Aachen, Germany – We open this story with a 35-year-old woman and a 74-year-old man in a supermarket parking lot. They both eyed the single empty shopping cart in the parking lot at the same time. They both wanted it – had to have it. They both laid hands on it at the same time. Tensions rose and a tug-of-war ensued. The woman’s 24-year-old brother entered the picture and threw a punch, knocking the older man to the ground. Victory was theirs!! The siblings, along with their 53-year-old mother, entered the grocery store with the beloved cart. That older man may have been down, but he sure as hell wasn’t out. He followed the trio into the store and proceeded to club the 24-year-old with salami. Well, the attack got mom all in a huff, so she armed herself with a sharp chunk of Parmesan cheese and attempted to stab the salami-wielding old guy with it. In the process, mom fell down and bonked her head on a glass display case. Police report that two of the parties involved in the assault were hospitalized and treated for minor injuries. Whether any charges have been or will be filed is unknown. Why all the ruckus over a shopping cart? Apparently, there is some sort of shopping cart shortage at the busy supermarket and it’s making people a little edgy. Heh…it’s always something.
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