Birmingham, Alabama - Please note, my reasons for posting this story are purely selfish. First – jury duty sucks and unless it is a particularly interesting case with some kind of violence and/or nudity involved, I would do just about anything to get out of it. Second – I’ve always wanted to use the ‘Can You See Jesus’ picture you see to the left. Third – I had no friggin’ clue that Jesus Christ was a 59-year-old woman from Birmingham, Alabama! Learn something new every day. Seems Jesus Christ got that dreaded piece of paper in the mail – a summons for jury duty. Being the saintly entity that she is, JC reported to the court house on Monday ready to serve. One problem, though – Jesus must have been suffering from severe diarrhea of the mouth and just couldn’t shut the hell up. Shortly after being sent to Judge Clyde Jones’s courtroom for a criminal case, Jesus Christ was dismissed for being disruptive. A court employee said she was asking questions instead of answering them. In Christ’s defense, though, according to court admin Sandra Turner, she didn’t actively try to get out of jury duty and was “perfectly happy to serve.” Uh-huh. That’s what Jesus wants you to think, lady. Efforts to reach Jesus Christ for comment were unsuccessful. (Ok, so she’s not really the Jesus Christ – she’s actually the holy spirit formerly known as Dorothy Lola Killingworth. For reasons known only to her, she had her name legally changed).
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Tags: Dorothy Lola Killingworth, Jesus Christ, jury duty, Weird News
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