Jason Werry Doesn’t Know How To Make A Sandwich

December 30, 2009 by FlamingFox  

Fort Pierce, FL- I moved out of my parents’ home when I was 17. For the first year, my roommate and I lived without a television or a phone. We only had one vehicle to share and many of our meals consisted of canned soup and ground-turkey burgers. Was it hard? Yes. Did I like it? Hell yes! It was one of the best things that ever happened to me because it taught me to be independent and that I did not need material items to survive. It was a valuable lesson that really helped me get through even tougher times later on in my life and, if I had the chance to change anything in my past, I would not change a thing. Life is tough and sometimes it will test you just to see if you have the cajones to hang on. Enter Jason Werry. He’s 26 and is still living at home with Mom and Pop which pretty much seems to be the case for a lot of young men these days in many countries. Which I can understand somewhat, with the way the economy is, difficulty finding a decent job, and some of them are care-takers for their parents, but a lot of them just refuse to leave the nest. And, unfortunately for Jason, his recent violent confrontation with his father may just have ended his free ride.

On Sunday, Jason’s father, Jay Werry, told his son that he and his wife were having lunch with her boss and that Jason would have to make his own lunch. *Gasp* Can you imagine the horror this pansy-ass parasite must have felt?! Jason became very angry at the thought of having to make his own lunch and soon name-calling turned into a heated argument which then erupted into a violent confrontation between him and his father. According to the police, Jason threw a candle-holder at his father which hit him in the head. His father, who has a concealed weapons permit, pulled a gun on Jason. Jason hit his dad, and then Jason’s girlfriend gave Jason a gun. Jason first pointed the gun at his father and then hit him in the head with the butt of the weapon. That was when his father bit Jason on the left arm and they both went to a hospital emergency room. Jason’s father had several loose teeth and two gashes on his head that required stitches. Jason got a tetanus shot for the bite and then was arrested and taken to jail. Jason Werry now faces felony charges of aggravated domestic battery and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

Jason claims he was angry because his father referred to his grandmother with a curse word. His father says he is afraid that if Jason gets out of jail, that he will come and kill him and his family. He is torn about what to do because his wife always takes sides with the kids. If that’s the case, I have some advice for Momma. Give your son one last helping-hand by unwinding the damn apron strings wrapped around his scrotum so he can grow a pair of balls and move the fuck out. Stop enabling the cling-on so we won’t have to worry about seeing his mugshot again in the near future. It’s really not that difficult to have your locks changed and even a freaking sparrow will push their young out of the nest. And Dad…if you need a gun to protect yourself from your own son, those locks should have been changed a long, long, long time ago.

Source | Shady J’s Myspace

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