Detroit, MI - So, I’m browsing through Jason Zacchi’s pictures on Myspace, and the whole time, I’m wishing I could reach through the damn computer and bitch slap his wanna-be gangsta ass. Every single picture of his face just annoyed the shit outta me. What does that have to do with this story? Absolutely nothing – something about the guy just pisses me off and I needed to vent. Seriously though, Jason needs to consider a new line of work – gangsta, he’s not. Not only is he not gangsta, he’s not extremely bright either. Last Saturday night, 27-year-old Jason walked up to a Wendy’s drive-thru window with a sawed off shotgun. Jason, the lower half of his face covered with a bandanna, threatened an employee and attempted to get into the cash register by slapping the crap out of it. Meanwhile, the restaurant manager hears the ruckus and races up front to find out what’s up. Lo and behold, the manager recognizes the brazen thief beneath the blue bandanna – it’s her very own son. And, like any good mother should, she turned his little punk ass in to the police – she was pretty damn quick about it, too. Jason is being held on $100,000 bond. Jason’s girlfriend/baby momma, 22-year-old Amanda Yost, is accused of driving the get away car and is being held on $50,000.
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