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John Kerr Is A Real Animal Lover

December 11, 2009 by Jaded  
 
John Kerr Is A Real Animal Lover

Edinburgh – John Kerr really likes his Staffordshire Terrier. Likes it a LOT! And he really likes his dog to like him back. A friend of Kerr’s found a cell phone behind his couch, and in an attempt to determine the phone’s owner, began to scroll through it’s saved contents. Imagine his surprise when he happened across a couple video clips of his friend doinkin’ his dog. The unlucky and probably extremely nauseated friend got in contact with the cops and the SSPCA – the pooch was removed from Kerr’s custody and underwent a thorough examination. It appears the dog didn’t suffer any injuries – physically, anyway. When questioned, Kerr told police that “the two video clips were the only occasions in which he had an unnatural connection with the dog.” When asked why he even made the recordings, Kerr didn’t have an answer, saying only that he filmed them for himself. John Kerr, 30, admitted having an unnatural connection with a dog and allowing it to lick his private parts. Kerr is currently out on bail. There was no mention as to whether or not peanut butter was used as an incentive. Super creepy mugshot after the jump.

John Kerr

John Kerr

 John Kerr Is A Real Animal Lover
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  • Mate Mutts
    Was it a male or female dog?
  • dammitall
    I keep thinking you should have used one of those rectangles to black out the dog's eyes.
  • Siobhan
    Why doesn’t anyone understand he was trying to train his dog in “Extreme Fetching”?


    Of course, my mind being in the dankest depths of gutterness due to the topic at hand, I read this as "Extreme Felching".
  • petrina
    ohhh THATS why eddie keeps bacon grease on hand at all times. i thought it was because he was southern.
  • tutkill
    Extreme Fetching


    OMG

    LOL
  • Why doesn't anyone understand he was trying to train his dog in "Extreme Fetching"?
  • wishfulsinful
    John Kerr, you greasy bum!! LOL @ michelle, that's the first thing that came to mind!
  • malq
    A lack of physical trauma doesn’t mean the man didn’t have sex with it. Most people who have sex with animals have no desire to hurt the animal.


    Awww, God bless their zoophilliac little souls
  • Boughtthefarm
    Reminds me of a porn flick I saw a long time a go. A woman put a little bacon grease between her legs to entice her pet to go down on her. That is just disgusting!
  • michelle
    To bad the pooch didn't take a bite....
    That unnatural connection would have been severed!
  • eracsurfer
    DAMN YOU JADED!!!!!!

    doinkin’ his dog.
    doinkin’ his dog.
    doinkin’ his dog.
    doinkin’ his dog.
    doinkin’ his dog.

    Can't get it outta my head!!!!
  • weejodie
    Eeeewwww!! Just eeewwwww!!!! WTF?? There are certain lines you do not cross........
  • MostlyNonsense
    LOL @ eracsurfer
  • eracsurfer
    doinkin’ his dog.


    I don't care who you are....That is funny!

    I'm gonna be saying that all day.

    doinkin’ his dog.
    doinkin’ his dog.
    doinkin’ his dog.
  • Sugarglider1
    A lack of physical trauma doesn’t mean the man didn’t have sex with it. Most people who have sex with animals have no desire to hurt the animal.

    Oh, I know. And he probably has a pencil dick anyway. I was just going by this:

    "John Kerr, 30, admitted having an unnatural connection with a dog and allowing it to lick his private parts."

    I was/am hoping that meant he didn't abuse the dog in other ways. Here's hoping!
  • A lack of physical trauma doesn't mean the man didn't have sex with it. Most people who have sex with animals have no desire to hurt the animal.
  • Sugarglider1
    At least it was only oral, hence the lack of physical trauma to the doggie.
  • Endlessgrief08
    Ewww....what a creep!
  • feisty76
    Blackcat 7-- LOL! That was who popped into my head as soon as I saw the photo too...

    Poor puppy.
  • malq
    With a mugshot like that it is not surprising the only thing he is fucking is a dog. I wonder if they are still friends. LOL what a way to get busted.
  • sarabei
    Need. Brain. Bleach. NOW!
  • Does anyone else instantly reminded of JP from grandma’s boy when they saw the photo lol?


    LMAO. That's exactly what came to mind. :P
  • TOMAR
    Excuse me while I go barf!
  • blackcat7
    I always joke around with my friend about having relations with his dog. It's truly disturbing that this man actually "went there" and actually recorded the incidents especially on his cell phone. Poor puppy :(

    Does anyone else instantly reminded of JP from grandma's boy when they saw the photo lol?
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