morbid. But, expected.

  • sarabei

    I can't believe all this over chicken MCNUGGETS of all things…lol!!

  • Fantastic_MT

    I bit into two raw McNuggets last week, which was absolutely disgusting and even I didn’t react this way.

  • Xavier

    Damn! I guess she was lovin' it!

  • eracsurfer

    I know! I mean if it was a “Big & Tasty” maybe…but McNuggets…WTF

  • eracsurfer

    I got it!!! She thought they were filming “Falling Down II”

    “I want McNuggets.”
    “Well you can't have it, we're not serving it.”

    My favorite scene!

  • MadeaBecBec

    The only time I have ever purchased McNuggets was for dog treats!!
    Mmmmm, Melodi resembles a dog, soooooo…..

  • http://journal.amanita.net/ Meredith

    Arrested for vandalism but not assault? WTF? I bet that first employee had something to say about that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    When i worked at McDonalds as a teen we would always check the floor for any McNuggets that might have fallen if we were short a couple on a 20 piece, or if they were a Melodi Dushane-type of person.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beckygalindo84 Rebecca Lynn Galindo

    man i have had water thrown on me working a dt at wendys 8 years back but if some crazy bitch like this popped up at my window i woulda dumped a pot of fresh coffee on the bitch lol

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    give her the Nuggets..