NAPLES, Florida – Well it was inevitable, especially after Kick A Ginger Kid Day went over so well. Ten North Naples Middle School students were suspended last week after a female student told school administration she was being kicked at school because of it being Kick A Jew Day. All ten students were reprimanded and given one day, in-school suspensions. This punishment was in accordance with the bullying and harassment policy as outlined in the Code of Student Conduct. To make matters worse for any Jewish kids in school, the first 20 minutes of the school day will be used for focusing on character traits, instead of for goofing off reading. In third grade I put a tack in the chair of some Japanese kid who was sitting in front of me. He sat on it, shot about four feet in the air and I laughed my ass off. It was a real asshole thing for me to do but in the long run, we both learned valuable lessons that day. He learned to look before you sit, and I learned three words that have served me quite well. Deny. Deny. Deny.