Martin Guerrero Doodled His Noodle In Art Class

December 22, 2009 by Jaded  

Dallas, TX - Since I’m on a bizarro roll this morning, I’m gonna throw Martin Guerrero into the mix. According to police documents, Guerrero, 17, was sitting in art class, kinda zoning out and staring off into space. His female teacher approached his desk to check up his progress on an assignment and attempted to get his attention. For whatever reason, Guerrero pulled up his shirt and exposed his junk. In front of the teacher, and a room full of students between the ages of 14 and 17, Guerrero started strokin’ the bologna pony – diligently – while moaning. He even threw in an “aye mami” for good measure. The teacher, unable to stop him from fappin’, ran out of the classroom and alerted the school police. She told investigators that several students later told her “that was very scary.” Because of the ages of his fellow classmates, Guerrero is now looking at a felony charge of indecency with a child. Bail has been set at $5,000. Good luck living this down, kiddo.

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