Bow Chicka Wow Wow 101

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Bow Chicka Wow Wow 101
December 10, 2009 by Morbid

Brooklyn, New York – A janitor at James Madison High School in Midwood witnessed French teacher Cindy Mauro, 33, and Alino Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, naked with each other inside an empty classroom. The janitor, Robert Colantuoni, decided not to do what most hetero males would do in that situation and simply toss one off in the hallway and then write a letter to Penthouse. Nope, he went and told school officials. Since then, both women have been removed from the classroom and sent to Education Department “rubber rooms” while they’re investigated for misconduct. Lawyers for the women said they both “categorically deny the salacious allegations.” Both teachers were very popular among students and a Facebook Group has been created in support of the two teachers which I have joined. Also, if the two are guilty of the accusations or not, let me go on record and state that I strongly encourage all hot teachers to please think of the children and partake in this activity at every opportunity. If you are hideous, you should be fired on the spot.

Oh, and I will use any excuse to post Van Halen videos featuring Dave

Tags: Alino Brito, Brooklyn, Cindy Mauro, French language, High school, James Madison High School, New York, Sexual Misconduct, Spanish language, teacher

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Sally

im a 90% straight girl...and frankly this is HOTT! They can be my teachers any day!! >X3
bendover69

Message to Janitor Robert Colantuoni:

PLEASE TURN IN YOUR DICK BADGE AT THE HOME OFFICE.

Shame on You! Shame on You!
Bad Janitor! Bad Janitor!

This should have been something shared with bar buddies and grand kids (when they came of age).
Sugarglider1

Nikkileigh, that is a very nice picture of you, but I don't think it's the kind we were all hoping for...

Oh, and: the janitor sucks. I guess since his only skills involve pushing a broom around on the floor, he probably has something against hot ladies with better educations and better access to pussy. :)
Endlessgrief08

Why? It’s not like they were doing it in front of the class. It was an empty classroom and the kids were at some school function. Sure it may not have been an ideal location, but the thought of two hot teachers unable to contain their lust for each other as they shove their tongues in each other’s mouths they each run their hands through the other’s hair. Buttons popping off as they strip naked, Alito sweeping the tests for the day off of her desk and laying on top of it as Cindy places her free hand between…I’ll be back in a bit.

Hahaha.....such a sense of humor. : )
Athena

It wouldn’t matter if a grizzly bear wandered into the school and ate two students in the cafeteria, the best part of this story will always be the fact that two hot female teachers were getting it on in an empty classroom.

Seconded.
Morbid

If the janitor was gay, and outed himself, how would that be the best part of the story? It wouldn't matter if a grizzly bear wandered into the school and ate two students in the cafeteria, the best part of this story will always be the fact that two hot female teachers were getting it on in an empty classroom.
malq

The best part of this story got completely ignored.
What about the janitor outing himself as a faggot, by not having a wank in the hallway, as he watched two bilingual bulldykes in detention?
malq

The best part of this story got completely ignored.
What about the janitor outing himself as a faggot, by not having a wank in the hallway, as he watched two biligual bulldyes in detention?
NateInferis

Horndog High: Muff Diving in Midwood.
Coyote

I wonder if they’ll be in the same “rubber room” together. That would make a great sequel – “Horndog High II, Romp in the Rubber Room”.
Veronica

I love the description of the FB group. I totally had to join. Shame there aren’t more members at this point.

I understand that the district has to do what it has to do. Once shit like this is publicized, their hands are tied. That’s why I put the blame squarely on the bigot janitor. That’s the only reason I can think of for why he’d turn them in. He was probably a Christian.

LMAO! Seriously, though, what other reason would there be for this guy to turn them in? Is he just extremely ethical? Somehow, I doubt it. It's not politically correct to say so, but fuck it. My husband is very ethical, and there is no freaking WAY he would turn these women in! To be honest, I would probably benefit from it later that night...
NateInferis

And what is an Education Department rubber room? It sounds like a place these two can continue their fun.

In NYC, teachers who are under investigation for misconduct are sent to a "rubber room" where they wait out their work day ( with pay ) until a finding is reached. This process can take a very long time. There are teachers who have been getting paid to sit in "rubber rooms" for years. These two don't need a "rubber room", they need a porn studio. My apartment is available.
Coyote

Ha! Gotta love the media’s label of 'Horndog High'. When will it be out on DVD?

And what is an Education Department rubber room? It sounds like a place these two can continue their fun.
nikkileigh

The day after the Daily News reported that two James Madison High School language teachers were busted "undressed" in an empty classroom, sources said a third educator is being investigated for getting too personal with a student.
Social studies instructor Allison Musacchio is under investigation for having an inappropriate relationship with a male student, sources said.

There's more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/12/10/2009...
nikkileigh

Ha! I have a picture!
Morbid

I think EVERYONE should keep their personal and professional lives separated.

I do as well. Unless they are two hot women. Seriously, I cannot think of any workplace situation where that should be frowned upon. McDonald's cashiers, lifeguards, waitresses, policewomen...seriously. At no point could I imagine two hot women getting naked with each other and me say "Well I NEVER! Could you two please put your close back on, quit making out with each other and continue cheerleading? Thanks!" :P
VelvetGlove

My last comment was for Morbid, BTW...I still haven't figured out how to quote.
Morbid

Anyhow, I love your write ups, Morbid. Thanks for all you do.

