Brooklyn, NY – Demonites, meet Lordtyshon (really?) Garrett. Judging by his Myspace pics, Lordtyshon (for real?) is a pretty beefy guy, certain to give a grown man a run for his money if it came to a beat-down. But against a 9 lb. cat? That pussy had no chance. Lordtyshon (?) and his wife were moochin’ off living with the wife’s mother, Deborah Bender. When Deborah told her good-fer-nothin’ son-in-law to get off his ass and get a job and/or vacate the premises, Lordtyshon got all offended and shit. It is alleged that on October 12, Lordtyshon (I feel retarded even typing that out) lured Deborah’s 4-year-old cat, Madea, into the bathroom, turned on the shower and closed the door. When the cat emerged from the bathroom, she was soaked and was having difficulty breathing. Lordtyshon then began to chase the cat around the apartment, beating, stabbing, and poking her with an umbrella. Madea didn’t survive the abuse the big tough guy doled out – she was left with injuries as severe as if she had fallen off a high-rise building or been hit by a car – and was put down.
Lordtyshon showed no remorse after the brutal assault and stated to relatives, “It’s just a cat. Who cares?” To Deborah, Madea was much more than ‘just a cat.’ “I’m not having any more kids – some grandkids maybe – but that was my baby right there,” she said. DNA from the dead feline was found on the umbrella, as was Lordtyshons – that was enough to make an arrest. The 31-year-old badass was arrested on Thursday and charged with felony animal cruelty, which carries a maximum two years. Bail was set at $3,500.
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