MORROW, Georgia – On Wednesday night, 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III was dressed in an elf costume and waiting in line with kids to see the Santa at Southlake Mall. When he got to the front of the line, Caldwell allegedly told Santa that he had dynamite in his bag. Santa then called security. The mall was evacuated and GBI bomb squad called in. No explosives were found, but the mall did not re-open that night. Caldwell is in jail charged with making terroristic threats, false public alarm, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct, possession of a hoax device, false imprisonment and simple assault. You know, at first this is kinda funny, envisioning a man looking like Caldwell dressed as an elf waiting in line with some kids. But then the dynamite thing just has me thinking, what a fucking dick. Not only did the mall lose a ton of money over this stunt, he unnecessarily scared the living shit out of some kids just trying to enjoy the holiday with their parents. Had I been there in the crowded mall surrounded by sheeple spending my paycheck away on overpriced shit for people who don’t deserve it and later in line with a bunch of snot-nosed brats waiting to pay too much for for a pic with a dude in a red suit trying to supplement his Social Security because of the Hen’s incessant whining about doing things with the family, only to end up being herded out because of some jackass…I would’ve punched the fucker in the face.
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Tags: bomb, bomb threat, dynamite, Elf, Morrow Georgia, Santa, Southlake mall, William Caldwell
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