Camborne, Cornwall – Nothing has made me happier about featuring stories from across the globe like David Truscott. See, this freak loves shit. Literally loves it. Back in 2004 he terrorized a family by frequently breaking on to their farm so that he could pleasure himself while covered in shit. He would jack off while rolling around in it, or crawl into a vat full of it. He didn’t care. But hell hath no fury like a man who wants to roll around in shit scorned. Once he got so angry after finding no shit to pleasure himself in that he set fire to the farm, killing a cow. Police finally set up surveillance and busted his pervy ass on the property wearing shiny red shorts and latex gloves. At his home, they found 360 pairs of women’s underwear. He was arrested for burglary and arson and in 2005 he was jailed for three years. Now, not long after his release, he is in the news again. He was arrested in the early hours of November 9 after police found him sitting in shit at the exact same farm. Truscott, 40, was charged with breaching the terms of a restraining order and has been jailed for another 20 weeks.
Tags: Arson, Burglary, cow, David Truscott, deviant, Latex, manure, masturbation, Murder, Police
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