See Jaded...I told you someone out there likes my stuff. You owe me a pack of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Sugarglider1

:) Go nikkileigh!
VelvetGlove

LOL, but to answer your question, assuming it was not rhetorical, they shouldn't be having relations at work anywhere, but especially when that place of employment is a school. They should save the lovin' for their personal time, that's all. It makes no difference to me that it was 2 women--I think EVERYONE should keep their personal and professional lives separated.
backlash

Video… I save that for my “special” friends. lol.

Can I have an application to be on that list?
nikkileigh

The second one Sugarglider... lol Trust me, there is NO way I am losing my AAL card. Thanks for the concern. Now boys, back to the news!
nikkileigh

Ya know, you can only prove that to us through pictures.

Or video…

If that stupid Gravatar mess would let me log in I would have a pic to prove it. Video... I save that for my "special" friends. lol.

How YOU doin’? *raises eyebrows up and down*

That's exactly what I say to all the girls! Anyhow, I love your write ups, Morbid. Thanks for all you do.
Sugarglider1

...or are you just saying you prefer a shaved twat? :)
Sugarglider1

Second, I want to point out that I am a lesbian, and I am NOT a “dyke-ish, linebacker, mullet sporting rugmuncher”. Very funny reference though.

You don't munch rug? Dang--I'm pretty sure they take away your American Association of Lesbians card for the failure to go downtown!
Morbid

Second, I want to point out that I am a lesbian, and I am NOT a “dyke-ish, linebacker, mullet sporting rugmuncher”.

How YOU doin'? *raises eyebrows up and down*
backlash

Second, I want to point out that I am a lesbian, and I am NOT a “dyke-ish, linebacker, mullet sporting rugmuncher”.

Ya know, you can only prove that to us through pictures.

Or video...
nikkileigh

Alright... first of all, I have been lurking around here for awhile. I totally love the site. However, this is the first story that gave me a reason to register and comment. Second, I want to point out that I am a lesbian, and I am NOT a "dyke-ish, linebacker, mullet sporting rugmuncher". Very funny reference though.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, not only is this every boy/man's fantasy. This is every lesbian's high school dream COME TRUE!! My god, I joined the facebook support page. This made my day. I don't know what else to say.

Except maybe that the janitor was only jealous he wasn't in on the action and that's why he turned them in.
Undeniable Truth

LMFAO @ the comments. You guys are just killer awesome groovy.
NateInferis

Yet another in a long list of reasons why I love my city. We take sex-ed fucking seriously.
backlash

He was probably a Christian.

Why do Christians have to ruin everything?
Morbid

He was probably a Christian.

Had to be.
Athena

I love the description of the FB group. I totally had to join. Shame there aren't more members at this point.

I understand that the district has to do what it has to do. Once shit like this is publicized, their hands are tied. That's why I put the blame squarely on the bigot janitor. That's the only reason I can think of for why he'd turn them in. He was probably a Christian.
eracsurfer

but the thought of two hot teachers unable to contain their lust for each other as they shove their tongues in each other’s mouths they each run their hands through the other’s hair. Buttons popping off as they strip naked, Alito sweeping the tests for the day off of her desk and laying on top of it as Cindy places her free hand between…

Damn...I think I need to get a refill on my coffee, yeah that's it. I'll be back in a minute...no, make that 10 minuutes.
HotReadingMama

As soon as I saw the facebook link I KNEW you would have Hot for Teacher posted on here.
Morbid

Man and woman? Man and man? Two ugly people? Why that is just unacceptable. Two hot chicks? A French teacher and a Spanish teacher to boot? RAWR! I see a raise. In my pants.
missycaro

Yeah is they were ugly or man and woman. They sooooooooo would not have a facebook put up for them. It says it's "Un American" for them to get in trouble for sexing it up like that...lol....
backlash

Exactly. And most of the lesbians I have run into are not hot. They are dyke-ish, linebacker, mullet sporting rugmunchers. So, any opportunity to promote hot chicks who get down with each other should be a gift and not punished. It's like the plot of a bad porno come to life.
missycaro

LOL...OMG.... Douche bags...lol...
Morbid

Call me old-fashioned, but I just don’t think that the school is a great place to be getting your groove on, girl-on-girl or otherwise. I’d be pretty upset if this was at my kids school.

Why? It's not like they were doing it in front of the class. It was an empty classroom and the kids were at some school function. Sure it may not have been an ideal location, but the thought of two hot teachers unable to contain their lust for each other as they shove their tongues in each other's mouths they each run their hands through the other's hair. Buttons popping off as they strip naked, Alito sweeping the tests for the day off of her desk and laying on top of it as Cindy places her free hand between...I'll be back in a bit.
backlash

I hope they drop all charges, and give both women a raise. This type of behavior should be encouraged, and filmed.
VelvetGlove

Call me old-fashioned, but I just don't think that the school is a great place to be getting your groove on, girl-on-girl or otherwise. I'd be pretty upset if this was at my kids school.

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